Fitness Confessions

Krizzle4Rizzle
Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
Anyone have any embarressing stories while working out?

I'll start. I once poo'd myself a bit when I was doing Jillian Michaels 30DS. :embarassed: I did it too soon after dinner and pushed myself too hard.

What's yours?

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  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    I was on the elliptical the other day, and one of the tvs, the news had on that there was a 360 degree picture that Mars Curiosity had took. The photo rotated, I watched, got dizzy, and nearly fell off the machine. I actually have no idea how I managed to stay on. :P
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE MY PHYSICAL THERAPY EVERYTHING IS FINE DURING THE WARM UP AND THE ACTUAL SESSION. AFTERWARDS WHEN THEY HOOK ME UP TO THE SHOCK MACHINE AND THE ICE PACK I FREAKING FART. I HATE IT. THIS MACHINES SENDS ELECTRIC PULSES THROUGH MY BACK AND NOT EVEN 2 MINUTES AFTER IT STARTS I FART A FEW TIMES. IT'S KIND OF HILARIOUS.... AND ALSO LAME.
  • jennmodugno
    jennmodugno Posts: 363 Member
    Six months after giving birth, my husband returned from Afghanistan. I decided I was more than ready to get back into Taekwondo, so I put on my dobok and away I went! 30 seconds into the jumping jacks, I felt something odd - was I WETTING myself?? To my mortification, I was!! I quietly snuck out and went home. A female friend from the class called afterwards wanting to know why I'd left. When I told her, she began to laugh. "Oh Jenn, did no one tell you it's common to have a weak bladder after giving birth? Just wear a pad next time!"

    Good to know... lol
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Six months after giving birth, my husband returned from Afghanistan. I decided I was more than ready to get back into Taekwondo, so I put on my dobok and away I went! 30 seconds into the jumping jacks, I felt something odd - was I WETTING myself?? To my mortification, I was!! I quietly snuck out and went home. A female friend from the class called afterwards wanting to know why I'd left. When I told her, she began to laugh. "Oh Jenn, did no one tell you it's common to have a weak bladder after giving birth? Just wear a pad next time!"

    Good to know... lol

    I've never given birth and sometimes jumping jacks make me feel like I'm going to pee myself.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    sometimes I toot when I'm on the ellitpical.
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
    Exercising in general makes me gassy.... good thing there's lots of people in the classes I go to :wink: :laugh: :blushing:
  • jakidb
    jakidb Posts: 1,010 Member
    Mine was years ago--I was running in a relay race AND i was actually "winning" and wouldn't you know, my "draw string sweat pants" (remember those???) began to fall down as I was running. All I could hear was UPROARS of laughter :(:(:( I was so focused on trying to "hold my pants up and finish the race" that I loss the race
  • I went to hard at soccer and didn't drink enough. I ended up fainting mid-shower, naked, in the locker room and then they had to call in the male athletic trainer to check me out and make sure I was okay. Thankfully someone tossed a towel over me before he got there! Another sad soccer story, I once had food poisoning but we had a conditioning session I couldn't miss. I crapped myself on the very first sprint.
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
    I like to hold in my farts till I walk past all the cardio equipment then cropdust everyone
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    Exercising in general makes me gassy.... good thing there's lots of people in the classes I go to :wink: :laugh: :blushing:

    Omg this ^^^ ugh running, jumping and especially Yoga..so annoying!
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    OMFGGGGGGGGG This so made my day!!!! LMFAO Shoes fly off and all thats great!!!!!
  • IdRatherBeReading
    IdRatherBeReading Posts: 96 Member
    Six months after giving birth, my husband returned from Afghanistan. I decided I was more than ready to get back into Taekwondo, so I put on my dobok and away I went! 30 seconds into the jumping jacks, I felt something odd - was I WETTING myself?? To my mortification, I was!! I quietly snuck out and went home. A female friend from the class called afterwards wanting to know why I'd left. When I told her, she began to laugh. "Oh Jenn, did no one tell you it's common to have a weak bladder after giving birth? Just wear a pad next time!"

    Good to know... lol

    I've never given birth and sometimes jumping jacks make me feel like I'm going to pee myself.

    I have never given birth vaginally, but have had several c-sections and I have that problem too...overnight pads are my friend, lol.
  • Louiyen
    Louiyen Posts: 69
    I had the barbell fell on my chest twice. Never again. =\
  • MTBrob
    MTBrob Posts: 513 Member
    When I am lifting I am a farting mo fo .... good thing I work out in my garage Alone..........
  • lmarshel
    lmarshel Posts: 674 Member
    Six months after giving birth, my husband returned from Afghanistan. I decided I was more than ready to get back into Taekwondo, so I put on my dobok and away I went! 30 seconds into the jumping jacks, I felt something odd - was I WETTING myself?? To my mortification, I was!! I quietly snuck out and went home. A female friend from the class called afterwards wanting to know why I'd left. When I told her, she began to laugh. "Oh Jenn, did no one tell you it's common to have a weak bladder after giving birth? Just wear a pad next time!"

