Identity theft???

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  • Vince_1964
    Vince_1964 Posts: 359 Member
    Are they at least lifting heavy weights to make you look good?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Were you probed?:cry:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.

    I can't tell if you are being deliciously ironic or extremely gullible.

    Do you really think that he was robbed? Come on people! The whole joke is that someone is doing weights and not cardio at the gym!

    Jesus, you too?

    That **** is no joke. They probably stole a kidney, too.


    Some people....man..
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    jimmy, don't sweat it man...
    you need to google how to steal someone ELSE's identity, that will even it out.
    just make sure the gym they belong to is close to you.
    ahahahaha too funny!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.

    I can't tell if you are being deliciously ironic or extremely gullible.

    Do you really think that he was robbed? Come on people! The whole joke is that someone is doing weights and not cardio at the gym!

    Jesus, you too?

    That **** is no joke. They probably stole a kidney, too.


    Some people....man..

    He has two! Missing kidney = weight loss! SCORE!!!
  • ShaeSweetie
    ShaeSweetie Posts: 156 Member
    check your **** for a few red bumps....if they are there..then you know what happened...if they are not there..then they probably just fondled eachother as you fell asleep because they roofied you..duhhhh! mystery solved!
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
    This one time.....my friend had his identity stolen by his ex-girl and he left her house swiss-cheesed up.
  • curtnrod
    curtnrod Posts: 223 Member
    Wow! I can't believe they have the audacity to lift weights instead of only doing cardio. They are totally abusing your gym membership. I would join a different gym where they don't allow those types of shenanigans to go on when your membership is stolen
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    The girls who stole your id will be very easy to find.

    Just go down the gym and look for someone who looks like you but with breasts. It's your photo id they are using after all.

    But then that says something about just how lovely these gals were.
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
    I'm confused - is this the Robbed by sexy women in a hotel Urban Myth?. The Identity fraud Urban Myth?. The kidney theft Urban Myth? The fact he missed all the fun or simply highlights the need to stop being gullible and grow some.

    AND, they go to the same gym even though they are from somewhere else (I assume as you 'were' in a hotel)
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Were you probed?:cry:

    They weren't aliens...sheesh
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Were you probed?:cry:

    They weren't aliens...sheesh
    You don't know....they are trying to blend in.:angry:
    Also they don't have to be alien to probe him...maybe he asked them too:cry::love:
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Were you probed?:cry:

    They weren't aliens...sheesh
    You don't know....they are trying to blend in.:angry:
    Also they don't have to be alien to probe him...maybe he asked them too:cry::love:


    Sorry... I see probe... I think aliens...and I bet that they were aliens if they are lifting weights and not doing cardio
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    Ummm...this sounds like a joke to me.
    Wow, glad you think identity theft is such a joke. Jesus, you're a peach.

    You are just the girl I am looking for

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