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really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    I like pie..
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    All I heard was 'wine'... :drinker:
  • Italian_mom
    Italian_mom Posts: 192 Member
    There is always a Tattletale
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    All I heard was 'wine'... :drinker:
    And dark chocolate. What's all this nonsense about calories? I read a study...oops, I mean a smudy....once where it said calories didn't matter...........
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    There is always a Tattletale

    And now I'm reporting you for being mean.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Reported.

    (The MFP forum is no place for dangerous recommendations like this.)
    I'm offended that you would report this and have therefore reported you.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I like pie..

    and bacon . . . it really all boils down to bacon.
  • Italian_mom
    Italian_mom Posts: 192 Member
    Reported.

    (The MFP forum is no place for dangerous recommendations like this.)
    I'm offended that you would report this and have therefore reported you.

    Thank you!
  • Italian_mom
    Italian_mom Posts: 192 Member
    There is always a Tattletale

    And now I'm reporting you for being mean.

    Saw this on your profile page "If you do not have a sense of humor, do not even consider adding me as a friend. Or add me, take something I say the wrong way, and then remove me. That's fine too."

    A little ironic, don't ya think?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    did someone say tacos????
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    did someone say tacos????

    tacos?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    There is always a Tattletale

    And now I'm reporting you for being mean.

    Saw this on your profile page "If you do not have a sense of humor, do not even consider adding me as a friend. Or add me, take something I say the wrong way, and then remove me. That's fine too."

    A little ironic, don't ya think?

    Reported again for having a faulty sarcasmometer.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    did someone say tacos????

    tacos?

    tacos.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I love tacos....as for the OP, unless PU has done a spreadsheet on it I call Bullshirt.:angry:
  • N0703989
    N0703989 Posts: 97 Member
    Lol who said Americans don't understand sarcasm?!

    Not sure which is funnier those that have taken the post seriously or those who are seriously taking the mickey!
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member
    There is always a Tattletale

    And now I'm reporting you for being mean.

    Saw this on your profile page "If you do not have a sense of humor, do not even consider adding me as a friend. Or add me, take something I say the wrong way, and then remove me. That's fine too."

    A little ironic, don't ya think?

    Are you being serious? He wasn't.
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member
    There is always a Tattletale

    And now I'm reporting you for being mean.

    Saw this on your profile page "If you do not have a sense of humor, do not even consider adding me as a friend. Or add me, take something I say the wrong way, and then remove me. That's fine too."

    A little ironic, don't ya think?

    Reported again for having a faulty sarcasmometer.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • dq_diva
    dq_diva Posts: 66
    exactly.
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    Bro Science! :wink:
  • kobashi
    kobashi Posts: 164
    Oh.. So not eating so much fat will help you not be fat? This is all lies and I refuse to listen.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    There is always a Tattletale

    And now I'm reporting you for being mean.

    Saw this on your profile page "If you do not have a sense of humor, do not even consider adding me as a friend. Or add me, take something I say the wrong way, and then remove me. That's fine too."

    A little ironic, don't ya think?

    joke_over_head-n1297144930266.jpg
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    To lose weight you need to be in a caloric deficit – you consume fewer calories than you are expending.

    Think of it like this: calories coming in need to be fewer than calories going out.

    It is really as simple as that!
    source http://healthydietingandeating.com/what-do-you-need-to-lose-weght/

    anyone heard of this bull**** b4? and does it really work? and how will it work with 1.200 C pair day!!!!!!

    So wait... if you eat fewer calories than you burn, you lose weight? MIND BLOWN.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    Not all calories are created equally.

    Sugar and carbs make you fat. Fat does not make you fat.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=are+all+calories+created+equal&aq=0&oq=are+all+calories+reated+&sugexp=chrome,mod=13&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&qscrl=1
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    "You can't believe everything you find on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    "You can't believe everything you find on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln

    1861-i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg
  • tourettte
    tourettte Posts: 142 Member
    air makes you fat too :bigsmile:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    air makes you fat too :bigsmile:

    I heard cardio makes you fat too... probably because you suck in so much air.
  • elenakristine
    elenakristine Posts: 29 Member
    When I step on the scale in the morning and I have gas, I always weigh more, because there's extra air inside me and it weighs more on the inside than out.

    Don't weigh yourself until you've farted a few times, and never trust the scale nor the "calories" (what a hoax!) in your food.
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member
    I just heard air makes you fat.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Ok. so if I need to stay under 1200...600 calories of dark chocolate and 600 calories of wine. got it...

    perfect, starting tomorrow.

    I actually have chocolate wine. It's delicious, and there's no NI on the label, so I don't have to count it.
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