Tuesday night Food Poetry thread

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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Oh wheat thins, oh wheat thins
perfect in balance of sweet wheat and salty salt
I buy a box of you at costco
And POOF!
Oh wheat thins, oh wheat thins
Just where did you go

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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Oh Caramello,
    All your sweet sticky goodness
    Just melts on my tongue.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Beans, beans
    The musical fruit
    The more you eat the more you toot
    Beans, beans
    They're good for your heart
    The more you eat the more you fart.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    pie, how I love thee
    two hot dogs for a dollar
    velociraptor.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    High protein cinnamon cereal, you were supposed to be a snack.
    Floating gently in the milk and gently lapping against the bowl.
    Strangely, you grew and went on the attack.
    Filling my stomach and the depths of my soul.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Roses are red...
    Bacon is red...
    Poems are hard...
    Bacon.
  • Lesley2901
    Lesley2901 Posts: 372 Member
    I love chocolate, sweets and cake,
    Anything that you can bake
    I would eat these in large a large amount,
    If they did not blow my calorie count!
  • Claire594
    Claire594 Posts: 349 Member
    Oreos are evil
    eating them's a sin
    But sins are forgiven
    so dive right in
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    ice cream.....
    chocolate and vanilla
    always good, but notthe trilla
    nothing as fancy as mint chocolate chip
    gets me going to much i get a little drip
  • valeriebpdx
    valeriebpdx Posts: 497 Member
    Hass Avocado
    Juanita's tortilla chips
    You are damn tasty
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
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  • heroyalslimness
    heroyalslimness Posts: 591 Member
    Kathy had some french fries
    heroyalslimness ate the WHOLE bunch:bigsmile:
    Kathy said to heroyalslimnees:noway:

    You ATE my whole LUNCH :grumble:

    Goodbye french fries, goodbye french fries, good-bye french fries
    We're sad to see you go :sad:
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    Roses are red...
    Bacon is red...
    Poems are hard...
    Bacon.

    I was gonna post this one - my fave.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    An open letter to Bacon,
    Dear Bacon,
    I liked you before you were on Epic Meal Time,
    I appreciated your savory, salty, fattyness,
    I coveted your crunchy, crispy, meatyness,
    I think you're divine,
    I wish you were always mine,
    I think one day I will find a tofu substitute to ease my mind,
    But I will always long for days of yore,
    When I would stroke your package,
    And think fondly of more,
    Because I will never be able to say,
    That I always loved you once,
    But nevermore.
    So tofu bacon,
    GTFO my door.
    Bacon, my love,
    Forevermore.
  • purpleblaze
    purpleblaze Posts: 90
    An open letter to Bacon,
    Dear Bacon,
    I liked you before you were on Epic Meal Time,
    I appreciated your savory, salty, fattyness,
    I coveted your crunchy, crispy, meatyness,
    I think you're divine,
    I wish you were always mine,
    I think one day I will find a tofu substitute to ease my mind,
    But I will always long for days of yore,
    When I would stroke your package,
    And think fondly of more,
    Because I will never be able to say,
    That I always loved you once,
    But nevermore.
    So tofu bacon,
    GTFO my door.
    Bacon, my love,
    Forevermore.

    I LOVE Bacon! great poem!! just finished a bacon and egg sandwhich too :)

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