Ruin my Wish

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  • likemeinvisible
    likemeinvisible Posts: 309
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    Done, but then you had a heart attack and died from the stress of having too much work.

    I wish I was wealthy enough not to ever have to work.

    Done, you get millions deposited to your bank, but by a mobster and spend the rest of your life in jail.

    I wish my leg would heal so I can run again.
  • cOOkieLpX
    cOOkieLpX Posts: 63 Member
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    @ Emily done, but as soon as you get your money relatives come out of the woodwork and pester you until you give up and donate your millions to charity.

    I wish I could build the perfect man, handsome, tall, good in bed and sweet...and totally wanting just me.

    I'm pretty sure if the game had an end to it, this would be it. This can not be DONE! hahahaha j/k!
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
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    @ Emily done, but as soon as you get your money relatives come out of the woodwork and pester you until you give up and donate your millions to charity.

    I wish I could build the perfect man, handsome, tall, good in bed and sweet...and totally wanting just me.

    Oh this is good...

    DONE. But then I would seduce your man and steal him from you.

    I wish ghosts were real and that I could tell them to haunt people.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @ Emily done, but as soon as you get your money relatives come out of the woodwork and pester you until you give up and donate your millions to charity.

    I wish I could build the perfect man, handsome, tall, good in bed and sweet...and totally wanting just me.

    Oh this is good...

    DONE. But then I would seduce your man and steal him from you.

    I wish ghosts were real and that I could tell them to haunt people.

    Done, but you become the first person sentenced to life in prison for assault with a deadly spirit.

    I wish I had a personal assistant who would do anything for me.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @Michele done! but they ghosts are dyslexic and turn on you instead...lol, and get you for seducing my hot man.

    I wish I had perfect abs
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @moxie done, but the personal assistant is me, and I had to turn on your when you had me kill someone so you end up rotting in jail.

    I wish I was 21 years old again.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @moxie done, but the personal assistant is me, and I had to turn on your when you had me kill someone so you end up rotting in jail.

    I wish I was 21 years old again.

    Done, but you come back as the 21-year-old daughter of a super-strict, fundamentalist family who force you to wear only garments that cover everything but your nose...and no drinking allowed.

    I wish I had a successful career as a top-selling recording artist.
  • tat2dmrsgrimm
    tat2dmrsgrimm Posts: 226 Member
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    Done, but you come back as the 21-year-old daughter of a super-strict, fundamentalist family who force you to wear only garments that cover everything but your nose...and no drinking allowed.

    I wish I had a successful career as a top-selling recording artist.
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    Done, but everyone you ever hated in your life suddenly comes out of the woodwork claiming that they really love you and are your best friend and you have to go into hiding.

    I wish I could get my living room floors redone in laminate (I hate carpet!)
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    Done, but you come back as the 21-year-old daughter of a super-strict, fundamentalist family who force you to wear only garments that cover everything but your nose...and no drinking allowed.

    I wish I had a successful career as a top-selling recording artist.
    [/quote]

    Done, but everyone you ever hated in your life suddenly comes out of the woodwork claiming that they really love you and are your best friend and you have to go into hiding.

    I wish I could get my living room floors redone in laminate (I hate carpet!)
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    Done, but the person who comes to redo your floors hasn't showered in months, smells like rotten liverwurst and has excessive body hair.

    I wish I could just freaking burp already...the sparkling water I drank at lunch is killing me!
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    @tat: Done, but they are so slipper when wet that you slide and sprain your vajayjay!

    I wish I didn't suffer from seasonal allergies!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @Salamanda done, but you start suffering from seasonal dementia, go on a killing spree, end up killing my fundamentalist family, thereby freeing me to be the wild and crazy 21 year old. I'll visit you in prison though, cause I'm grateful.

    I wish I had enough money to get all the tattoos I want.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @Salamanda done, but you start suffering from seasonal dementia, go on a killing spree, end up killing my fundamentalist family, thereby freeing me to be the wild and crazy 21 year old. I'll visit you in prison though, cause I'm grateful.

    I wish I had enough money to get all the tattoos I want.

    Best response ever!

    Done, but while you may have all that money, you're allergic to tattoo ink.

    I wish this thread were a little less addictive!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @ moxie, done! but then your addictive personality fixates on Ron Jeremy porn, which you in your addiction watch at work, church and your bedroom, thereby alienating your co-workers and significant other, everyone except the evil churchlady who has a secret crush on the Hedgehog.

    I wish I could get the guy I'm seeing to visit me again tonight ... :)
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    done, but he comes out to you during the date...

    I wish healthy foods tasted more like bacon.
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175
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    done, but he comes out to you during the date...

    I wish healthy foods tasted more like bacon.

    Done, but your body thinks you're actually eating bacon so you get fatter and fatter

    I wish I could count all the stars in the sky
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    done, but he comes out to you during the date...

    I wish healthy foods tasted more like bacon.

    DAMN! what a freaking surprise that would be...ahahahahahahah
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @ breaking done! but because counting stars requires so much brain power your head starts to get bigger and bigger until you look so freakish that you have to join a circus.

    I wish the guy who broke my heart would realize how much he misses me, text and beg me to talk to him again...not sure I would mind you, but wouldn't that be fun! lol
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175
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    @ breaking done! but because counting stars requires so much brain power your head starts to get bigger and bigger until you look so freakish that you have to join a circus.

    I wish the guy who broke my heart would realize how much he misses me, text and beg me to talk to him again...not sure I would mind you, but wouldn't that be fun! lol

    Done but by then you're dating an awesome guy named Channing Tatum and you laugh in your ex's face

    I wish I was weight loss came faster!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    @ breaking done! but because counting stars requires so much brain power your head starts to get bigger and bigger until you look so freakish that you have to join a circus.

    I wish the guy who broke my heart would realize how much he misses me, text and beg me to talk to him again...not sure I would mind you, but wouldn't that be fun! lol

    Done but by then you're dating an awesome guy named Channing Tatum and you laugh in your ex's face

    I wish I was weight loss came faster!

    @breaking - (I think I love you by the way!! lol thanks for the great answer) Done! but the fast weight loss just makes your beautiful face look more chiseled and fetching. Then all the guys start to pester you and you have to beat them off with sticks. Which lands you in the slammer, but only for an hour, cause I'll come and bail you out and help convince the po po it was self defense.

    Wish I could make everyone laugh and feel better about life right now...
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
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    @ breaking done! but because counting stars requires so much brain power your head starts to get bigger and bigger until you look so freakish that you have to join a circus.

    I wish the guy who broke my heart would realize how much he misses me, text and beg me to talk to him again...not sure I would mind you, but wouldn't that be fun! lol

    Done but by then you're dating an awesome guy named Channing Tatum and you laugh in your ex's face

    I wish I was weight loss came faster!

    @breaking - (I think I love you by the way!! lol thanks for the great answer) Done! but the fast weight loss just makes your beautiful face look more chiseled and fetching. Then all the guys start to pester you and you have to beat them off with sticks. Which lands you in the slammer, but only for an hour, cause I'll come and bail you out and help convince the po po it was self defense.

    Wish I could make everyone laugh and feel better about life right now...

    Done, but so many people line up at your door seeking relief from their mundane existence that you have to move to Botswana just for your own peace and quiet.

    I wish my husband would bring me new flowers to replace the ones I just had to throw out after they died.

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