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KittieLea
KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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TGIF!! Time to party!

What are your favorite funny movie quotes??


"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
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  • PattieCakes23
    PattieCakes23 Posts: 336
    The title of this post just made my day.

    My best friend is all the time saying to me "Gosh, Pattie, You're sooo stuuupid." (not really meaning it....most of the time)
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    HA! NO, I cannot GO to Taco Bell! Gawd Karen, you're so stupid!!
  • lorib75
    lorib75 Posts: 490 Member
    git your own friggin tots
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    i've had diarrheas since Easters.
  • PattieCakes23
    PattieCakes23 Posts: 336
    HA! NO, I cannot GO to Taco Bell! Gawd Karen, you're so stupid!!

    Is butter a carb?


    And BTW, I LOOOOOOOVE Your arms Miss Kittie
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then *kitten* you!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    HA! NO, I cannot GO to Taco Bell! Gawd Karen, you're so stupid!!

    Is butter a carb?


    And BTW, I LOOOOOOOVE Your arms Miss Kittie

    Thank you ma'am!
    It burns carbs. It just burns them up!
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
    He got some kinda lip fungus they ain't identified yet... :D
  • impyimpyaj
    impyimpyaj Posts: 1,073 Member
    My favorite quote is from a game:

    "Look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."
  • shivaslives
    shivaslives Posts: 279 Member
    "Ordinary f***in' people...I hate em
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "I'll have the cream of sum yung gai." - Wayne's World

    Yeah, I went there. The daggy Aussie in me loves this movie so hard.

    TGIF....or Saturday....babayyyyyyy!!!!!

    And yes....I may be buzzed. :drinker:
  • NoMoreJellyRolls
    NoMoreJellyRolls Posts: 142
    " Nothing makes me sadder, then the agent who lost his bladder on the airplane"
  • elexichoccyeater
    elexichoccyeater Posts: 310 Member
    How do you do I ... See you met my.... Faithful handy man.....
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    Mean girls: "She doesn't even go here!"
  • BlackTimber
    BlackTimber Posts: 230 Member
    "Some of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take"

    Lord Farquaad from Shrek
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    "What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?"
    "Water."
  • davegruper
    davegruper Posts: 68 Member
    Ah...I see your schwartz is as big as mine...(from Space Balls)

    Baby, baby...12 is my limit on schnitzengruben (Blazing Saddles)
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
    "I love you but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"
  • MorganLeighRN
    MorganLeighRN Posts: 411 Member
    I don't know if you are up on current events but we just got our *kitten* kicked! (Hudson-Aliens)
  • Jkelly1221
    Jkelly1221 Posts: 91 Member
    That's why her hair is so big..its full of secrets
  • mmckee10
    mmckee10 Posts: 405 Member
    " Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? '

    bahaha :D
  • trackercasey76
    trackercasey76 Posts: 781 Member
    "Chris Chambers never Misses...Not even when the ladies leave the seat down." River Pheonix in Stand By Me.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    "Enjoy the little things..."

    Zombieland
  • DollyMiel
    DollyMiel Posts: 377 Member
    "What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" —Zoolander
  • Ang_Quark
    Ang_Quark Posts: 28
    'Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did.'
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads
  • Jkelly1221
    Jkelly1221 Posts: 91 Member
    And on the seventh day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so man could defend himself from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals.
  • heygirl1000
    heygirl1000 Posts: 35 Member
    Wow look at you go! Keep it up you are doing amazing!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    "Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"

    The Three Amigos
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHkT036deZ4

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