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Juice Fast! Excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

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  • Posts: 143 Member
    That was freaking hilarious.
  • Posts: 1,580 Member
    Juice it, yo. Juice it like Lance.
  • Posts: 777 Member
    Yes. JUICE THIS. Post of a video of it too!
  • Posts: 537 Member
    yeah man juice it up!
  • Posts: 405 Member
    Freaking hilarious!!!!!
  • Posts: 989 Member
    Can you please do this and post a picture of what a big mac juice looks like? PLEASE!
  • Posts: 318 Member
    Are you going to ask for extra special sauce for your juice?
  • Posts: 247
    You almost had me........very, very funny!
  • Posts: 818 Member
    LOL! Super size it!
  • Don't forget to throw some ketchup, mustard & pickles in that bish.
  • Can you please do this and post a picture of what a big mac juice looks like? PLEASE!

    Please don't, I will throw up.
  • Posts: 16,414 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!
  • Posts: 2,644 Member
    Don't forget to throw some ketchup, mustard & pickles in that bish.

    please, no mustard...
  • Posts: 16,414 Member

    please, no mustard...

    Good idea. Someone on here said it's high in sodium and you don't need that!
  • haha diet coke for sure
  • Posts: 1,555 Member

    please, no mustard...

    Mayo then?
  • Posts: 238
    Why don't you get an orange juice at MacD and make a smoothie out of it?
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    Yup, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  • Posts: 722 Member
    I thought the Juice was locked up right now in Nevada for helping rob that guy?
  • Posts: 3,569 Member
    You can but you have to make sure you have enough liquid otherwise the cheeseburger will get stuck in outer space.
  • Posts: 3,569 Member

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.
  • Posts: 1,351 Member
    zKBKH.gif

    bahahahaha
  • Posts: 16,414 Member

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!
  • Posts: 633 Member
    BAhahahahahaaa!!! JUICE IT man!
  • Posts: 3,569 Member

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!
  • Posts: 16,414 Member

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.
  • Posts: 870 Member

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Dense is good! I want to be dense! Muscle is denser than fat, which is why it weighs more.

    Also: Do NOT put your soft drink in the blender. Blending that will suddenly let the CO2 out and it'll explode all over everything. (think: Shaking a can then opening it.)
  • Posts: 107 Member
    Nom, nom, nom.....I'm totally gonna try that - thanks for the great idea, dude!
  • Posts: 472 Member

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    And Soylent Green is people, but Dr. Oz said it's an amazing superfood, so I keep eating it in hopes it will shrink my belly.
  • Posts: 3,569 Member

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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