Best things I've seen/read in dating profiles

All the men's profiles are boring...outdoorsy, hunt, fish, camp, me Tarzan you Jane!

I think that's because that's all they are hard wired for, unfortunately for us :ohwell:

Hey now - don't lump me in with the rest. I abhor all of those things except fishing, and even that I maybe do once a year.

Dating Profiles have a meta-language all their own. I have noticed a few trends myself:

First, assuming a standard range of 1-10, women who fall within 3-8 tend to either drastically over- or underestimate their attractiveness. I have seen WAY too many 3's who think they are 11s, and way too many 8s who think they are -1s.

I have learned that seeing a woman upside-down inexplicably adds 2 points to her perceived rating. This means I now know to flip the pic over before I decide. Why do you look better upside down?!?

No one can agree on what a body type means. One girl's "curvy" is another girl's "Average" is another girl's "overweight".

Every girl apparently is "random."

Bump for later, hilarious read so far. Thanks ladies and gents, keep those stories coming.:glasses:

Aw, I don't think my profile is boring. There's nothing about fishing, hunting, throwing women in caves, how my ex is this or that, mommy issues, video games or sports. Maybe I need to send it out to my FL and get some feedback for fun.

Oh please do!!

I also hate the guys that say "I just want to snuggle"... sure you do...

Aw, I don't think my profile is boring. There's nothing about fishing, hunting, throwing women in caves, how my ex is this or that, mommy issues, video games or sports. Maybe I need to send it out to my FL and get some feedback for fun.

Yes, I think you should...that, or let us all write it for you...ha ha ha

I'm stealing these "rules" from a friend's post on another message board:

* Post a current photo.

* Don't post photos of your dogs or cats unless you are in the photo as well. People don't visit your profile because they want to go out on a date with your dogs or your cats.

* Never post photos of your children on your profile unless you are in the photo as well. I never understood why single mothers posted stand-alone photos of their children on a dating site.

* Never say, "I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play games." Guys have no idea WTF you're talking about when you post something like that. Seriously, what specifically does that mean?

* When you're taking a photo of yourself for a dating site, pretend that there's a force-field above your head that will cut off your arm if you hold your camera up high to take a photo of yourself from above. Camera angle shots from above are always strange-looking and deceptive.

* No duck-face photos.

* Smile in your photo. It used to amaze me how many women posted profile photos without smiling.

Haha...an I like chesse burgers an chesse burgers an sonic an fast food places an fancy places! Bahahaha! I am DYING!!!!

Hahaha! Wow!

i always loved the guys who appear so into finding out all about you...and then send/share a photo of their "junk" or whip it out after meeting for 30 minutes.

*sigh* those were the good ole days...NOT.

Been there!!!

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How about the ones that don't have a picture on their profile...but they're not married or anything! Lol

Ooo, even one better that I just saw last night: he doesn't have a pic posted because he is a very high profile executive (yeah, right)

He's Jason Bourne
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No he is Bruce Wayne