I Can't Take It Anymore. Someone Has To Speak Up.

DesignGuy
DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
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It is 2012. Why in the HELL am I looking down on my desk at a pack of plain M&Ms spread out like little kids looking for hidden eggs on Easter and not seeing two DAMN M&Ms that are perfectly identical?

Are you kidding me? Stop messing with my life. We have the technology. There is no freaking reason on this planet that I should have to tolerate putting M&Ms in my mouth that aren’t identically the same as the last one.

I REFUSE!

Screw this big corporation that’s playing it fast and loose with my life. I demand a recount. I demand accountability. I demand my damn M&Ms roll perfectly along my desk in a happy manner right into my mouth where they belong.

You know what. I’m done. I’m going to lift my desk up like Arnold Schwarzenegger and toss this crap over my balcony. I refuse to be a part of such carelessness. What ever happened to pride in crafting something wonderful?

Oh and don’t tell me the peanut ones are better. I’m not shoving nuts in my mouth. I don’t go that way.

Darn it. I’m all angry now. Off to measure my Twix. :)

Not my friend? Why not? Boring perhaps? I don’t bite (well, not virtually). :)
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  • kellyerandolph
    kellyerandolph Posts: 10
    Wow, dude. You are intense!
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
    Was there perhaps also some illicit substance on said desk during the M&M consumption?
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    You're reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally digging for friends, aren't you?


    And speaking as a Quality Assurance specialist.... M&M sucks.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    i dont understand why i keep getting the m and ms that have w's printed on them.. i mean WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT people..
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Dang I am glad I am not the only one who gets all upset - HOW DARE THEY not keep their product consistent!! The FDA should be all up in this, this is unacceptable!

    I just ate two almond clusters that were not alike. OMG one had 5 almonds the other one only had 4!!! Unacceptable!!!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I am terrified to count you as one of my MFP friends.
  • wildcata77
    wildcata77 Posts: 660
    You already know how I feel about M&Ms.

    And I also abhor the ones with nuts in them.

    I'd just like you to YouTube the desk-flipping video, please and thank you.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Wait....you don't bite? I was hoping for some nibbling at least... That is one of the reasons I FR'ed you......:wink:
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    I am terrified to count you as one of my MFP friends.

    You'd be right there checking for consistency. Admit it!
  • DreaD72
    DreaD72 Posts: 2
    SMH... oh dear.... someone has way too much time on their hands!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I think you need to watch your sugar intake dude.
  • avrilamor
    avrilamor Posts: 30
    You already know how I feel about M&Ms.

    And I also abhor the ones with nuts in them.

    I'd just like you to YouTube the desk-flipping video, please and thank you.


    Could you also post a link so I can watch the video??? Thank you! :) Sorry about your M&Ms.. :-/
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    My bag was all Ws. I was afraid they were defective and that I might get food poisoning, so I threw them out. :ohwell:
  • LittleMissRainey
    LittleMissRainey Posts: 440 Member
    Pretzel M&Ms FTW.
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    Wait....you don't bite? That is one of the reasons I FR'ed you......:wink:

    LOL. I said virtually. :)
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I’m not shoving nuts in my mouth. I don’t go that way.

    Me either!!!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    bored at work?
  • laurie571
    laurie571 Posts: 152 Member
    Pretzel M&Ms FTW.
    agreed
  • hiker359
    hiker359 Posts: 577 Member
    The proponents of the peanut M&M's are oblivious to the fact that the peanut butter M&M's is where the true goodness is. But that's okay....more for me.
  • cindybowcut
    cindybowcut Posts: 250 Member
    I am sorry, I just can't friend anybody that doesn't share my love for Peanut M&M's. They are much better than the plain old chocolate ones. I don't think I like you....now I want M&M's. See what you did to me.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Get the peanut butter ones!
  • zealousmissjj_wechange
    zealousmissjj_wechange Posts: 445
    LOL, I used to work for Mars (yes, the bar but also the creator of M&M's and your Twix). I'll pass your message along ;).
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    If every pack were exactly the same, I couldn't use them to demonstrate the central limit theorem. :(
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,286 Member
    Pretzel M&Ms FTW.

    YES!! End of thread. :laugh:
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    You could always switch to Cheerios.
    (blasphemy)
  • julimonster
    julimonster Posts: 243 Member
    I'd just like you to YouTube the desk-flipping video, please and thank you.
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    second that.
  • Arperjen
    Arperjen Posts: 108 Member
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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    It is 2012. Why in the HELL am I looking down on my desk at a pack of plain M&Ms spread out like little kids looking for hidden eggs on Easter and not seeing two DAMN M&Ms that are perfectly identical?

    Are you kidding me? Stop messing with my life. We have the technology. There is no freaking reason on this planet that I should have to tolerate putting M&Ms in my mouth that aren’t identically the same as the last one.

    I REFUSE!

    Screw this big corporation that’s playing it fast and loose with my life. I demand a recount. I demand accountability. I demand my damn M&Ms roll perfectly along my desk in a happy manner right into my mouth where they belong.

    You know what. I’m done. I’m going to lift my desk up like Arnold Schwarzenegger and toss this crap over my balcony. I refuse to be a part of such carelessness. What ever happened to pride in crafting something wonderful?

    Oh and don’t tell me the peanut ones are better. I’m not shoving nuts in my mouth. I don’t go that way.

    Darn it. I’m all angry now. Off to measure my Twix. :)

    Not my friend? Why not? Boring perhaps? I don’t bite (well, not virtually). :)

    LMBO!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I am terrified to count you as one of my MFP friends.

    You'd be right there checking for consistency. Admit it!

    If I ate M&Ms, then yes...

    ...and I would also be unhappy with their distribution of colors (assuming they haven't addressed this egregious violation of consumer preference as well).
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    It's funny because they're M&Ms.

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