Woo Woo - To All the Ladies

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  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    rare indeed ..... :noway:

    ~smiling~

    :devil:

    It sure helps create a "sexy" / "playful" environment that should be there! You all want romance (which is NEVER a bad thing), we want you to think that ALL of our parts belong!
  • BlackBeltLJ
    BlackBeltLJ Posts: 190
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    When my son was little, he would come in from the pool with his swimsuit on, run into his bedroom, take of his swimsuit, run through the house holding it in front of him so he could hang in on the rack outside the back door (no one could see thank GOD), run back through the house covering himself yelling don't look! Hubby and I would just stand there and laugh. Now that he is 15, he hasn't done that in at least a year or two.:noway: :bigsmile:
  • mrsyac2
    mrsyac2 Posts: 2,784 Member
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    That is so true-- LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • beautifulbay
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    It sure helps create a "sexy" / "playful" environment that should be there! You all want romance (which is NEVER a bad thing), we want you to think that ALL of our parts belong!

    :laugh: Don't get us wrong ... we can be playful and dirty too ..... but that doesn't mean a wiggling weiner is a big turn on .... I mean sheesh .... :laugh::devil: :devil:
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    We can only hope my friend....we can only hope....

    (that's why we practice, just on the off chance that *today* is the day!) :laugh:

    ~smiling~ I am well practiced! ~laughing~

    AND, still wet from this mornings shower!

    So much for any takers though!
  • timisw
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    :laugh: Don't get us wrong ... we can be playful and dirty too ..... but that doesn't mean a wiggling weiner is a big turn on .... I mean sheesh .... :laugh:

    I can understand that!

    Running thru the house shaking it is one thing (all in fun).

    The ones that want to impress their lovers with "****" tricks are another!

    Things like the Rolex, The Bat Wing, The Embryo, Twigs and Berries, or the Chicken Heart come to mind!

    And no, I wouldnt expect a "qualified" woman to want a guy that does those!
  • beautifulbay
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    oh man ... :laugh: I'm not going to ask what those are ...... nope...

    .... not asking ....

    nope
  • sgtinvincible
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    :laugh: Don't get us wrong ... we can be playful and dirty too ..... but that doesn't mean a wiggling weiner is a big turn on .... I mean sheesh .... :laugh:

    I can understand that!

    Running thru the house shaking it is one thing (all in fun).

    The ones that want to impress their lovers with "****" tricks are another!

    Things like the Rolex, The Bat Wing, The Embryo, Twigs and Berries, or the Chicken Heart come to mind!

    And no, I wouldnt expect a "qualified" woman to want a guy that does those!


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


    ROFL!!!


    OMG!!!


    AHAHAHAHAA!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    oh man ... :laugh: I'm not going to ask what those are ...... nope...

    .... not asking ....

    nope

    Laughing... Even as a Marine, I would be too embarrassed to describe some of them!

    Though they make some VERY interesting conversation pieces!
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    Holy Hell! ~smiling~

    D ! C K is banned? What if my name is Richard? ~laughing~
  • adore217
    adore217 Posts: 33
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    i've heard of those!
    *blushing, yet reminising*
    NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!!
    :blushing: :tongue: :wink:
  • beautifulbay
    beautifulbay Posts: 159
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    too funny...

    umm...RICH?? that one works .... :smile:

    I'm glad to see even a Marine can get embarassed....my little brother is a marine too...very cool!
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    i've heard of those!
    *blushing, yet reminising*
    NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!!
    :blushing: :tongue: :wink:

    :blushing:

    Describe one? ~laughing~

    Betcha wont in Open Forum!
  • beautifulbay
    beautifulbay Posts: 159
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    I think that was a dare .... :wink:
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    too funny...

    umm...RICH?? that one works .... :smile:

    I'm glad to see even a Marine can get embarassed....my little brother is a marine too...very cool!

    Guess it all depends on how much alcohol is in us!

    Where is he stationed? I am in Camp Lejeune, but on my way to Norfolk... with a nice 12 month hitch set up in Bahrain...
  • beautifulbay
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    He's actually out now....was set up in Lejeune as well ...then was sent to Baghdad when the war first started ...served over there for over a year ....home and safe now.
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    This is SOOO the wrong topic to be eating a Banana on!

    :noway:
  • beautifulbay
    beautifulbay Posts: 159
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    wow
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    This is SOOO the wrong topic to be eating a Banana on!

    :noway:

    :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Depends on if you live in California or not.....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_California
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
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    He's actually out now....was set up in Lejeune as well ...then was sent to Baghdad when the war first started ...served over there for over a year ....home and safe now.

    Not too many Marines get the wonderful world of Baghdad for a year!

    I spent my time in:
    Falujah - 14 m
    Al Asad - 1.5 m
    Taqaddum - 1.5 m
    Iskandaria - 1 m
    Ramadi - 2 w
    Al Qaim - 3 w
    Waleed - 1 w
    Trebil - 1 w
    Rutbah - 1 w
    Rawah - 1 w
    Haditha - 1 w

    One day when Iraq is a tourist place, I will be able to be a guide around the desert in the "mother land"

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