Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers - Favorite Lines....GO

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!


    This wedding is horse *kitten*.
  • 1nr15
    1nr15 Posts: 155
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    Dale: "why are you so sweaty?"
    Brennan: "I was watching Cops."
  • melbot24
    melbot24 Posts: 347 Member
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    Ok, I have to say this is best idea for a thread EVER.

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    Why are you so sweaty?
    I was watching Cops.

    2.
    You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 dollars or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your *kitten* you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces ****!
  • vick9180
    vick9180 Posts: 144 Member
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    "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
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    I DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!


    This wedding is horse *kitten*.

    GET A ROOM
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a ****ing dinosaur and get a job".
  • melbot24
    melbot24 Posts: 347 Member
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    I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this **** on me? :laugh:
  • 1nr15
    1nr15 Posts: 155
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    "your drumset's a *kitten*! i teabagged your drumset!"
    "my drumset's a guy, so it makes you gay you f****r!"
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    best chest hair ever!!!!

    Hey mom...can we get some meatloaf!!!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    best chest hair ever!!!!

    Hey mom...can we get some meatloaf!!!

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  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    076e35b7.jpg

    best chest hair ever!!!!

    Hey mom...can we get some meatloaf!!!

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    well..that will work :laugh:
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
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    "This is a house of learned doctors"
    "You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed *kitten*"

    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."
  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
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    Hangover:

    Is this hotel pager friendly?
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    We're here to fack *kitten* up!

    You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

    This house is a facking prison!
    On Planet Bullsh!t!
    In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D!cks!
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    The clown has no pen!s.
  • jenniprr
    jenniprr Posts: 119
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    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."

    THIS ^^^^^^^^!!!!!!

    and

    "this house is a ****ing prison. on planet bull****. in the galaxy of this sucks camel ****s!"

    and

    "Haha that's so funny. Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!"
  • CarleyLovesPets
    CarleyLovesPets Posts: 410 Member
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    I'm waiting for someone to ask me why I am so sweaty coming back from the gym to use this line.

    "Why are you so sweaty?"

    "I was watching cops."
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 517 Member
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    Step Brothers: "Was that a fart?" Or "The F- Catalina Wine mixer"


    Wedding Crashers: "You motor boatin' son of a b" And the line about "play the game of 'just the tip'"
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
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    "This is a house of learned doctors"
    "You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed *kitten*"

    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."

    Those are definitely a couple of my favorites!
  • tyrannosarousREX
    tyrannosarousREX Posts: 28
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    Dale: The only reason you're here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot and that we'd both do her. and put up with the retard in the mean time
    Brennan: who's the retard?
    Dale:You!

    or

    Dale: This is a house of learned doctors!
    Brennan: You're not a doctor you're just a big fat curly headed *kitten*!

    Dale: Brennan i'm alive!
    Brennan: Shhh you're waking the neighbors! Just let the dirt shower over you. Man I'm gonna sleep good tonight
    *dale comes out of the grave*
    ZOMBIE!



    honestly.....the whole movie of step brothers is my favourite...I could quote that movie all day

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