    Good to know... lol

    I've never given birth and sometimes jumping jacks make me feel like I'm going to pee myself.

    Jumping jacks make me feel like my uterus is going to fall out! They have to be the most uncomfortable exercise ever. :noway:
  • vypeters
    vypeters Posts: 475 Member
    Yeah, I had a "never trust a fart" moment while doing a workout CD a couple months ago. Never, ever happened to me before and I always laughed at that saying. Never again. Of course that was the first sign of an intestinal bug I didn't see coming, but still.

    Thankfully it was at home, not out and about somewhere.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I was deadlifting with a barbell for the first time and it was slipping out of my sweaty fingers and I dropped in on my thighs as I dropped my body into a crouch position to save my own *kitten* in front of someone I really hoped to gain some respect points from.
  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    4tnnb.gif

    OMFGGGGGGGGG This so made my day!!!! LMFAO Shoes fly off and all thats great!!!!!



    ditto!
  • shara99
    shara99 Posts: 34
    I LOVE the videos on this thread; I got a laugh from them! We are all human, right? For me, well, um, I learned NEVER to eat before taking a Pilates class :)
  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    At the gym I had stepped off the treadmill to tie my shoe or something, I usually paused the session but for some reason I wanted to be cool like the other pro's and just jumped off... Well, when getting back on I forgot that the belt was still going and fell flat on my face.

    Mortified. Luckily i was in the back row and no one else was around or saw it.... or at least i think! lol
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    When I am lifting I am a farting mo fo .... good thing I work out in my garage Alone..........

    This made me laugh so hard! :laugh:
  • shara99
    shara99 Posts: 34
    4tnnb.gif

    Dude, you have got to put this on Youtube! I have been laughing for over 5 minutes! You're awesome!:laugh:
  • shara99
    shara99 Posts: 34
    4tnnb.gif

    Dude, you have got to put this on Youtube! I have been laughing for over 5 minutes! You're awesome!:laugh:

    Found on Youtube!!
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
    4tnnb.gif

    Dude, you have got to put this on Youtube! I have been laughing for over 5 minutes! You're awesome!:laugh:



    you know what the best part is? not his shoes flying off but at the very end where he puts his arms on it and it happens again
  • kreuzen
    kreuzen Posts: 188 Member
    I was in a relaxing yoga class that's supposed to help ease your stress and get your digestive system back up and working. The room was very quite with tranquil music playing. While moving from downward facing dog to cobra I farted. It's like it propelled me forward. lol! :laugh: I turned SO red! I guess it was working...
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    ONE TIME I WAS IN A LOCKER ROOM AND THIS NAKED OLD GUY WAS NAKED NEXT TO ME. HE WAS ALL LIKE "HEY MAN, GOOD WORKOUT?" I WAS ALL LIKE "YEAH MAN, I PUMPED IT HARD TODAY, BRAH" AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "GOOD JOB MAN". THEN HE LIKE TURNED AROUND AND HIS *kitten* WAS FACING ME. I BENT DOWN TO TIE MY SHOE WHEN SUDDENLY I TRIPPED AND MY FACE WENT RIGHT INTO HIS GRAY-HAIRED *kitten*! OMG IT WAS SO BAD AND YET EROTIC. :blushing:
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    I was riding my first (and possibly only century ride when we started a 16% grade hill. I had stopped to rest and tried to get going again only to realize that it's impossible to get going on that kind of a hill and I fell over in front of about 100 people. I wasn't the only one who did it but I was the only one screaming profanities.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    ONE TIME I WAS IN A LOCKER ROOM AND THIS NAKED OLD GUY WAS NAKED NEXT TO ME. HE WAS ALL LIKE "HEY MAN, GOOD WORKOUT?" I WAS ALL LIKE "YEAH MAN, I PUMPED IT HARD TODAY, BRAH" AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "GOOD JOB MAN". THEN HE LIKE TURNED AROUND AND HIS *kitten* WAS FACING ME. I BENT DOWN TO TIE MY SHOE WHEN SUDDENLY I TRIPPED AND MY FACE WENT RIGHT INTO HIS GRAY-HAIRED *kitten*! OMG IT WAS SO BAD AND YET EROTIC. :blushing:

    see, now was that so hard?
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    I was hazed as a teen for football. Got tea bagged when I was forced to bench waaay over max.

    Got the SOB back about a year later. Good times!