Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers - Favorite Lines....GO

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  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    best chest hair ever!!!!

    Hey mom...can we get some meatloaf!!!

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    well..that will work :laugh:
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    "This is a house of learned doctors"
    "You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed *kitten*"

    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."
  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
    Hangover:

    Is this hotel pager friendly?
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    We're here to fack *kitten* up!

    You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

    This house is a facking prison!
    On Planet Bullsh!t!
    In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D!cks!
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    The clown has no pen!s.
  • jenniprr
    jenniprr Posts: 119


    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."

    THIS ^^^^^^^^!!!!!!

    and

    "this house is a ****ing prison. on planet bull****. in the galaxy of this sucks camel ****s!"

    and

    "Haha that's so funny. Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!"
  • CarleyLovesPets
    CarleyLovesPets Posts: 410 Member
    I'm waiting for someone to ask me why I am so sweaty coming back from the gym to use this line.

    "Why are you so sweaty?"

    "I was watching cops."
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    Step Brothers: "Was that a fart?" Or "The F- Catalina Wine mixer"


    Wedding Crashers: "You motor boatin' son of a b" And the line about "play the game of 'just the tip'"
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
    "This is a house of learned doctors"
    "You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed *kitten*"

    "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."

    Those are definitely a couple of my favorites!
  • tyrannosarousREX
    tyrannosarousREX Posts: 28
    Dale: The only reason you're here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot and that we'd both do her. and put up with the retard in the mean time
    Brennan: who's the retard?
    Dale:You!

    or

    Dale: This is a house of learned doctors!
    Brennan: You're not a doctor you're just a big fat curly headed *kitten*!

    Dale: Brennan i'm alive!
    Brennan: Shhh you're waking the neighbors! Just let the dirt shower over you. Man I'm gonna sleep good tonight
    *dale comes out of the grave*
    ZOMBIE!



    honestly.....the whole movie of step brothers is my favourite...I could quote that movie all day
  • sk5mb
    sk5mb Posts: 4 Member
    "Hey! You don't say that!"
    I love this movie soooooo much!
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
    Dale: The only reason you're here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot and that we'd both do her. and put up with the retard in the mean time
    Brennan: who's the retard?
    Dale:You!

    or

    Dale: This is a house of learned doctors!
    Brennan: You're not a doctor you're just a big fat curly headed *kitten*!

    Dale: Brennan i'm alive!
    Brennan: Shhh you're waking the neighbors! Just let the dirt shower over you. Man I'm gonna sleep good tonight
    *dale comes out of the grave*
    ZOMBIE!



    honestly.....the whole movie of step brothers is my favourite...I could quote that movie all day

    I do tend to quote it all day! :bigsmile:
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    "I swear, I am so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she is of age, I am putting her in a home."

    And

    "BOATS AND HOES"!!!
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
    Get some more Wedding Crashers going.

    Vince: "I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick? "

    Vince confessing to the father about Gloria: "She's fit for a strait-jacket. This broad's ****ed three ways towards the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it! It turns me on."
  • angel101netta
    angel101netta Posts: 152 Member
    Im Going to Take a Pillowcase and Fill It Full of Bars of Soap and Beat the **** Out of you lol
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
    Im Going to Take a Pillowcase and Fill It Full of Bars of Soap and Beat the **** Out of you lol

    "curly haired *kitten*!" haha
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
    "You look like you want to punch me." "Punch me in the f*cking face!"
    Punches him...
    "Hey you know what helps...if you lick my *kitten*!"
    "Snap!"

    And when they are sleepwalking and throwing all the Christmas presents in the parents room...I can't carry boxes without thinking of this every time and laughing. LMAO

    And the lines everyone else already said! Classic!
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    "I'm going to put my balls on your drum set"
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
    This wedding is horsesh*t

    "What" "Are you f*cking high" (I think I use that line more than any other.)

    Brennan Huff: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
    Nancy Huff: You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
    Brennan Huff: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that **** up everyday"

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