Banana-haters anonymous

sleepytexan
sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I hate when they're mushy and turning all brown
I hate how they bruise when dropped on the ground
I hate when you cut one and leave it to sit
Then you come back and it's covered with . . . flies.


Bananas. that **** can kill you.


(I gotta go to bed).

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  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    i will eat them in any state (well, perhaps not covered in flies). i'm a very loyal banana enthusiast.

    if they get too mushy, they can always be frozen and used in shakes.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Only slightly green. Then I LOOOOOOVE them.
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    Hehe. I'm extra tired, so your poem made me completely lose it. LOL. Thanks for the laugh! :laugh:
  • Corsetopia
    Corsetopia Posts: 307 Member
    "And I would eat them in a boat.
    And I would eat them with a goat…

    And I will eat them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so good, so good, you see!"

    ♥ bananas!!!
  • cppeace
    cppeace Posts: 764 Member
    my boyfriend actually hates bananas! When Im eating one around him he gags. Never knew anyone who hated bananas till him :p
  • gjsmommy
    gjsmommy Posts: 90 Member
    LOL...you forgot to add how fattening they are...hehehe
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    my boyfriend actually hates bananas! When Im eating one around him he gags. Never knew anyone who hated bananas till him :p

    I actually love them, but it's amazing the bad rap they get on MFP. My poem was meant as satire :)
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  • starkitty78
    starkitty78 Posts: 48
    I'm in the banana haters category. I've always hated them. It's a shame, they are cheap and handy to eat.
  • NewNalu
    NewNalu Posts: 41
    Bananas are awesome :)

    Anyone ever try an Apple banana?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latundan_banana

    Much better texture and flavor than the variety you normally find at the store.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Bananas are awesome :)

    Anyone ever try an Apple banana?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latundan_banana

    Much better texture and flavor than the variety you normally find at the store.

    I have apple banana trees in my backyard!
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Nummers... And I eat a whole one at a time. I don't cut in half.. I just try to get the smaller ones. :smile:
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Bananas are awesome :)

    Anyone ever try an Apple banana?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latundan_banana

    Much better texture and flavor than the variety you normally find at the store.

    I have apple banana trees in my backyard!
    Trip out.. Really? Apple banana tree? Gee whiz. Whoever created that is probably a millionaire. I'm going to look that one up tomorrow. I want one of those trees. :happy:
  • giggles7706
    giggles7706 Posts: 1,491 Member
    LOL...you forgot to add how fattening they are...hehehe

    :laugh: :laugh:

    i love me some bananas. :)
  • subcult
    subcult Posts: 262 Member
    Always bated them until I reposed how good they are just before they go to mush.
  • NewNalu
    NewNalu Posts: 41
    <- Jealous.

    Apple bananas are by far the best variety. Awesome by themselves or in cooking. Though most people think I'm pulling their leg if they've never heard of them before...
  • NewNalu
    NewNalu Posts: 41
    Bananas are awesome :)

    Anyone ever try an Apple banana?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latundan_banana

    Much better texture and flavor than the variety you normally find at the store.

    I have apple banana trees in my backyard!

    <- Jealous.

    Apple bananas are by far the best variety. Awesome by themselves or in cooking. Though most people think I'm pulling their leg if they've never heard of them before...

    (sorry for the double post)
  • SkyPixie
    SkyPixie Posts: 224
    HATE HATE HATE THEM :explode:

    Maybe because I am allergic to them big time they make my entire face including my throat swell up :angry:
  • glittermouse
    glittermouse Posts: 582 Member
    HATE HATE HATE THEM :explode:

    Maybe because I am allergic to them big time they make my entire face including my throat swell up :angry:

    Me too. I think I have an intolerance because they make me feel like I'm going to throw up. ><
  • battink
    battink Posts: 32 Member
    ugh, i hate them! i cant bear the smell of them either... and they make my IBS flare up so they can just get lost. :)
  • ervine
    ervine Posts: 9 Member
    Had a bad experience after eating a banana when I was about 9...haven't been able to eat one since. Had a hard enough time keeping my breakfast down when trying to feed a mashed one to my niece. Don't see that changing any time soon
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