Ruin my Wish

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Tandi_S
Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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To ease hump day boredom....

How to play:

(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

(next person might reply) Done, but I wish the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

etc.

I'll start us off:
I wish to be swept off my feet!
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  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
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    @Tandi

    Done, but by an ocean current that took you out to sea and you drown.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    @ Calvin

    Done...but by an airstream that sucks you into a plane's engine....

    I wish I could be a VS Model
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
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    @35 done…but on your first trip down the catwalk you fall of it and break your neck doomed never to exercise again and balloon up to 400lbs.

    I wish I could have multiple orgasms.
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    @Calvin: Done, but you only have them at the most inconvenient time, such as during airport screening.

    I wish I could go to the Caymans!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Done, but Isaac hits at at Cat 2 force right after you get there.

    I wish I had today off.
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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    @taylor: Done, but as you start to enjoy your day the water heater decides to erupt in a catastrophic failure.

    I wish it was time to party!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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    @Calvin: Done, but you only have them at the most inconvenient time, such as during airport screening.

    I love this reply...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    This thread is f*cking depressing.
  • Cindym82
    Cindym82 Posts: 1,245 Member
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    @taylor: Done, but as you start to enjoy your day the water heater decides to erupt in a catastrophic failure.

    I wish it was time to party!

    Done, but than no one shows up and you're stuck with the creep clown entertaining you

    I wish I could afford a house
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    This thread is f*cking depressing.

    Done, but the thread is f*cking depressing.

    And you die. In a fire. And you didn't do your homework. Which you have to admit to your teacher in front of the whole class, while bizarrely naked. In a fire.

    Am I doing it right?

    I wish for more wishes.
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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    @Angry: Done, but each wish makes you collapse in a temporary state of vertigo.

    I wish I could have a massage, right now, by a hot male masseuse with rippling muscles....
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    @Tandi,

    But I wish he was gay.

    I wish I could buy the house I want!
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    @scs: Done, but the government comes in with some eminent domain crap and destroys it to build Joe Bidens new dog kennel.

    I wish diet coke tasted as good as regular coke!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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    @Salamanda: Done! But it comes with the disclaimer saying studies have shown that it causes growth of a third eye....between your breasts. (Hey, at least guys would be looking us in the eye, eh?)

    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...
  • sicilysclover
    sicilysclover Posts: 173 Member
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    This thread is f*cking depressing.

    Agreed! LOL!
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    This thread is f*cking depressing.

    Agreed! LOL!
    Remind me of all things I can't have.
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
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    @Salamanda: Done! But it comes with the disclaimer saying studies have shown that it causes growth of a third eye....between your breasts. (Hey, at least guys would be looking us in the eye, eh?)

    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...


    @Tandi done... but your parnter had his tongue cut off in a horrible accident


    I wish I had a jet pack.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @Tandi: Done, but the article also proves the link between oral sex and tongue cancer.

    I wish our lead sales rep would stop calling me. Just for five minutes.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @Salamanda: Done! But it comes with the disclaimer saying studies have shown that it causes growth of a third eye....between your breasts. (Hey, at least guys would be looking us in the eye, eh?)

    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...


    @Tandi done... but your parnter had his tongue cut off in a horrible accident


    I wish I had a jet pack.

    Done, but it requires a rare AAAAA battery.

    I still wish our lead sales rep would stop calling me, but I'm extending the time frame to half an hour.
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
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    @Tandi: Done, but the article also proves the link between oral sex and tongue cancer.

    I wish our lead sales rep would stop calling me. Just for five minutes.

    @Moxie done.... but now you no longer have a job


    I wish i had some great tasting calorie free ice cream

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