Having crunch rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hardly ever start a topic, but if the guy that sits behind me doesn't stop crunching his eff'ing pretzels, I'm going to smash a chair over his head!!! How eff'ing annoying!!!

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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    so I take it you don't find him attractive...
  • AmberJo1984
    AmberJo1984 Posts: 1,067 Member
    LOL. This made me laugh... But I think I know how you feel. It's annoying for me when someone knows I'm trying to lose weight, and they still bring MY favorite foods and eat them in front of me. And... yet, they still tell me why I need to lose weight and why I can't eat what I want to eat. And... when they "crunch" loudly or "slurp" a milkshake or anything like that... it just makes it even worse.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Just quit.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    I suggest headphones. Or xanax. Or both.
  • I suggest headphones. Or xanax. Or both.

    Headphones!!! Good idea! I will bring them in. :)
  • dane11235813
    dane11235813 Posts: 682 Member
    Just quit.

    or call HR. that's just rude of him
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I had that with gum earlier. This dimwit manufacturer representative comes in, talking her Valley Girl foreign language, smacking her jaw.. Just.. Why. How unprofessional.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    I suggest headphones. Or xanax. Or both.

    Headphones!!! Good idea! I will bring them in. :)

    :-D

    Headphones + Pandora = preventing co-worker homicides for years.
  • I had a husband like that. NOW he's an EX-husband :D and.....I'm 90 pounds lighter.....who'da thunk? :D
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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  • mom2handh1975
    mom2handh1975 Posts: 224 Member
    Glad to know I'm not the only person with this problem. I wish movie theaters didn't allow cell phones OR popcorn. Sometimes when my kids have friends over for dinner, I have to go into another room while they eat, because they're "smackers". So gross...
  • mom2handh1975
    mom2handh1975 Posts: 224 Member
    I suggest headphones. Or xanax. Or both.

    ^^^love this!
  • RebmaGe1sha
    RebmaGe1sha Posts: 61 Member
    Once I was working out in the gym in my condo clubhouse, this guy kept munching on chips AND candy while riding the stationary bike that was next on my little circuit. Also, he kept farting..I actually had to leave and come back to redo my workout later.
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
    so glad i dont work in an office right now lol
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    I hardly ever start a topic, but if the guy that sits behind me doesn't stop crunching his eff'ing pretzels, I'm going to smash a chair over his head!!! How eff'ing annoying!!!
    Do it, post on youtube, link here.
    I'm waiting. :indifferent: