You KNOW you're out of shape when...

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  • kooldog1968
    kooldog1968 Posts: 17
    you have to lie down and take a deep breathe in to button up your pants, that you should have stopped wearing 4 months ago
  • NeeNeeD2
    NeeNeeD2 Posts: 6
    When your 7 year old outswims you. That was my wake up call!
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    you can't perform 1 push-up.
  • alikrumn
    alikrumn Posts: 3
    LOL> I can relate!
  • FeatherBoBeather
    FeatherBoBeather Posts: 255 Member
    you suck it in and nothing happens.....hahahaha!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • xxclsxx
    xxclsxx Posts: 3
    Actually, I once threw my back out when I picked up a makeup brush. :laugh: I was in great shape then too. It was just a fluke thing.

    I did a similar thing! Threw mine out by putting some moisturiser on my knee... Old back injury that likes to resurface just when I think I'm safe haha.
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    1) When you run up the steps and your belly and legs make a clapping sound.

    2) When he rolls you in flour as part of foreplay-some will get that. Ha ha!

    3) When you workout and everything jiggles.

    4) When a coughing fit feels like you did 1000 crunches the next day.

    # 3 was serious.
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
    .....You need a rest period while changing channels with the remote.
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    When your dog has to pull your butt the rest of the way home while on a walk....knees to chest, knees to chest!!
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    If you lose the remote control in a fold, especially if you stand up and it doesn't fall out! :laugh: :laugh:


    Okay, I'm done! I was having too much fun with this. :ohwell:
  • freedski1
    freedski1 Posts: 65 Member
    ...Climbing the stairs to get out of the subway makes you black out
    ...Walking .5 mile to the train makes you hyperventilate
    ...Blowdrying your hair may as well be an arm workout
    ...you use inertia and gravevity to get yourself up from a chair, rather than any muscle group
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    When I SWEAR I can hear bongo drums playing in time with the jiggle of my rear as I walk. :noway:
    When I break a sweat just trying to get dressed in the morning. :ohwell:
    When I get home from work (I have a desk job), and I'm too tired to do anything but sit on the couch and watch TV. :huh:
    When bending over to tie my shoe puts so much pressure on my belly that it squeezes out a fart. :frown: :embarassed:
    When I have to pull myself up out of a chair like I'm nine months pregnant.
    When someone asks me for my due date....and I'm not pregnant. In fact, I've NEVER been pregnant....EVER. :grumble:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    You log 45 minutes step aerobics when you were really just putting on heels.
  • Garlin02
    Garlin02 Posts: 2
    When you are winded just running up a hill
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    When you log drinking beer as 12oz curls
  • KeriW626
    KeriW626 Posts: 430
    Actually, I once threw my back out when I picked up a makeup brush. :laugh: I was in great shape then too. It was just a fluke thing.


    this picking up dog poo, I was walking 3-4 miles a day and @167lbs lol
  • Beezil
    Beezil Posts: 1,677 Member
    1. When you can't even go up one flight of stairs without being out of breath.
    2. When you can't even do ONE push-up.
    3. When taking a shower has become a workout.
    4. When eating an entire container of ______ seems like a good idea.
    5. When your biggest pair of sweat pants is getting snug...
    6. When you see a picture of yourself at a family get together and cry... :sad:

    So glad that's not me anymore! :laugh:
  • KeriW626
    KeriW626 Posts: 430
    you have to lie down and take a deep breathe in to button up your pants, that you should have stopped wearing 4 months ago


    this plus use a coat hanger, because you cant get a good enough grip on the Zipper pull. :laugh:
  • KeriW626
    KeriW626 Posts: 430
    When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL

    When your legs rub together so hard they melt your nylons. lol
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL

    When your legs rub together so hard they melt your nylons. lol

    I won't wear corduroys anymore because I'm terrified I'll start a fire. LOL
  • Penfoldsplace
    Penfoldsplace Posts: 159
    When your over taken walking down the street by a man on crutches ( true story!)
  • KeriW626
    KeriW626 Posts: 430
    when the farting sound you hear is your and your lovers fat guts squeezing air through at each pump. :drinker:
  • KeriW626
    KeriW626 Posts: 430
    When a family member joins in for Christmas dinner via Cam, and asks if Your met you 7k calories for the day..... true and cried. (what does 7 k calories look like? )
  • SLE0803
    SLE0803 Posts: 145 Member
    When you are attempting pushups and the first body part to touch the floor (well before you are supposed to) is your stomach fat :(
  • drelan
    drelan Posts: 59 Member
    You need a nap from your long day of doing nothing.
  • shirayaparker
    shirayaparker Posts: 14
    you cant get up off the floor let alone get down to it hahaha

    So true. It's like I 3 phase process getting up from the floor. Roll over, get on on knee, reach up for assistance..lmbo - A SHAME!



    I do the same thing lol, wouldn't it be nice to just get up!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    It takes you ten minutes to put on heels with a strap.

    Yep, that was me last night.
  • sydnisd183
    sydnisd183 Posts: 247 Member
    You'd rather watch Sponge Bob rather than get the remote that's 2ft in front of you on the coffee table
    true story

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

    i've done this......."oh eff it i'll just watch what's on" :bigsmile:
  • jessmariemfp
    jessmariemfp Posts: 3
    You feel exhausted walking up a flight of stairs or get winded walking to the mailbox
  • KarenAnnne
    KarenAnnne Posts: 190 Member
    you pull a back muscle while sneezing! TRUE STORY:noway:

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