I've HAD IT!!

NWCountryGal
NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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I have 2 ply toilet paper and 1 ply is longer than the other:explode: My life is over!

(well I've seen stranger posts:laugh: )
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Charmin or it's John Wayne TP...
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....
  • kapzilla
    kapzilla Posts: 84 Member
    You know.. I hate it when 2-ply toilet paper separates. Drives me batty!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    :huh: :noway: :ohwell:
  • chuckyp
    chuckyp Posts: 693 Member
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    You know.. I hate it when 2-ply toilet paper separates. Drives me batty!

    ^^THIS
    OMG I feel like I'm ready for the loony bin when it happens!
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    Yup. I hate when the plys are out of sync. (Why yes, I AM a tad bit OCD. Thanks for asking.)
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
    Maybe you guys should stop being so poor and buy 3-ply. My tushy is worth it...
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    I like a little comfort on my butt so I buy the 3-ply...so soft...
  • tennisbabe94
    tennisbabe94 Posts: 444 Member
    Maybe you guys should stop being so poor and buy 3-ply. My tushy is worth it...

    ^^this. He's got his priorities sorted out!
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    That's IT! Take it all back to the store and demand a refund. We must not stand for this (or, sit rather)
  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Quilted with Aloe vera. Mind you I am sensitive and get butthurt easily
  • Lazygal53
    Lazygal53 Posts: 294 Member
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....

    Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.
  • It_never_ends
    It_never_ends Posts: 105 Member
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....

    Yeah that's no fun :/
  • Nysie5
    Nysie5 Posts: 215 Member
    ROTFLMFAO
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
    Wet wipes are the way to go! :happy:
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.

    ROFLMAO
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    LOL, I splurge and use at least 2 squares at a time:laugh:
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    That's my dilemma, I'm so depressed:sad: :cry:
    You know.. I hate it when 2-ply toilet paper separates. Drives me batty!
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    You complete me.
  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.

    LOL :tongue:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    Sec, need to google bidet:frown:
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    the whole dang thing is uneven:cry:
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    well shoot, do you have to order that online? Never seen it?
    Maybe you guys should stop being so poor and buy 3-ply. My tushy is worth it...
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    ROFLMBO!!
    That's IT! Take it all back to the store and demand a refund. We must not stand for this (or, sit rather)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    that's an oxymoron when I need to dry:huh: :laugh:
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

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