Why is my life so lame?

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Ok, I'm back, the party may resume!

    *crickets*

    Some party, J.

    I'm having a good time. And you know what I say, 'You only have to entertain one person....and that's yourself.'

    Mission Accomplished! *self hi-five!*

    umm...uhh...ummm..uhh...do I want to know how u entertain.


    Usually it involved copious amounts of duck tape, a violin, and a midget from Lithuania.....:huh:

    Ok, the rest I can understand, but a violin?? :huh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Ok, I'm back, the party may resume!

    *crickets*

    Some party, J.

    I'm having a good time. And you know what I say, 'You only have to entertain one person....and that's yourself.'

    Mission Accomplished! *self hi-five!*

    umm...uhh...ummm..uhh...do I want to know how u entertain.


    Usually it involved copious amounts of duck tape, a violin, and a midget from Lithuania.....:huh:

    Ok, the rest I can understand, but a violin?? :huh:

    That's to accompany me as I cry myself to sleep afterwards....:sad:
  • ToTheLove
    ToTheLove Posts: 357
    That's to accompany me as I cry myself to sleep afterwards....:sad:

    Awww, Poor baby... :flowerforyou:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    That's to accompany me as I cry myself to sleep afterwards....:sad:

    Awww, Poor baby... :flowerforyou:


    shame is a horrible mistress.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Ok, I'm back, the party may resume!

    *crickets*

    Some party, J.

    I'm having a good time. And you know what I say, 'You only have to entertain one person....and that's yourself.'

    Mission Accomplished! *self hi-five!*

    umm...uhh...ummm..uhh...do I want to know how u entertain.


    Usually it involved copious amounts of duck tape, a violin, and a midget from Lithuania.....:huh:

    Ask a stupid ?

    Dude I am rolling hysterically on the floor in the fetal position.

    Have a good weekend.
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    That's to accompany me as I cry myself to sleep afterwards....:sad:

    Awww, Poor baby... :flowerforyou:


    shame is a horrible mistress.
    LOL
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I'm so lame I don't even get this thread!! hahahaha
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Ok, I'm back, the party may resume!

    *crickets*

    Some party, J.

    I'm having a good time. And you know what I say, 'You only have to entertain one person....and that's yourself.'

    Mission Accomplished! *self hi-five!*

    umm...uhh...ummm..uhh...do I want to know how u entertain.


    Usually it involved copious amounts of duck tape, a violin, and a midget from Lithuania.....:huh:

    Ask a stupid ?

    Dude I am rolling hysterically on the floor in the fetal position.

    Have a good weekend.

    :wink: :laugh:
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
    you guys are too funny.
    hmmmm, duck tape eh?

    lol i know right... jbar, i love it when you get into these rediculous convos we have :)

    I know, half the time I have to read them like 3 times before I can even get 'em!
    by then, I'm so out of the conversation that anything I say just won't sound right! And then I feel like the last kid picked for kickball! and by then, I don't want to play :sad: :sad: :sad: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    and I think the midget is coming playing the violin!
  • ToTheLove
    ToTheLove Posts: 357
    you guys are too funny.
    hmmmm, duck tape eh?

    lol i know right... jbar, i love it when you get into these rediculous convos we have :)

    I know, half the time I have to read them like 3 times before I can even get 'em!
    by then, I'm so out of the conversation that anything I say just won't sound right! And then I feel like the last kid picked for kickball! and by then, I don't want to play :sad: :sad: :sad: :laugh:

    I feel ya girl! I started this thread and I still don't really have any idea what's going on... J just keeps telling us about the things he does alone at night... :noway: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????

    Tape yes, Midget no
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????


    sure I would. Misery loves company. :wink:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????


    sure I would. Misery loves company. :wink:

    Sarge, don't u think now is a good time tell your therapist about this behavior.....it is how I got through
    it.

    PS real men use wind instruments.:noway:
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    ok yall crazies, im going to Zumba!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????


    sure I would. Misery loves company. :wink:

    Sarge, don't u think now is a good time tell your therapist about this behavior.....it is how I got through
    it.

    PS real men use wind instruments.:noway:

    I'm still trying to figure out why misery loving company would help my bloody stump in any way. Am I slow today??:indifferent:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????




    sure I would. Misery loves company. :wink:

    Sarge, don't u think now is a good time tell your therapist about this behavior.....it is how I got through
    it.

    PS real men use wind instruments.:noway:

    Meh, some people suck, some people blow. *shrug*
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    In fact, I am now alone in the chat room, trying to figure out how to "Self-entertain". I was gone all day and y'all had the party without me. Sigh!! Tis ok. *kicks rocks with toes*...OH..forgot I had flip-flops on.....now I have have a bloody stump where my toes were.......dag nabit!

    Hey Sarge has ducttape for your toe.

    Do you honestly think he would part with it for the likes of me????


    sure I would. Misery loves company. :wink:

    Sarge, don't u think now is a good time tell your therapist about this behavior.....it is how I got through
    it.

    PS real men use wind instruments.:noway:

    I'm still trying to figure out why misery loving company would help my bloody stump in any way. Am I slow today??:indifferent:


    Oh you meant the duct tape!


    OOOOHHHHHH!!!

    I was wondering why you wanted to borrow Otto....
  • ToTheLove
    ToTheLove Posts: 357
    ... :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Ohhh, now I see......J is insulting me again! LOL I guess I am classified as misery?? Good to know!!!! Am I like your favorite person to pick on Sarge??? :ohwell:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Ohhh, now I see......J is insulting me again! LOL I guess I am classified as misery?? Good to know!!!! Am I like your favorite person to pick on Sarge??? :ohwell:


    :blushing: Yes ma'm :blushing:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Ohhh, now I see......J is insulting me again! LOL I guess I am classified as misery?? Good to know!!!! Am I like your favorite person to pick on Sarge??? :ohwell:


    :blushing: Yes ma'm :blushing:

    Is there a reason for that?? LOL! Maybe I'm too nice?? Should I start being a biotch?? hahahaha!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Ohhh, now I see......J is insulting me again! LOL I guess I am classified as misery?? Good to know!!!! Am I like your favorite person to pick on Sarge??? :ohwell:


    :blushing: Yes ma'm :blushing:

    Is there a reason for that?? LOL! Maybe I'm too nice?? Should I start being a biotch?? hahahaha!

    It's cause I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE YOU!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • hardeegirl183
    hardeegirl183 Posts: 3
    You guys are having WAY too much fun on here :wink:
  • ToTheLove
    ToTheLove Posts: 357
    Ohhh, now I see......J is insulting me again! LOL I guess I am classified as misery?? Good to know!!!! Am I like your favorite person to pick on Sarge??? :ohwell:

    You're lucky, i never get picked on. :sad: :sad:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Ohhh, now I see......J is insulting me again! LOL I guess I am classified as misery?? Good to know!!!! Am I like your favorite person to pick on Sarge??? :ohwell:

    You're lucky, i never get picked on. :sad: :sad:

    Hang out with me for a little while, eventually it will happen. :tongue: :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    You guys are having WAY too much fun on here :wink:

    This is how we roll. :wink: :laugh:
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