You might be a Meathead if...

GorillaEsq
GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Laying here in bed because my back went out today, I started to ponder a few things. Specifically, I pondered my never ending desire to shorten my neck, and expand my meatheadiness.

Thus, borrowing a comedic queue from Jeff Foxworthy....

You might be a Meathead if...

1. If you go to wipe, and realize that your pecks won't allow your arm-meat to reach your butt cheeks, you might be a meathead.

2. If your breakfast MUST contain a minimal amount of protein, creatine and bull testosterone, you might be a meathead.

3. If you have given each of the dumbells you use at the gym pet-names, you might be a meathead.

4. If people are afraid to talk to you, for fear that you will turn green and start screaming "HULK SMASH," you might be a meathead.

5. If the GNC clerk knows you by name and has your purchase ready before you walk in the store, you might be a meathead.

6. If someone asks you "what you're doing tonight," and your response is "lats and pecks," you might be a meathead.

7. If 95% of the shirts in your wardrobe are sleeveless because sleeves are for puss!es and they hide the guns, you might be a meathead.

8. If you watch Jersey Shore, and comment about how all the males on the show are "tiny, wee 'lil puss!es," you might be a meathead.

9. If someone complements you by saying "Wow. You've lost weight," and you want to punch them in the face, you might be a meathead.

10. If you've ever realized that you only have half of a scoop of Whey Protein left in the container, and it's like your best friend has suddenly died, you might be a meathead.

Keep being awesome.

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  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    7. If 95% of the shirts in your wardrobe are sleeveless because sleeves are for puss!es and they hide the guns, you might be a meathead

    Oh shoot!!! I am a meathead
  • DixiedoesMFP
    DixiedoesMFP Posts: 935 Member
    Love it!
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I'm funnier when I'm not in pain.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Where would the world be without meatheaded meatiness? :D
  • LifeChangingExp8512
    LifeChangingExp8512 Posts: 184
    youre f@cking priceless!!
  • JenG_2011
    JenG_2011 Posts: 79 Member
    Might have just laughed so hard I peed a little. You keep being awesome friend!
  • NorthWestWildWind
    NorthWestWildWind Posts: 18
    Too much time on your hands laid up! hahaha! Great stuff! First thing I thought of was Archie Bunker! I'm dating myself aren't I.....
  • NorthWestWildWind
    NorthWestWildWind Posts: 18
    ;)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Idle hands, etc, etc...
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    ah got to love the Meatheads!!! I have plenty of them at the gym I go to, it's funny to cause when I am next door walking on the treadmill I'll hear grunting and groaning it sounds like they are in pain.
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    :laugh: :drinker:
  • justjenn1977
    justjenn1977 Posts: 437 Member

    7. If 95% of the shirts in your wardrobe are sleeveless because sleeves are for puss!es and they hide the guns, you might be a meathead.


    10. If you've ever realized that you only have half of a scoop of Whey Protein left in the container, and it's like your best friend has suddenly died, you might be a meathead.

    Keep being awesome.


    oh... I might be a meathead!?!?! LOL

    sorry to hear about your back...
    I am on rest for a strained (or stress fractured) foot...

    I TOTALLY understand the stir crazy :flowerforyou:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Meatheads unite!
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