Identity theft???

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  • jenneal89
    jenneal89 Posts: 243
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    Can you cancel the gm membership card and get a new one? Also, identity theft is when someone steals your social security number and applies for loans, cars, houses etc pretending to be you. This is a case of credit/debit card theft. Your credit card company at least will have protection against it if not your bank. I used to work at capital one selling identity theft protection so I know all about this stuff lol ;) I'd also file a police report and get their names from the hotel
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Why would you share a room with two random strangers in Vegas?

    Putting that aside, if your gym has a way to track when people come in, use it. Look at what times it's been used and see if you can I.D. them and catch them in the act.

    Genuis!
  • Vince_1964
    Vince_1964 Posts: 359 Member
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    I think they replaced your profile pic too. I'd recommend you provide all of us with your mother's maiden name, date/place of birth, and social security number so we can all be on the lookout for these thieves! :drinker:
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
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    OK - so all of your stuff was stolen and you are most worried about somebody using your gym membership? I smell a fishy troll...
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    The upside is you got a room to stay in during your conference in Vegas. Just trying to look on the bright side here.
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
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    did you get their names?
    i think you banged them dude! hope you got their numbers so you can do it again!

    nice job, lady slayer!

    HEY DAD!!! I've been looking everywhere for you!!!
  • SmudgerSmithRhino
    SmudgerSmithRhino Posts: 96
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    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.

    I can't tell if you are being deliciously ironic or extremely gullible.

    Do you really think that he was robbed? Come on people! The whole joke is that someone is doing weights and not cardio at the gym!
  • AliciaStaton
    AliciaStaton Posts: 328 Member
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    Are you for real:noway:
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    I love you CountryBoy....

    that's all...you can go back to your wondrous thread....

    (I too am waiting for the rickroll)
  • Vince_1964
    Vince_1964 Posts: 359 Member
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    Are they at least lifting heavy weights to make you look good?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Were you probed?:cry:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.

    I can't tell if you are being deliciously ironic or extremely gullible.

    Do you really think that he was robbed? Come on people! The whole joke is that someone is doing weights and not cardio at the gym!

    Jesus, you too?

    That **** is no joke. They probably stole a kidney, too.


    Some people....man..
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
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    jimmy, don't sweat it man...
    you need to google how to steal someone ELSE's identity, that will even it out.
    just make sure the gym they belong to is close to you.
    ahahahaha too funny!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,427 Member
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    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.

    I can't tell if you are being deliciously ironic or extremely gullible.

    Do you really think that he was robbed? Come on people! The whole joke is that someone is doing weights and not cardio at the gym!

    Jesus, you too?

    That **** is no joke. They probably stole a kidney, too.


    Some people....man..

    He has two! Missing kidney = weight loss! SCORE!!!
  • ShaeSweetie
    ShaeSweetie Posts: 156 Member
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    check your **** for a few red bumps....if they are there..then you know what happened...if they are not there..then they probably just fondled eachother as you fell asleep because they roofied you..duhhhh! mystery solved!
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
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    This one time.....my friend had his identity stolen by his ex-girl and he left her house swiss-cheesed up.
  • curtnrod
    curtnrod Posts: 223 Member
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    Wow! I can't believe they have the audacity to lift weights instead of only doing cardio. They are totally abusing your gym membership. I would join a different gym where they don't allow those types of shenanigans to go on when your membership is stolen
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
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    The girls who stole your id will be very easy to find.

    Just go down the gym and look for someone who looks like you but with breasts. It's your photo id they are using after all.

    But then that says something about just how lovely these gals were.
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
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    I'm confused - is this the Robbed by sexy women in a hotel Urban Myth?. The Identity fraud Urban Myth?. The kidney theft Urban Myth? The fact he missed all the fun or simply highlights the need to stop being gullible and grow some.

    AND, they go to the same gym even though they are from somewhere else (I assume as you 'were' in a hotel)

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