sarcastic, dry sense of humor types...add me!?!

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I need to laugh more!

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  • janlee_001
    janlee_001 Posts: 309 Member
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    I'll add you, but then we have more weight to lose :wink:
  • Hintonagus
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    I have a pretty dry sense of humour. Really.
  • georgie_lou
    georgie_lou Posts: 224 Member
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    I'm a kiwi...noone gets our sense of humour other than the Brits...if you think you can handle it...add me
  • Pauline3290
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    I need to laugh more!
    So do I!! But what makes you special? Go on - amuse me. :wink:
  • Alohathin
    Alohathin Posts: 360 Member
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    I'm a kiwi...noone gets our sense of humour other than the Brits...if you think you can handle it...add me

    Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny. ;)

    Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.
  • W0zzie
    W0zzie Posts: 262 Member
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  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
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    I tend to keep my humor on a very short leash, very few people tend to get it.
  • georgie_lou
    georgie_lou Posts: 224 Member
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    I'm a kiwi...noone gets our sense of humour other than the Brits...if you think you can handle it...add me

    Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny. ;)

    Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.

    It's ok if you don't get it...most Australians I know are from the Gold Coast and we're only really friends because of the entertainment value. Mostly laughing at them. So stupid. We may shag sheep but at least we can string a sentence together!!
  • georgie_lou
    georgie_lou Posts: 224 Member
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    Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny. ;)

    Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.
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    I love them. So funny!
  • HealthyShazza
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    I'm Scottish & can definitey be classed as having a dry sense of humor....feel free to add me :laugh:
  • Alohathin
    Alohathin Posts: 360 Member
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    I'm a kiwi...noone gets our sense of humour other than the Brits...if you think you can handle it...add me

    Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny. ;)

    Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.

    It's ok if you don't get it...most Australians I know are from the Gold Coast and we're only really friends because of the entertainment value. Mostly laughing at them. So stupid. We may shag sheep but at least we can string a sentence together!!

    "We may shag sheep but at least we can string a sentence together!!"

    Why drink when there's more beer to talk? Er, wait...
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
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    Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny. ;)

    Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.

    how did i not know you were an aussie? why did i think you lived in kentucky or something? i am a nut.
  • Alohathin
    Alohathin Posts: 360 Member
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    Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny. ;)

    Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.

    how did i not know you were an aussie? why did i think you lived in kentucky or something? i am a nut.

    I'm also an American. I have dual citizenship. Mum is Aussie, dad's a yank. ;)
  • Boonietunes
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    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? ... Take a nap.

    Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
    A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

    Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
    A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

    Q: How can I calculate my body / fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
    A: Gee ... I can't think of a single, solitary one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - No Pain.

    Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had.
  • cantonyaya
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    okay...i actually laughed a little.