Ruin my Wish

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  • futurestarz
    futurestarz Posts: 510
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    @ amanda done: but the propulsion is backwards so every time you turn it on, you slam into the ground.

    I wish I could afford my dream honeymoon
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
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    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...

    @ Tandi
    Done, but as soon as you find the article your computer crashes before you get to read it or show it to anyone!

    I wish I could win the lottery!


    Edit: ....oops, guess I was a little late
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
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    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...

    @ Tandi
    Done, but as soon as you find the article your computer crashes before you get to read it or show it to anyone!

    I wish I could win the lottery!


    Edit: ....oops, guess I was a little late


    @Emily done.... but you have lost your ticket


    I wish i lived in a different country
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @ Emily done, but as soon as you get your money relatives come out of the woodwork and pester you until you give up and donate your millions to charity.

    I wish I could build the perfect man, handsome, tall, good in bed and sweet...and totally wanting just me.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @ amanda done: but the propulsion is backwards so every time you turn it on, you slam into the ground.

    I wish I could afford my dream honeymoon

    Done, but the only way to raise the money is by sleeping with Ron Jeremy. On camera. And it becomes a best seller. And your mom buys a copy.

    I wish it were 5 o'clock already.
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
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    @ amanda done: but the propulsion is backwards so every time you turn it on, you slam into the ground.


    ROFL that is brilliant!!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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    I wish it were 5 o'clock already.

    @ moxie: Done, but the commute home is blocked by a huge traffic jam.

    Damn, I wish I wasn't already stiff from my lunch workout...
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
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    @Tandi done..... but now you are limp you can't hold your head up or raise your hand.



    I wish I had a chocolate milkshake
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
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    @Tandi done..... but now you are limp you can't hold your head up or raise your hand.



    I wish I had a chocolate milkshake

    DONE, but it brought a lot of boys to the yard.

    I wish it was cooler in Louisiana.
  • PerfectAndi
    PerfectAndi Posts: 36
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    @vytamindi Done but it snows and shuts the whole state down for a month.

    I wish my daughter's father hadn't left....
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
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    @Perfect done... but he gambles away all your money and you are forced to live on the streets



    I wish someone would come mow my grass
  • pittskaa
    pittskaa Posts: 319 Member
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    done, but now theres no grass left.

    i wish my hair wasn't red!
  • TexasRattlesnake
    TexasRattlesnake Posts: 375 Member
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    done, but now theres no grass left.

    i wish my hair wasn't red!

    Done, but it's because all your hair fell out.

    I wish I could walk on the moon.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
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    @ pittskaa, Done, but now it's gray.

    I wish the neighborhood skunk would stop spraying!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    @ Eric

    Done! But then your gravity boots disengaged and you went floating into space!

    I wish I had work to keep me busy during the day...
  • cwelch2677
    cwelch2677 Posts: 69 Member
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    @Eric....done, but you get eaten by space monsters.

    I wish I was wealthy enough that I never had to work again.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Done, but then you had a heart attack and died from the stress of having too much work.

    I wish I was wealthy enough not to ever have to work.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    @Eric....done, but you get eaten by space monsters.

    I wish I was wealthy enough that I never had to work again.

    Whoa. Trippy.
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175
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    Done, but then you had a heart attack and died from the stress of having too much work.

    I wish I was wealthy enough not to ever have to work.

    Done, but the government decides to tax you way too much and you eventually lose it all

    I wish I could breath underwater
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
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    Done, but then you had a heart attack and died from the stress of having too much work.

    I wish I was wealthy enough not to ever have to work.

    Done, and then someone comes to your house and robs you blind.

    I wish I could go back in time.

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