Embarrasing wardrobe malfunctions
pooleekylie
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I know everyone has had one. Amuse me with your misfortune.
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One of my first years teaching swimming lessons. I was wearing a suit that was not so tight on the top...
I was teaching a 4yr old. "MISS RACHEL! DON'T LET ME GO!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!".... Yeah. Full frontal for all the parents as he grabbed in desperation at my chest. He giggled and then swam off. I'm still convinced his Dad put him up to it.0 -
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Okay I'll share mine. I decided to go to class in a cute, little sundress once. It was about a mile walk to my building from where I parked. Little did I know that every time I took a step, my backpack was inching the back of my dress up. By the time I felt a nice breeze on my derriere, everyone had already seen my panties. Lots of snickering faces behind me.0 -
I gave a presentation to high school kids at a career fair. I kept leaning over a very wide table to hand them things. I heard a few snickers...no big deal, they're high school kids, right? This one particular group of 5-6 boys kept coming back to my table. Only later did I realize my shirt was unbuttoned and they could see the whole front of my bra...and everything in it!0
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I was at the water park with my daughter. My bathing suit top was not tight enough and my youngest grabbed me trying to get out of the water. There were some people that got an eye full.0
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Tend to have a habit of wearing short, floaty dresses. Let's just say they are not made for walking along a major street. Traffic goes by and the skirts tend to lift. Showed my goodies to everyone on Sunset Blvd one day0
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I tried to climb a tree in Central Park, except I don't know how to climb trees and more important, I don't know how to get down from trees. I was wearing a dress and had no idea how to get down to the ground. There was some help from friends, and the hem of my dress was somewhere around my waist and a whole lot of New York got a good look at my underthings.
But I wear short dresses a lot, so I think a lot of people have gotten accidental glimpses of my bottom. It doesn't really bother me all that much, though.
Last night I was wearing a top that was really loose and baggy on the top and my boobs kept popping out. Luckily, I was at a drag show and I don't think a single person there cared about seeing boobs.0 -
Also, I once accidentally burned a giant hole in the front of my skirt.
I had to go to the store and buy a new outfit with a burnt skirt. That was fun.0 -
I once ripped the crotch of my pants wide open while umpiring a Little League game....of 9 and 10 year old girls....in the first inning. Yeah, that made for a long, awkward day.
Met a few mothers with safety pins though, actually wait, that was awkward too because one of them helped me get the hole closed.0 -
At a wedding. I was the maid of honor. I was dancing with this 14 year old girl who pretty much attached herself to me. She was trying to teach me "how to get low," but my dress was too tight around my legs so I hiked it up. Yeah...hiked it up a bit too high and ended up flashing everyone behind me...:noway:0
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This thread should require pics.....just sayin....0
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I hated giving presentations in middle school, well in 6th grade we had to give a presentation on our family. I had worn white pants and decided to drop ketchup on the crotch during lunch, right before my presentation and on the plus side my fly was open during the whole thing lol0
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I sewed my own maternity skirt and made it extra loose.
I wore to to church and when we stood to sing a hymn my skirt fell down around my ankles. I had a slip on, but it was still embarrassing.0 -
This thread should require pics.....just sayin....
This must be what you were hoping for. :flowerforyou:
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On a beach, bent down to pick up a shell and the snap of my bikini broke. That was a show. This guy who passed me just had the biggest smile on his face. I was 16 and wanted to die.....0
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Yeah decided to wear no undies one day, so yup went to the bathroom and forgot to pull zipper up... yup check that zipper EVERYTIME now.. lol0
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Two for me, both recent enough to still make me blush.
Took my son to a water park in Turkey last month, on coming down a particularly scary slide I parted company with my bathing suit top to the delight of the watching Dads and the horror of my 13 year old son. I had to stand covering my modesty until the next person down the slide collected my top!!!
Having lost a lot of weight I have bought an entirely new wardrobe including underwear. I went to work recently in a dress. Throughout the morning it became apparent that my underwear was too big but when walking over a crossing at lunchtime then fell right down to my ankles. I stepped out of them, smiled at the watching drivers and carried on walking, leaving the panties on the crossing!!0 -
I was wearing a skirt I absolutely loved one day while out shopping with friends. We had been to a couple of stores, so I'm not sure when the mishap occurred or how many people saw it, but at store #3 a random lady came up to me and told me the entire back seam of my skirt had split wide open. I had a gaping hole from the hem to my waist...and I was wearing a thong. Not sure how my friends didn't notice and warn me earlier on0
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I was wearing a tube top that I made when I was about 15 years old..I was also very active in my little sisters life so as I was putting her in the car seat my ladies popped out...but I didn't even know..the only person that saw was my then boyfriend..So embarrassing he said "You might want to put those back" LMBO I had nooo idea what he was talking about until I caught his downward glance. OH my goodness, I can't believe I actually told anyone that story.0
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I was playing badminton in the final of the local county championship, was feeling warm and decided to dash to the side of the court and pull my sweatshirt off, ran back onto the court and felt soooo much cooler, looked down and wanted to cry, my t-shirt was inside-out wrapped around my sweatshirt at the side of the court! Photographer from the local newspaper didn't miss a trick, hey ho, I made the sports page!0
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I was wearing a short-ish skirt while shopping with my sister one time in Nordstrom's. I had a spanx underneath, and was wearing pantyhose. The pantyhose suddenly slid right off the spanx and down to my ankles, right in the middle of the store! I was horrified!!! I ducked into the back of the shoe department, yanked them up, and emerged to the perplexed looks on the faces of the shoe clerks and my sister laughing at me.
