bad jokes that we'll probably go to hell for

When it comes to Ted Bundy, whats the difference between women and onions?








He cries when he cuts up the onions.

What are the naughtiest animals on the farm?




Brown chicken, brown cow.....

I feel really stupid as I just don't get this one??

A marine and an army guy were at a public restroom. The marine finished first and washed his hands. The army guy just walked to the exit. The Marine was surprised to see the army guy walking like this. So he asked him, "Hey, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss.

The army man said, "In army, we are taught not to piss on our hands."

This is my first forum post, and I am probably going to hell for it:

A bus full of Nuns is driving down the road. The bus flips over and blows up and all of the Nuns die. All of the Nuns are standing in line at the pearly gates when they are approached by St. Peter.

"Ok Ladies. I have one question to ask you. As long as you answer honestly, I will let you in." He approaches the first Nun, "Ok, Sally, here is you question. Have you ever touched a penis?" "No," she says, I would never do that." "Alright", says St . Peter, go on in."

He approaches the second Nun. "Ok, Suzy, same question." "Only once she says, but only with the tip of my finger." "Alright," says St. Peter, "Just dip your finger in this holy water, then go on in."

He approaches the third nun and asks the same question. "Just one time, I held one, but that's all I have ever done." St Peter replies, "Just dip your hand in this holy water, then go on in.

As he is approaching the next Nun, there is a load commotion coming from the back of the line. He sees a Nun running to the front of the line. "What's wrong, Sara?, asks St. Peter. She replies, "Well, if I'm gonna have to gargle that water, I want to do it before Martha sticks her butt in it."

I didnt get the Sara jokes

Okay these are sooooo bad, but damn I laughed!!!

Okay I'll add one or two

Three nuns are in a car and a skateborder rolls out in front of them, the nun in the passenger seat says to the nun driving "hey show him your cross, were nuns he can't do that" so the nun thats driving leans out the window and starts shouting at him

I know very very lame

Knock knock
who's there
Doctor
Doctor who
Excactly


I love the holucost jokes, I am going to hell but that's where all the fun people go!

Can you nazi how terrible the Holocaust was?

lol..I'm not gonna lie. It took me a minute

lol, me too! I got it after I read the Anne Frankly...

(found this on on Tumblr)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sara.

I dont get it

This is just a gross stupid one.....


What's grosser than gross?
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Biting into a hotdog and finding a vein in it :sick:

thanks for killing my fav food for me

This guy walks into a bar, he sees a sign above the bar "make the donkey laugh get a free beer"
The guy looks over at the donkey smiles and walks over and whispers something in its ear. The donkey begins laughing hysterically. The guy claims his beer and the bartender says "howd you do that?" The guy just smiles.
2 weeks later: Guy appears in the bar, sees the sign has changed above the bar "make donkey stop laughing for a free beer"
Guy walks over to the donkey and shows it something, the donkey stops laughin, the bartender looked at the man, "howd you do that?" bartender pours him a beer and the guy said "simple to get him to laugh i told him my d*ick was bigger, to stop him from laughing i proved it"