NO I DON"T NEED YOUR HELP!

apriltrainer
apriltrainer Posts: 732 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Stop trying to sell me you darnr shakes. DO I really look like I need them? No. No. Just stopped at the health food store to pick up some vitamins....and the overweight clerk wants to sell me GNC shakes

I HATE Shakes. They don't fill me up. I need to chew.

And what is it with pm's from people wanting to sell me shakeology and be my coach? Is there something WRONG with the way I look? I don't think so. I am happy. I am using MFP simply to maintain.

I don't want your advice. I don't need it. If I want it I will search out a thread on it. I don't need your PM about how your magic shake will help me lose weight.

Right there...I've already been offended. I am an ok weight. I want to maintain. I DON't WANT YOUR HELP. Shakes for me are NOT NECESSARY!

If you are going to give me advice..you BETTER look WAY better than me and be able to do the pose I am doing in my photo. If you can't..don't tell me WHAT to do fitness wise or diet wise. If it works for you...GREAT. What works for me is great. STOP giving me advice and teling me my food diary sucks.
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  • GasGas450
    GasGas450 Posts: 11 Member
    Amen, Sister. Amen.
  • _stephanie0
    _stephanie0 Posts: 708 Member
    you're my favourite.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Fitspo.jpg
  • islandnutshel
    islandnutshel Posts: 1,143 Member
    I love your profile pic. I would like to add vitamons to the list. Maybe I should be taking them but I can't see them as food either.
    But I am not here to feed the weight loss industry. So I am so with you on that vent.
  • joankpoirier
    joankpoirier Posts: 281 Member
    LOL I love IT!! I hear ya. I do have shakes but I want my food tooooo
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Every time I get one of those PM's or see one of those threads.....

    KLJ2H.gif
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    I got the same PM from somebody completely random about Shakeology yesterday. I told her to go away and she replied "can I still add you as a friend".. :indifferent:
  • asticoral
    asticoral Posts: 99
    OMG, I am SO going to try to replicate your profile pic! I can do 5 one legged squats :tongue:

    Love the rant :laugh:
  • hiker359
    hiker359 Posts: 577 Member
    Yup, you definitely don't need no stinking shakes. You look fabulous!
  • Growtinymusclesgrow
    Growtinymusclesgrow Posts: 152 Member
    Hey, are you looking for some shakes to assist your fitness goals? I have these shakes, they are called "Shakes to make your body perfect"! They are awesome, you drink just one and you will wake up perfect. One shake us only $1,000,000,000,000.00! It will chande your life! Or your money back, minus shipping and handling of course! Hahah....
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member

    And what is it with pm's from people wanting to sell me shakeology and be my coach? Is there something WRONG with the way I look? I don't think so. I am happy. I am using MFP simply to maintain.

    Report them immediately. It is against TOS for them to be pushing that crap on this website. You'll be doing everyone a favour. Of course, they'll just create a new username, but it's easier to spot them when they've just joined and don't have many posts. So, still a plus.
  • Ms_Steel
    Ms_Steel Posts: 125
    you are the bomb.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
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  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    WIN!!!!
  • danaweston
    danaweston Posts: 82
    rock ON
    sister!!!
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    I can do that pose, but I think you look better than I do.
  • Elen_Sia
    Elen_Sia Posts: 638 Member
    Word up, April, word up! I still wish I was your next-door neighbor! :flowerforyou:
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    Tell em' you'll shake your foot right up their a**!

    Damn - I couldn't even begin to do what you're doing in your profile pic! ROCK ON!
  • apriltrainer
    apriltrainer Posts: 732 Member
    One thing I do need help on...is my proofreading.

    SO EMBARRASED that I made so many typos in my angry rant filled post.

    Is there a shake to fix that??
  • Melonhead
    Melonhead Posts: 168
    One thing I do need help on...is my proofreading.

    SO EMBARRASED that I made so many typos in my angry rant filled post.

    Is there a shake to fix that??

    No, but I am offering a special on my Punctuation90X program
  • annmedford71
    annmedford71 Posts: 32 Member
    girl i wish i could do what your doing in your pic. rock on!
  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219
    Stop trying to sell me you darnr shakes. DO I really look like I need them? No. No. Just stopped at the health food store to pick up some vitamins....and the overweight clerk wants to sell me GNC shakes

    I HATE Shakes. They don't fill me up. I need to chew.

    And what is it with pm's from people wanting to sell me shakeology and be my coach? Is there something WRONG with the way I look? I don't think so. I am happy. I am using MFP simply to maintain.

    I don't want your advice. I don't need it. If I want it I will search out a thread on it. I don't need your PM about how your magic shake will help me lose weight.

    Right there...I've already been offended. I am an ok weight. I want to maintain. I DON't WANT YOUR HELP. Shakes for me are NOT NECESSARY!

    If you are going to give me advice..you BETTER look WAY better than me and be able to do the pose I am doing in my photo. If you can't..don't tell me WHAT to do fitness wise or diet wise. If it works for you...GREAT. What works for me is great. STOP giving me advice and teling me my food diary sucks.

    Dont feel bad. My aunt was harrassed too at GNC. The damn sales clerk wouldnt leave her alone about the protein shakes so she bought them just to shut him up and get out of the store. Currently Im drinking them because she didnt like them.

    BTW- You look great! :smile:
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Hey it beats the herbalife PMs.
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    High Five! Er, as soon as you stand up. :wink:
  • artickb22
    artickb22 Posts: 411 Member
    I've been fortunate to not have been solicited thus far! I would just block anyone who tried. I have to chew as well. Shakes and things have never bided well with me. Besides I am (trying) to practice 'clean eating' so anything processed and made into a food source is not for me at this time. Stand your ground! you look great and I'm envious of your pose! ;-)
  • k8lyn_235
    k8lyn_235 Posts: 507 Member
    One thing I do need help on...is my proofreading.

    SO EMBARRASED that I made so many typos in my angry rant filled post.

    Is there a shake to fix that??

    No, but I am offering a special on my Punctuation90X program

    lmao at both of these!

    totally agree, though. i hate it when people try to force those stupid shakes on me!!
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    One thing I do need help on...is my proofreading.

    SO EMBARRASED that I made so many typos in my angry rant filled post.

    Is there a shake to fix that??

    No, but I am offering a special on my Punctuation90X program

    ROTFLMFAO
  • mom2handh1975
    mom2handh1975 Posts: 224 Member
    One thing I do need help on...is my proofreading.

    SO EMBARRASED that I made so many typos in my angry rant filled post.

    Is there a shake to fix that??

    No, but I am offering a special on my Punctuation90X program

    ^^^ LMAO!!!
  • reegordon
    reegordon Posts: 97 Member
    I've never had that problem on here but I have on facebook.....and I'm in better shape than the "coach" !
  • Poorgirls_Diet
    Poorgirls_Diet Posts: 528 Member
    I get these emails all the time about shakeology, Isagenex etc. I think they must look at peoples ticker or something. In one day I got about 10 emails from people pushing their shakes onto me. I think my friends on here were thinking I was bonkers because they weren't targeted and getting emails but I am glad that other people can confirm this sh1t does happen!! I used to be friends with a girl on here who had supposedly lost 191lbs on these shakes but when asked for photos for inspiration she used to change the subject constantly and then her weight went back to zero in a month. She was using the site to get customers and used to tell me that I will never be able to do it unless I have these shakes. Fair enough I don't look half as good as you in your picture which is why I have my cat in my profile picture because he looks cuter than me and doesn't have to lose weight.

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