Don't try to wear spanx with pantyhose. Ever.:laugh:0 -
So, I've lost quite a bit of weight and continue to try to make my "old" wardrobe work cuz I've a few, well 35-40 more pounds I wanna drop.........
Out playing with my kids and down dropped my pants, belt and all (funny although they were hanging on with all their might, my panties almost joined the group, lol). Mind you, my neighbors on both sides of me were out that day as well, the men on one side putting up a shed and a lady and her daughter.....VERY embarrassing! As I am very new to the community and offered a "WELCOME!" to them all.
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hahahahaha! These are hilarious!!!0
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This thread should require pics.....just sayin....
^^This
If there are no pics, it didn't happen!0 -
Having lost a lot of weight I have bought an entirely new wardrobe including underwear. I went to work recently in a dress. Throughout the morning it became apparent that my underwear was too big but when walking over a crossing at lunchtime then fell right down to my ankles. I stepped out of them, smiled at the watching drivers and carried on walking, leaving the panties on the crossing!!
This is the most winning story I have heard all year!0 -
When I was 16 I used to bodysurf a lot, and was trying to impress a (8 years older) surfer I had a thing for, so I wore a halterneck bikini one day instead of my usual tight singlet/short shorts combo (it was practical and the surf was cold!).
I was walking back into shore when a dumper wave hit me from behind and popped the back of my bikini undone (one of those plastic snaps ones), next thing it flies up over & off my ta-tas and is swinging around my neck. Thankfully he didn't see! Just the rest of the people on the beach.
I did end up with him that summer though, apparently he'd noticed me long before my bikini-attention-seeking attempt!0 -
Before starting my weight loss journey, I wore a really cute skirt and jacket to work. Halfway through the day, I noticed a big rip down the seam in the back of the skirt, below the zipper. Thankfully my jacket was long enough to cover it. Unfortunately, it was warm enough that day it looked a little odd that I kept it on all day. It wasn't really my wake up call to lose weight, but it helped.0
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I had a blue and black lace V neck dress that had a beautiful dip waaaay down the back for my junor prom. but it was a rush buy because of my super small frame. we couldnt alter it enough, so my date (now my fiance) recieved a call to buy double sided tape. We did the best we could.....but Greg went a little crazy on a romantic, dramatic dip........and my ladies made an appearance for the entire school to see. small school....i know everyone saw. greg was oblivious. after that incident i seriously considered just borrowing a stapler.0
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My boyfriend and I were heading back to his place after attending a wedding. We decided to have a fancy dinner with some wine but he didn't have any in his apartment. I volunteered to go to the liquor store just up the street and pick some up while he started preparing the food. Everything was going just fine until I walked back out of the store to get into the car. It had suddenly become very windy...and I, of course, was wearing a dress. All of the fine gentlemen inside got a good look at my panties from behind.
And then there was yesterday. I wore a dress (different one!) to work that I haven't worn in a couple of weeks. I had no idea until I caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror that I've apparently lost enough weight to make the arm holes seem much wider than they were when I bought the dress. My bra was perfectly visible through the side of my dress nearly the whole day...and I didn't bring a jacket. And I'm not talking about the straps or side of the bra either.0 -
There are a few that I could tell; was in the bathroom when my partner got into a foot chase, I pulled myself together as quickly as I could to back him but in my haste did not tighten my pants belt. As I was catching up I catching up I could feel with each step everything from the waist down start moving South. I was more concerned with helping my partner than stopping to hike everything up so I kept going. He caught the suspect and after a short ground grapple he was cuffed and secured. I hiked things back in place and figured when we got back to the station I would tidy myself up. I was greeted in the sally port with a dollar bills and a SGT. Who handed me a citation for indecent exposure. Then there was the time I was training for bicycle duty and we were doing tactical dismounts, shredded my bike shorts and underwear, everything that was compressed greeted the freedom.0
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I once ripped the crotch of my pants wide open while umpiring a Little League game....of 9 and 10 year old girls....in the first inning. Yeah, that made for a long, awkward day.
Met a few mothers with safety pins though, actually wait, that was awkward too because one of them helped me get the hole closed.
ROLLING!!! THAT'S HOW WE MET!!!0
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