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" Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? '
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"Chris Chambers never Misses...Not even when the ladies leave the seat down." River Pheonix in Stand By Me.0
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"Enjoy the little things..."
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"What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" —Zoolander0
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'Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did.'0
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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads0
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And on the seventh day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so man could defend himself from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals.0
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Wow look at you go! Keep it up you are doing amazing!0
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"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
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"you mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
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"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
Mallrats really does have some of the very best one liners. Kevin Smith in general, does.0 -
My favorite is so sad, but epic and awesome and the best part about it is that the actor just said it, it wasn't written in the script.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."0 -
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: [over PA microphone] This is the captain. We're having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
-Serenity
Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
- Stand By Me
Juno: I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning.
-Juno
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Don't call me Shirley.0
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"He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS!"
-Mike Myers as his own Scottish father in So I Married An Axe Murderer, explaining why Colonel Sanders is a member of a secret society that rules the world...0 -
How do you do I ... See you met my.... Faithful handy man.....
Yeah, I met him, but he seems a little brought down. What, he was expecting the Candy Man or something?0 -
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"Sanka...ya dead mon?" Ya mon..." - Cool runnings!0
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"Do you think Gloria Steinhem got arrested and sat in jail just so you could act like a little *****"
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"you mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
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"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
Mallrats really does have some of the very best one liners. Kevin Smith in general, does.
OMG! I LOVE all of his movies...but I think Clerks II was probably the best movie of my LIFE!0
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