I would gladly beat someone to death......

digitalbill
digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
...for a five guys burger right now. I don't know why I have this craving and there is a five guys 1.3 miles away.
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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I don't even want to know what you'd do for a Klondike bar then...
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    There is one 200 feet from me, I'll getcha one.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    There is one 200 feet from me, I'll getcha one.
    Oh my god.
    There is no WAY I could ever work where you are right now.
    The smell is like a dirty, dirty, vixen. Tempting me with her forbidden fruit of ground meat goodness.
  • I would gladly beat someone to death.........just to see (and maybe drink) the blood, to see how creative I could be, and for a pound of candy corn. I love that stuff. XD

    as for a Klondike bar, I've never had one... so lol.

    and I've never had a five guys burger. and I don't intend to unless it is made out of tofu. I'm a vegetarian... (unless there is pepperoni or Crab Rangoon. and a few other shellfish dishes.... so maybe I'm a selective omnivore.)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Oh my god.
    There is no WAY I could ever work where you are right now.
    The smell is like a dirty, dirty, vixen. Tempting me with her forbidden fruit of ground meat goodness.

    It is, but I've been here for a while and I don't even notice the smell when the door opens and the wind blows.
    I know what you mean about the dirty vixen, Taco Bell is my dirty vixen slave.
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I had never heard of them until my hubby came home yesterday and said they are building one near us... Since he is building it, I will go :) I've heard they are amazing :)
  • They are pretty good! But, I have other Burgers that are better near us so, I am good. :-) Their fries on the other hand!! LMBO!!!

    My dirty Vixen is Pizza, in general! :)
  • SarahofTwins
    SarahofTwins Posts: 1,169 Member
    A five guys burger loaded...oh the madness of such bliss :sad: lol STAY STRONG :drinker:
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    ...for a five guys burger right now. I don't know why I have this craving and there is a five guys 1.3 miles away.
    Whoa...that's one dangerous craving.
    I suggest getting that burger...
    just log it.
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    I would gladly beat someone to death.........just to see (and maybe drink) the blood, to see how creative I could be, and for a pound of candy corn. I love that stuff. XD

    as for a Klondike bar, I've never had one... so lol.

    and I've never had a five guys burger. and I don't intend to unless it is made out of tofu. I'm a vegetarian... (unless there is pepperoni or Crab Rangoon. and a few other shellfish dishes.... so maybe I'm a selective omnivore.)

    Wait wait wait... now I know we're had our own misunderstanding elsewhere on the forums but... you're a vegetarian that would consider drinking blood? That makes zero sense to me.
  • bpwparents
    bpwparents Posts: 359 Member
    Just get it withouth the bun to save a little bit of calories. That's what I did today. I had in mind to go to Wendy's and get a chicken sandwich but then I saw they have a portabella bacon burger out. Yummm. Just couldn't resist it. It was worth every stinkin calorie and gram of fat!
  • If I'm going to stack up some calories to splurge on a burger, its DEFINATELY going to be 5 Guys! I'll run an extra 4 miles for that!
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,286 Member
    I don't even want to know what you'd do for a Klondike bar then...
    hahahah
  • Don't do it, man. A Five Guys burger isn't worth being the size of five guys!! :)

    Make a better, healthier burger at home for dinner tonight tho!!
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    ...for a five guys burger right now. I don't know why I have this craving and there is a five guys 1.3 miles away.

    I've never been but I"m pretty sure there's one in the state (Rhode Island, everything's close). What's good there? So I know when I want to splurge! :)
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    I had this same craving two days ago.... I gave in :(
    But in my defense I had a big workout in the morning, and had a substantial amount of calories to eat back, I'd missed dinner and had only edamame beans as a pre-dinner snack.... it's my story and I"m sticking to it. A 5 Guys burger is the most delicious burger created.
  • laurenellenmarie
    laurenellenmarie Posts: 331 Member
    Oh man, understood.
    My job is smack dab in the middle of a Wendy's, Long John Silvers, Arby's and Papa Johns. It always smells like food outside!
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member

    I've never been but I"m pretty sure there's one in the state (Rhode Island, everything's close). What's good there? So I know when I want to splurge! :)

    Jr. Bacon burger with fries--you only need a small fry. In fact, my husband and I always share a small fry (It's a pretty big order).
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    I work about 100 yards away from a red robin. Dang bottomless fries...
  • DMW914
    DMW914 Posts: 368 Member
    They are pretty good! But, I have other Burgers that are better near us so, I am good. :-) Their fries on the other hand!! LMBO!!!

    My dirty Vixen is Pizza, in general! :)

    ^ that^
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    The burgers are okay.. But the fries are amazing.

    If you run there and only eat half, does that make it okay? :D
  • geebusuk
    geebusuk Posts: 3,348 Member
    I'd expect it'd burn a good few calories beating someone to death, but maybe not quite enough?
    Might need to make it a few people!

    Or go for a cycle/run and pick one up on the way back when you've hit the calories in the burger - you get fitter and the burger too!
  • HRCephei
    HRCephei Posts: 85 Member
    Five Guys has nothing on In-and-Out. Now there's a burger worth inflicting bodily damage over..
  • JenG_2011
    JenG_2011 Posts: 79 Member
    constantly in the argument over which burger is better.. 5 Guys or Steak N Shake. Both are of the devil and sink my calorie goal everytime I give in. If you can handle just getting the Little Hamburger (one patty, not 2) plain it is 480 Calories... then if you just ran 4.5 miles it kind of equals out. Depends on whether you think that is worth it or not.
  • margaretrican
    margaretrican Posts: 16 Member
    Lately, pizza has been my weakness................been really bad lately but trying to get back on track.
  • KyleB65
    KyleB65 Posts: 1,196 Member
    LOL!

    A 5 Guys burger is almost worth a murder conviction! :-)

    I caved in today and bought/ate a small bag of BBQ chips!

    The up side is I rode my bike to work so I have some wiggle room in my calories.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    I did it.
    1 burger "All the way"
    1 medium Root beer
    1 "small" cajun fry.
    My wife already chastized me and informed me that we were going for a LONG walk when I get home.
    She was supposed to take Zumba tonight but is skipping just to force me out of the house tonight.


    And yes, it WAS worth it.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Oh god, the cajun fries.

    I wish there were a Five Guys closer to me. It's like 15 miles away. :/
  • margaretrican
    margaretrican Posts: 16 Member
    I did it.
    1 burger "All the way"
    1 medium Root beer
    1 "small" cajun fry.
    My wife already chastized me and informed me that we were going for a LONG walk when I get home.
    She was supposed to take Zumba tonight but is skipping just to force me out of the house tonight.


    And yes, it WAS worth it.



    Dont worry it happens to the best of us! :tongue:
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    Mmmm... I'm having a burger tonight. Won't be on par with 5 guys but.... I'd happily do violence for a big ol' bowl of carmel popcorn right now though.