coffee enema for eliminating toxins?

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  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Every good time starts with coffee enemas. Let the good times roll.
  • Lyerin
    Lyerin Posts: 818 Member
    I vote no.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    A friend of my ex's told us we should try champagne enemas. He seemed to think it was a pretty sexy thing to do. Maybe you could try that instead?

    This has the potential to seriously harm you. The lining in your bottom is very thin and will absorb alcohol (and I am assuming caffeine) very quickly potentially leading to alcohol poisoning or even death. I wouldn't recommend doing anything like this with any form of chemical (caffeine, alcohol, vinegar etc..) EVER.

    Eh. Who does vinegar? Also, you can't absorb more alcohol then there is. You'd just get drunk faster.

    saw a guy do that with beer on a 1000 ways to die and it killed him so no joking aside it can be dangerous.

    Lol. Okay.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Dafuq?
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Ugh... I can't believe people do that.
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    Don't get the mug stuck.

    Bauahahahaha!
  • zeebruhgirl
    zeebruhgirl Posts: 493 Member
    Gross....
    No thank you.

    Detox your body by eating healthy.
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    I use my liver and kidneys to detoxify my body...coffee is the elixir of the gods

    I could not care less about coffee in the bum........ but, damn! That is one cute picture, sir!
  • jwh225
    jwh225 Posts: 45 Member
    Gross!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    What do they use?? Chock full o' Nuts brand??
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    I've heard of enemas with herbs but never with coffee. Talk about mudslide ????
  • SAGR2
    SAGR2 Posts: 43 Member
    Ok I've never had a coffee enema...BUT once I was asked to 'cater' for a detox retreat at our holiday cottages and they intended to start the holiday for their group with coffee enemas, followed by a fast where they only drank herbal teas - not sure would what happened after that, but we didn't say yes. The thought of about 20 people all having had a coffee enema milling about the complex was not attractive. This was in the 80s.
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    GAH! *shudder*
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    Coffee...? Enema...? :/
    My most favourite and least favourite things in the same sentence!

    Why do you hate coffee?

    lol
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    ...... *silently goes to get her 2nd cup of the day*
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I've heard of a coffee IV drip...but an enema? *shudder*
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Coffee enemas? That really... burns my *kitten*. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    Yea, I'll stick to coffee from a cup - or from an IV tube...

    My office mate says I should have an IV tube running from the coffee pot in the breakroom, down the hall to my desk, and straight into my arm. Maybe I wouldn't have to spend so much time going back and forth then.
  • Hodgie12345
    Hodgie12345 Posts: 51 Member
    Coffee enema ? my *kitten* !!!
  • embercakez
    embercakez Posts: 141
    I drink coffee...and it makes me poop.
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    ...... *silently goes to get her 2nd cup of the day*

    Amateur
  • SAGR2
    SAGR2 Posts: 43 Member
    Coffee enemas? That really... burns my *kitten*. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I'm pretty sure they let it cool down first....
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I'm waiting for the enema fanboys to start showing up to tell us all about how people have been doing it since ancient egyptian times.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Maybe that is what I am supposed to be doing with the rotten coffee they have in the office! I'll bring in good coffee to drink and shove theirs, well, you know where.....:laugh:
  • mikejacobs1958
    mikejacobs1958 Posts: 128
    Adding the milk & sugar could be a challenge.

    Stirring it with a spoon could be ..... well let's just say OUCH !!!!!!
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Adding the milk & sugar could be a challenge.

    Stirring it with a spoon could be ..... well let's just say OUCH !!!!!!
    it's all in the technique
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    This comes from the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center -

    "Coffee enemas are used in several metabolic therapies. There are theories about coffee enemas aiding excretion from the liver and colon, but none of them have been proven. In addition, coffee enemas can cause electrolyte imbalances in the blood and impaired nutrient absorption."

    So the best part of waking up is still Folgers in your cup... not your butt.
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
    This thread is now about pictures of dinosaurs:

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    i've heard coffee enemas can be dangerous.
    my dr. recommended pumping iced latte into my peehole.
    it seems to work and feels great during the summer.

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