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I can't stop laughing.

pavingnewpaths
pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
There is SO much drama on this website it's actually utterly hilarious. The best part? The people who are constantly complaining about it tend to always be in the middle of it. The amount of morons on the internet never ceases to amaze me. You'd think to fine some rational people on a site like this. Evidently though, the number one rule, ever, is to never think. Or else they'll hurt you.

......

Sorry for my outburst. Except not really.

Yes, i'm aware that i've stated the obvious.
Yes, i'm aware that i'll probably get bombarded for this.
Yes, i'm aware that someone is going to make some sort of sarcastic retort.
Yes, i'm aware that there have been multiple other forums such as this one.

But seriously, how could I possible let this opportunity slip? :wink:

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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    Won't someone think of the dead horse?!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
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    I don't often compliment memes. But hats off to you for this one. Spectacular.
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
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    That Cool Starry Bra is rad, where can I get it?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    :yawn:
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    I have wine, and plenty of time! I'm loving the diva drama, the rack off's, the naive first week posters, and yes, will noone think of the dead horse?!
    I will join in, I can't help it. My fingers refuse to stop typing, especially with the lack of blood in my alcohol system
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    I have wine, and plenty of time! I'm loving the diva drama, the rack off's, the naive first week posters, and yes, will noone think of the dead horse?!
    I will join in, I can't help it. My fingers refuse to stop typing, especially with the lack of blood in my alcohol system
    hehe.

    You know something? I think we should make some sort of weekly "Piss everyone the fudge off" forum. We can bash everyone about the fact that they're idiots for eating 1199 calories a day because HELLO, YOU WILL STARVE TO DEATH GOSH.
    We can sit in a group circle and let out our frustrations while indulging in lots and lots of meat (but don't touch any cake!! It'll kill you and make you FAT!!!!) as we sob over our excruciatingly painful lives.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    Thank you. Thank you.
  • Tammi623
    Tammi623 Posts: 113 Member
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    :laugh:
    thanks, much appreciated
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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  • Treesy72
    Treesy72 Posts: 230
    But really, will there be bacon, hookers and blow in this new thread? cuz if not I want nothing to do with it......:smokin:
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    Won't someone think of the dead horse?!

    Sorry, I was late. Had to get my fix :sad:
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    !! lol !! I almost pissed myself
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    :::walksintothreadlooksaroundthrowsupthedueceswalksoutofthread:::
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    HA HA HA EVERY1 ON THIS SITE IS HUNGRY FROM DIETING! HA HA THAT'S WHY THERE ALL SO CRANKY! HA HA HA LIKE THEY FIGHT AND COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY WANT TO EAT STUFF!!! HA HA HA
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    FTW.
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    But really, will there be bacon, hookers and blow in this new thread? cuz if not I want nothing to do with it......:smokin:

    Plenty, ofc.
    Especially bacon, because the copious amounts of fat in that totally don't count.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    But really, will there be bacon, hookers and blow in this new thread? cuz if not I want nothing to do with it......:smokin:

    This is what I want to know????
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    HARDY HAR HAR
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    But really, will there be bacon, hookers and blow in this new thread? cuz if not I want nothing to do with it......:smokin:

    This is what I want to know????

    There's bacon covered tofu?
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    You know, I was just thinking there is an usual lack of drama on the threads for a Friday. I mean, how else am I supposed to be amused while pretending to work?

    Step it up, people!! DANCE FOR ME!!!
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    You know something? I think we should make some sort of weekly "Piss everyone the fudge off" forum.

    We have this already sillypants. It's called the MFP Message Boards. Only it happens every day 'cause once a week just won't do.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Fantastic!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Is this the right thread? I just stopped reading them and post.

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