XXX RATED AT THE OFFICE!!!

The_New_Christina
The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
So, I'm sitting here at my desk working and out of the other office (my female coworker) I hear another female coworker moaning and saying

"Oh, yeah, that feels really good." :noway:
"Right there, yeah" :laugh:
"Lower, a little harder" :tongue:
"Faster" :blushing:

I guess the one gal was scratchin the other gals back, but man, that sounded sooooo XXX rated!!! Great way to begin my Friday!! :drinker:

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  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    bump
  • ptjolsen
    ptjolsen Posts: 365 Member
    awww i thought this was gonna be a good one! ;)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Come scratch my back.
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    Entered thread, hoping for pics. Left disappointed
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    In my office, there would have actually been some XXX rated **** going on.

    Right now, plans are being made for all the booze and food to buy for a birthday party tonight. Hookers are still being debated.
  • Coolhand1969
    Coolhand1969 Posts: 821 Member
    In my office, there would have actually been some XXX rated **** going on.

    Right now, plans are being made for all the booze and food to buy for a birthday party tonight. Hookers are still being debated.

    where can I apply?
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    Actually...I have an "itch" that needs "scratching" too.
  • kenmunson333
    kenmunson333 Posts: 51 Member
    I never answer the cell phone when I'm using the rest room, except for one day when I was anxiously waiting for a call back. wouldn't you know they called back while I was in the rest room in a stall. So my side of the conversation consisted of:

    "Yes.....yes...ohhh......yes....that's good.......that's good....yes.....yes.....yes.....awesome!"

    Only after I hung up did I realize how that might have sounded to anyone else who might have walked in on it!
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    In my office, there would have actually been some XXX rated **** going on.

    Right now, plans are being made for all the booze and food to buy for a birthday party tonight. Hookers are still being debated.

    Skip the hookers, you can just go recruit girls who would be hooking it anyway at a college campus and get them to come for free booze. :-) (I was a secretary for my friend's "escort" agency briefly, trust me on this!)
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Entered thread, hoping for pics. Left disappointed

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  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Nails sharpened...:bigsmile:
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    I never answer the cell phone when I'm using the rest room, except for one day when I was anxiously waiting for a call back. wouldn't you know they called back while I was in the rest room in a stall. So my side of the conversation consisted of:

    "Yes.....yes...ohhh......yes....that's good.......that's good....yes.....yes.....yes.....awesome!"

    Only after I hung up did I realize how that might have sounded to anyone else who might have walked in on it!

    Were you like screaming yes? Or whispering low? That could make a difference in interpreting. lol
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    In my office, there would have actually been some XXX rated **** going on.

    Right now, plans are being made for all the booze and food to buy for a birthday party tonight. Hookers are still being debated.

    where can I apply?

    Yeah, what type of establishment is this? We need to know.
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
    There is a girl a my office who often needs me to massage a spot on her neck, and she does the same for me. We both work out and it usually comes up after a day of lifting. We often joke and make the comments about harder and right there. We laugh that one of these days someone will walk by and stop outside the door and wonder what we are doing.
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I need a co-worker like that to scratch my back!!!
  • CaseyP1207
    CaseyP1207 Posts: 148 Member
    Now my back itches....
  • Phillip_LightWeight
    Phillip_LightWeight Posts: 6
    lol nice hahah
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