Things That Make People Mad

I wear makeup to the gym
If you do something stupid while driving, i roll down my window and yell at you
I cut people off

Sometimes when I am walking and I sense someone is behind me and they are in a hurry. I walk even slower.

I do this too!

But if someone in front of me is walking slow... I hurry up and get in front of them then walk even slower to show them how annoying they are being :P

Sometimes when I am walking and I sense someone is behind me and they are in a hurry. I walk even slower.

oh i hate that! or the people that are walking and then BAM they stop! ugh!

What gets me is when people walk in a row across the sidewalk and don't move for oncoming people. These 3 chicks came out of a restaurant Wednesday night, and they walked in a row passed some trash cans. I was coming, and the outside chick wasn't moving over so people going the opposite way could walk by, so I grabbed my purse strap and gym bag strap, embraced for impact and ran full force straight into her.

Yeah, ummm, ***** move.

i used to make fake poop from wet tp rolls and leave it in the shower or toilet lol

I stand right in the middle of the elevator and make people go around me to get on and off

When boarding an elevator, do you also stand right at the doors as they open and immediately step on quickly ignoring anyone who might be exiting the elevator?

I stand right in the middle of the elevator and make people go around me to get on and off

When boarding an elevator, do you also stand right at the doors as they open and immediately step on quickly ignoring anyone who might be exiting the elevator?

That sounds like some ppl around here!

I use a 100 coupons or so every time I go grocery shopping everyone hates me there lol...

Me too!

I make stuff up so I can post on message boards.

haha!

My daughter and I will follow people in stores arguing back and forth "Am not!" and "Are Too!" over and over. It is really fun when people turn around and glare at us.
Good Times!

When people do this on purpose near me, I start having highly inappropriate conversations that has the kid asking mom questions for weeks and weeks.
"mom..what is...c*mguzzeling? And how it art?" Why is a gag reflex such a bad thing? mom, what's an italian chandelier? how many lights does it have? what's auto...erotic..esfixiation? is that right, what is that?"

yeah. I hate annoying 8-12 year olds when their parents are egging them on to be annoying or ignoring their annoying kids.

yeah. I hate annoying 8-12 year olds when their parents are egging them on to be annoying or ignoring their annoying kids.

OH MY GOD ME TOO. or parents who let their kids throw tantrums. not talking about the crying here and there--i legit saw a 6-7 year old lay on the ground at the grocery store and throw a tantrum. WTF?!