Juice Fast! Excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    You can but you have to make sure you have enough liquid otherwise the cheeseburger will get stuck in outer space.

    YOU DIDN'T ADD ENOUGH LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    My cat suffers from hyperthyroid disease you insensitive TROLL but he's going on HCG soon, I'm gonna post before/after pics so people here will be inspired while people like you just fester in there hate all day :(
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.
  • RaeN81
    RaeN81 Posts: 534 Member
    You do know that they have smoothies at McDonald's, right?
  • deadbeatsummer
    deadbeatsummer Posts: 537 Member
    My cat suffers from hyperthyroid disease you insensitive TROLL but he's going on HCG soon, I'm gonna post before/after pics so people here will be inspired while people like you just fester in there hate all day :(
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.

    CATS HAVE PROTEIN IN I LOST 180LBS AND 9 LIVES ON THE CAT DIET
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    My cat suffers from hyperthyroid disease you insensitive TROLL but he's going on HCG soon, I'm gonna post before/after pics so people here will be inspired while people like you just fester in there hate all day :(
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.

    CATS HAVE PROTEIN IN I LOST 180LBS AND 9 LIVES ON THE CAT DIET

    You are a monster. :indifferent: I don't think I can be around this anymore. I'm gonna deactivate.

    It's 'bad for my mental health'
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    My cat suffers from hyperthyroid disease you insensitive TROLL but he's going on HCG soon, I'm gonna post before/after pics so people here will be inspired while people like you just fester in there hate all day :(
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.

    CATS HAVE PROTEIN IN I LOST 180LBS AND 9 LIVES ON THE CAT DIET

    You are a monster. :indifferent: I don't think I can be around this anymore. I'm gonna deactivate.

    It's 'bad for my mental health'

    Your just not sipportive and your a wiener!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    My cat suffers from hyperthyroid disease you insensitive TROLL but he's going on HCG soon, I'm gonna post before/after pics so people here will be inspired while people like you just fester in there hate all day :(
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.

    CATS HAVE PROTEIN IN I LOST 180LBS AND 9 LIVES ON THE CAT DIET

    You are a monster. :indifferent: I don't think I can be around this anymore. I'm gonna deactivate.

    It's 'bad for my mental health'

    Your just not sipportive and your a wiener!

    I CAN'T TAKE THIS DRAMA AND I AM DEACTIVATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *hanging around to see if anyone will beg her to stay*

    *will just make a new account in a few minutes anyway and re-friend all the friends*

    *except for YOU*
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    My cat suffers from hyperthyroid disease you insensitive TROLL but he's going on HCG soon, I'm gonna post before/after pics so people here will be inspired while people like you just fester in there hate all day :(
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tumblr_lvwsmdOAwZ1qmaa05o1_500.jpg

    So, you want to tell everyone what to do while abusing your cat with BAD FOOD!!!!

    Dismissed.

    CATS HAVE PROTEIN IN I LOST 180LBS AND 9 LIVES ON THE CAT DIET

    You are a monster. :indifferent: I don't think I can be around this anymore. I'm gonna deactivate.

    It's 'bad for my mental health'

    Your just not sipportive and your a wiener!

    I CAN'T TAKE THIS DRAMA AND I AM DEACTIVATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *hanging around to see if anyone will beg her to stay*

    *will just make a new account in a few minutes anyway and re-friend all the friends*

    *except for YOU*

    :P
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
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    I don't know how you could even suggest this.

    Do you know what a ***** it is to stuff a cat into a blender?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    I don't know how you could even suggest this.

    Do you know what a ***** it is to stuff a cat into a blender?

    Yep. Try upgrading to a Blendtec. It will blend.
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    Juice it like there's no tomorrow!
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
    Lol love this! Awesome documentary btw. What was it called again? Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Lol love this! Awesome documentary btw. What was it called again? Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead?

    Super Juice Me?
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    HA HA HA HA! I thought you were serious at first LOL
  • javagsd
    javagsd Posts: 82
    WAAAAH! My AutoZone doesn't carry the automobile battery juicer attachment!
  • Skych123
    Skych123 Posts: 96
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    I see my worshipers have arrived.

    Up off your knees, peasants, we have cats to blend! Bring me the paprika!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member

    I see my worshipers have arrived.

    Up off your knees, peasants, we have cats to blend! Bring me the paprika!

    Kitten Paprikash? My favorite!!

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  • da_sammit
    da_sammit Posts: 238 Member
    http://youtu.be/zIA5x4tuuO8

    someone ask for a juiced mcdonalds meal??? John Green and his blenderised happy meal..
  • You do know that they have smoothies at McDonald's, right?

    But if you juice that smoothie it changes the thermodynamics and you'll lose weight.


    *snortlaugh*
    And Soylent Green is people, but Dr. Oz said it's an amazing superfood, so I keep eating it in hopes it will shrink my belly.

    That *kitten* is holding out on me. I've tried everything he's said for like 2 whole days and NOTHING!
  • Hahahaha!
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    Someone needs to report this thread...to all their friends so they can have a great laugh, too! Thanks for the laugh. I've heard it's a great way to burn calories and increase them dolphins that swim around in your brain. Does anyone know if this is true. I don't even know how to spell google, much less use it to research this for myself.