What would your perfect 'food day' be if...

So I then got this idea about driving a cheescake truck
Cause I figured at the end of the day I could dake the leftover cheesecakes home
And I love cheesecake
So I went to the cheesecake company
And they asked me if I could drive a truck
And I said yes
And they said your hired
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
And i drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
So I pulled over and opened the truck and got a cheesecake
And I also took one for later
And i took one for my friend farm boy
And I took one to bring home
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
So I took another one
So then I figured I might as well stop by my house to drop off all the cheesecakes
So I take five ckaes to eat on the way
and I drive another block and a half to my house
Now its lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes
And a cheesecake for dessert
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious
Anyway, I decided the only thing to do would be to eat all
the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town
And I miss everybody alot
But Im not very sorry
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes

(Cheesecake Truck by King Missile)

I think I would wake up and spend 2 hours on the elliptical, Level 12, full force... then spend the rest of my day (guilt-free) in the Food Network studios, sampling mini-portions of everything that all my favorite chefs had made that day, starting with Bobby Flay's barbeque... Mmmmmmm.......

Lobster, shrimp, medium rare filet mignon and I'm in heaven. Then a sliver of cheesecake and a ripe strawberry.

THIS!!! And a big fat greasy cheese burger and fries with ranch. Aauuuuhhhhhh........................

Breakfast:

REALLY good smoked salmon on homemade bagel with cream cheese and chives with some fresh orange juice and two eggs overeasy (farm fresh) with a side of smoked bacon.

Lunch:

Homemade linguini with white wine clam sauce and fresh flaked parmesan cheese with a side of fresh italian bread drizzled with a nice olive oil and topped with a pinch of garlic and sea salt.

Dinner:

Beautiful 2" thick cut filet mignon cooked medium rare with a brazilian spice rub, side of red mashed potatoes with a little garlic and chives and fresh made irish butter, side of asparagus with well-made hollandaise sauce, and baked banana with thin layer of carmelized sugar with a drizzle of honey and cinnamon on top for dessert.

Yeah, I've never put much thought into this

I would eat all the food people b**** about as unhealthy.

Pizza buffet--don't even judge me! On the flip side, tons of oysters and beer.

Alot of Lobster
Alot of Bacon
Alot of Poptarts
Alot of Ice Cream

That should do it.

Breakfast:

REALLY good smoked salmon on homemade bagel with cream cheese and chives with some fresh orange juice and two eggs overeasy (farm fresh) with a side of smoked bacon.

Lunch:

Homemade linguini with white wine clam sauce and fresh flaked parmesan cheese with a side of fresh italian bread drizzled with a nice olive oil and topped with a pinch of garlic and sea salt.

Dinner:

Beautiful 2" thick cut filet mignon cooked medium rare with a brazilian spice rub, side of red mashed potatoes with a little garlic and chives and fresh made irish butter, side of asparagus with well-made hollandaise sauce, and baked banana with thin layer of carmelized sugar with a drizzle of honey and cinnamon on top for dessert.

Yeah, I've never put much thought into this

Can I join you PLEASE?

start morning with all of the bacon in the world, and also a bunch of fruit loops or something

for first lunch, panera bread. french onion soup + greek salad

... and for second lunch, a whole pepperoni + onion + feta pizza to myself

for dinner, a big plate of creamy fettuccine alfredo

and for dinner, an ice cream cake with a platter of fudge and cookie dough on the side

Breakfast:

REALLY good smoked salmon on homemade bagel with cream cheese and chives with some fresh orange juice and two eggs overeasy (farm fresh) with a side of smoked bacon.

Lunch:

Homemade linguini with white wine clam sauce and fresh flaked parmesan cheese with a side of fresh italian bread drizzled with a nice olive oil and topped with a pinch of garlic and sea salt.

Dinner:

Beautiful 2" thick cut filet mignon cooked medium rare with a brazilian spice rub, side of red mashed potatoes with a little garlic and chives and fresh made irish butter, side of asparagus with well-made hollandaise sauce, and baked banana with thin layer of carmelized sugar with a drizzle of honey and cinnamon on top for dessert.

Yeah, I've never put much thought into this

I'll have what you're having.

Seriously though...

Willpower means I won't have a perfect food day since I'll either stop at having one bite or not eat any of it.

Breakfast: Denver Omelette
Lunch: A hearty BLT with an banana
Dinner: Steak, baked potato w/salsa, salad w/Blue Cheese dressing; And a craft beer of some kind to wash it down.

This assumes I'll be getting in a 20-30 mile bike that day, too. If no bike, then Italian dressing instead.

Champagne, who needs a starter

Lobster, rare chateaubriand, dauphenoise potatoes, asparagus. Accompanied by a very nice red, Chateau Thames Embankment

Cheese board with scottish rough oatcakes, grapes and a full bodied red.

Cortado/Macchiatto

Nothing else needed that day

First I'd drive to my local apple orchard and pick fresh apples. Then I'd swing by the local farmers market and purchase all fresh produce. I'd go from there to the nearest forest where I'd fashion a spear out of wood and I'd fetch my own meat. On my way home I'd stop by every corn field and BURN THEM SH*TS TO THE GROUND SON, while cussing out the grain industry and flashing my own natural-foods gang signs (we wear earth-colored hats yo). With my remaining riches, I'd start another anti-dairy campaign to educate the masses on the dangers of milk.















Seriously though I'd probably eat buttloads of sushi.

It seems that most people have no idea what the point of this post was...

My perfect day would be oatmeal in the morning
About a 500 calorie lunch, vegetarian, no dairy, oil, or butter.
About a 500 cal dinner, vegetarian with no dairy, butter, or oil.
A light snack after dinner, maybe some fruit.