coffee enema for eliminating toxins?

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  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    WRONG HOLE
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
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    WHAT ... THE ................. FLUCK

    Don't you mean

    WHAT ... THE ................ FLUSH???
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
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    I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.

    Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.

    Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.

    Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.

    Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.
    Could you tell us about the history of enemas?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Someone with more anatomy knowledge, please correct me if I'm wrong here, but I don't believe that anything goes from the colon to the liver.
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
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    don't be a sucker
  • jennifermaffei17
    jennifermaffei17 Posts: 158
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    Seriously? That seems counterproductive to good health by doing an enema for any reason other than extreme constipation.
  • Jill_newimprovedversion
    Jill_newimprovedversion Posts: 988 Member
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    Brew a pot, drink it and then eat the grounds instead. Added fiber.
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
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    I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.

    Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.

    Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.
    Could you tell us about the history of enemas?

    Nope! Just about that dude Gerson. Watched a documentary, randomly. :)
  • Rachlmale
    Rachlmale Posts: 640 Member
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    It's an exit hole not an entry hole.

    Toxins will go through healthy living anyway, you do not need to stick anything up your butt to achieve this.
  • zaithyr
    zaithyr Posts: 482 Member
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    Okay, I admit it- when I read this thread topic title I burst out laughing lol
  • alfpalmer
    alfpalmer Posts: 150 Member
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    umm. eww.
    eat right. exercise.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
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    I think the idea is to get a quick dose of caffeine straight into your body they do this with alcohol and tampons
  • DREXENDELSANGRE
    DREXENDELSANGRE Posts: 23 Member
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    Don't get the mug stuck.

    That had me rolling..
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Okay so consider this, An alcoholic who was no longer allowed to consume alcohol heard that he could still get intoxicated by inserting his beverage of choice through enema. He then poured a small bottle of Jack Daniels into his *kitten*, less than a half hour later he died of alcohol poisoning. How did a seasoned vet die on such a small amount? The walls inside you *kitten* will asorb everything very quickly and dump it into your bloodsteam without any sort of filtering like happens when it goes through your stomach, liver and kideneys. This is in fact a true documented case of death.
    With that being said picture caffeine and anything else being asorbed directly into your body/bloodstream with absolutley no filters or way to keep it in check. We all joke about this but in reality you are begging for your heart to be damaged among other issues. So before doing something this stupid please take at least 10 seconds to think, if it still seems like a good idea then by all means please dive right in, there's a good chance you offer nothing to society and we probably don't need you around anyway
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,843 Member
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    What "toxins" are you eliminating from your body?

    Seriously. I could never understand what exactly you're trying to get rid of when people go on their juice fast, coffee enema or what have you. Your body is designed to get rid of toxins (hello kidneys and liver!) so what "additional" toxins are you speaking about?
  • Jill_newimprovedversion
    Jill_newimprovedversion Posts: 988 Member
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    in all seriousness, look into a doctor advised colon cleansing = like you'd do for a colonscopy-
    and stick w/ PROVEN, SAFE measures
    to achieve the same desired results.


    Don't attempt anything without your doctor's consent.

    IF your overall health is your MAIN concern, not strictly YET ANOTHER fast weight loss gimmick.
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    Less butt/coffee talk, more dinosaurs!

    dinosaur-source_13k.jpg
  • onandoff
    onandoff Posts: 122 Member
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    ok, not much of "people-talking-about-their-coffee-enema-experience" but I surely had a blast reading the comments.:laugh:
    also, loved the dinosaurs...
  • dcyr009
    dcyr009 Posts: 93
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    Try eating the GOMBS diet by Dr. Furman. It will naturally keep your liver clean of toxins for life. I've been eating the GOMBS diet plus protein for about 5 months. In the 10 months time I've been on myfitnesspal, I went from 198 to 119. I eat two large GOMBS salids a day with Chicken Breasts or Fish. I add yogart dressing. I don't starve myself and I am in the maintenance stage.

    What the hells a gomb?

    Here is the Gombs Diet:


    Greens

    Green leafy vegetables contain a variety of systems and nutrients which put a slippery, silicone-like coating inside your blood vessels, where they activate the Nrf2 mechanism which prevents plaque and speeds up the rate at which the fat will melt away from inside the blood vessel.

    Onions

    The Medical Journal of Clinical Nutrition published a study which was conducted in Europe indicated that individual who regularly ate onions recorded a 60 to 70% decrease in every major cancer.

    Mushrooms

    A study that was recently published in the international Journal of Cancer indicated that women who consumed mushrooms regularly are 64% less prone to developing breast cancer; that is approximately 10 grams of mushrooms on a daily basis.

    Berries and Beans

    Berries and beans contain high levels of cancer preventive antioxidants and they promote healthy functioning of the brain.

    Seeds

    Raw nuts and seeds contain fats and phytochemicals which assist in the reduction of inflammation, assist in reducing cholesterol and assist in the absorption of additional essential micronutrients. As suggested by Dr. Fuhrman, eating nuts as an ingredient in your salad or making salad dressings out of them will be highly beneficial to your health.



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