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"you mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
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"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
Mallrats really does have some of the very best one liners. Kevin Smith in general, does.0 -
My favorite is so sad, but epic and awesome and the best part about it is that the actor just said it, it wasn't written in the script.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."0 -
Captain Malcolm Reynolds: [over PA microphone] This is the captain. We're having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
-Serenity
Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
- Stand By Me
Juno: I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning.
-Juno
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Don't call me Shirley.0
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"He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS!"
-Mike Myers as his own Scottish father in So I Married An Axe Murderer, explaining why Colonel Sanders is a member of a secret society that rules the world...0 -
How do you do I ... See you met my.... Faithful handy man.....
Yeah, I met him, but he seems a little brought down. What, he was expecting the Candy Man or something?0 -
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"Sanka...ya dead mon?" Ya mon..." - Cool runnings!0
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"Do you think Gloria Steinhem got arrested and sat in jail just so you could act like a little *****"
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"you mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
and
"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
Mallrats really does have some of the very best one liners. Kevin Smith in general, does.
OMG! I LOVE all of his movies...but I think Clerks II was probably the best movie of my LIFE!0 -
"4 for you, Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco... and none for Gretchen Weiners!" -Mean Girls
"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." -Juno0 -
"There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness." Kung Fu Panda
"I coulda bit y'all's heads off, but I didn't! But I coulda." Rio
(I guess I watch a lot of kids' movies.
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" Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? '
bahaha
YES pretty much every line from that movie is awesome!
I'd like a .. literacola0 -
"I hope I give you the sh*ts, you f*cking wimp!" - From Dog Soldiers right before a character gets eaten.0
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What hump?0
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"Bye Terry!"
"Yeah whatever Allen, go back inside... BYE SHEILA!"
"I don't think he heard me... bye Terry"
"BYE SHEILA! i'll never forget you"
-the other guys0 -
"Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line"
"you know what I like about high school girls ?.......I get older and they stay the same age"
I love dazed and confused , one of my all time favorites.0 -
The taunting of a wench is good sport!
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"Do you like cheese? Why yes I do. My favourite's gouda." ......... She's the man!0
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"Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
Is that about right?
We're dealing with a lot of ****"
Bull Durham0 -
"He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS!"
-Mike Myers as his own Scottish father in So I Married An Axe Murderer, explaining why Colonel Sanders is a member of a secret society that rules the world...
"heeeeeeeeeeeeed! move!!!!!!!!!!" LOL! I have a Scottish uncle just like him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRmLGYSc0XQ 0 -
My favorite Kevin Smith movie, by far!"you mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
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"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
Mallrats really does have some of the very best one liners. Kevin Smith in general, does.0 -
You have just made my DH's day! He is obsessed with that movie!" Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? '
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Oh, he's got to have his dip-tet. Otherwise he'll get lockjaw and night vision.0
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*deleted*....guess I misunderstood the assignment.0
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"Aren't you going to open your present?"
"If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset!"0 -
"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice. "0
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!!!
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Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.So it's kind of a family emergency, so come back later? Okay? Bye!
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You can't just ask someone why they're white!
It's like they have ESPN, or something.
"We're going to need considerably bigger buns." - Calendar Girls0
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