Tuesday night Food Poetry thread
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Oh Caramello,
All your sweet sticky goodness
Just melts on my tongue.0 -
Beans, beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
Beans, beans
They're good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart.0 -
pie, how I love thee
two hot dogs for a dollar
velociraptor.0 -
High protein cinnamon cereal, you were supposed to be a snack.
Floating gently in the milk and gently lapping against the bowl.
Strangely, you grew and went on the attack.
Filling my stomach and the depths of my soul.0 -
Roses are red...
Bacon is red...
Poems are hard...
Bacon.0 -
I love chocolate, sweets and cake,
Anything that you can bake
I would eat these in large a large amount,
If they did not blow my calorie count!0 -
Oreos are evil
eating them's a sin
But sins are forgiven
so dive right in0 -
ice cream.....
chocolate and vanilla
always good, but notthe trilla
nothing as fancy as mint chocolate chip
gets me going to much i get a little drip0 -
Hass Avocado
Juanita's tortilla chips
You are damn tasty0 -
SPAM
,
Spam
SPAM!
Wonderful
Beautiful
Lovely
Spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spam, spam, spam, spam
SPAM
(bloody Vikings)
:drinker:0 -
Kathy had some french fries
heroyalslimness ate the WHOLE bunch:bigsmile:
Kathy said to heroyalslimnees:noway:
You ATE my whole LUNCH :grumble:
Goodbye french fries, goodbye french fries, good-bye french fries
We're sad to see you go :sad:0 -
Roses are red...
Bacon is red...
Poems are hard...
Bacon.
I was gonna post this one - my fave.0 -
An open letter to Bacon,
Dear Bacon,
I liked you before you were on Epic Meal Time,
I appreciated your savory, salty, fattyness,
I coveted your crunchy, crispy, meatyness,
I think you're divine,
I wish you were always mine,
I think one day I will find a tofu substitute to ease my mind,
But I will always long for days of yore,
When I would stroke your package,
And think fondly of more,
Because I will never be able to say,
That I always loved you once,
But nevermore.
So tofu bacon,
GTFO my door.
Bacon, my love,
Forevermore.0 -
An open letter to Bacon,
Dear Bacon,
I liked you before you were on Epic Meal Time,
I appreciated your savory, salty, fattyness,
I coveted your crunchy, crispy, meatyness,
I think you're divine,
I wish you were always mine,
I think one day I will find a tofu substitute to ease my mind,
But I will always long for days of yore,
When I would stroke your package,
And think fondly of more,
Because I will never be able to say,
That I always loved you once,
But nevermore.
So tofu bacon,
GTFO my door.
Bacon, my love,
Forevermore.
I LOVE Bacon! great poem!! just finished a bacon and egg sandwhich too0
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