"Secret Ingredient" in Orange Juice

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  • heygurlheyyyy
    heygurlheyyyy Posts: 84 Member
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    Right Click-Save As. That's some funny stuff right there. :laugh:
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member

    Just like tropicana 50. How do you get pure orange juice to have 50% less calories? Oh you add filtered water and use half the actual oj and sell it for the same price.

    Jesus is this actually sold as a product somewhere? That's utterly ridiculous! I *always* water down my orange juice, firstly makes it easier to drink and makes your carton last a lot longer! Dammit i should have patented that as a miracle weight loss diet!!!

    I actually buy Trop50 because I prefer it over regular orange juice and I STILL add ice to it to water it down. I have no idea what's in it. I don't really care. It's fewer calories and still tastes like an orange without me having to peel it. Maybe that's lazy but I call it cuticle preservation. :tongue:
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    1) Nothing beats fresh-squeezed.
    2) Juice is too much sugar. Eat the damned orange.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
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    Right Click-Save As. That's some funny stuff right there. :laugh:

    Took me a second of staring at it to get it but then I giggled a lot...
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    What's next, steaks made out of cow?
  • FinallyFindingLisa
    FinallyFindingLisa Posts: 222 Member
    i thought this post would be about vodka

    HOW DARE YOU DILUTE YOUR PERFECTLY GOOD VODKA WITH ORANGES!!! YOUR POOR CHILDREN!!! *Shakes head sadly*.

    LMAO - THIS!!!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    holy necro-post, batman!

    i like the fact that the time lapse between last consecutive post and it's resurrection is close to the gestational period of a human. kinda like the thread said "brb, pregnant."
    and then "back, with baby."
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    Wait... hold on... you're telling me there are ORANGES in my orange juice?!
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    WHAT?!! Are you meaning to tell me that orange juice has bits of...ORANGES in it?! That's preposterous. Totally unreasonable and unhealthy. Next thing you're gonna tell me is orange marmalade has orange peels in it. SAVE THE CHILDREN.

    And yet, they market garbage like Nutella to kids and their gullible mommies because it's loaded with hazelnuts and "a hint of cocoa".

    i know a lot of people who swear nutella is healthy. im like, "sure is......for a jar of chocolate." dont get me wrong, i eat it by the spoonfull....but its candy.

    i suppose this means the pulp in my orange juice.....isnt made of grapes? :(
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    1) Nothing beats fresh-squeezed.
    2) Juice is too much sugar. Eat the damned orange.

    if you fresh squeeze it instead of eating it, the sugar would be the same.
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    The main problem with all foods is the pesticide residue they contain. Recently, some orange juice makers had their juices rejected by government watchdogs (imagine that--they were actually doing their jobs!) because of unacceptably high levels of fungicides---which are known carcinogens. Cancer used to be a disease of the fifth decade or later. Now, we have a lot of women getting breast cancer in their twenties and thirties and because they are so young, the cancer is particularly aggressive and lethal. Twenty or thirty years of exposing their bodies to carcinogens in food and our environment are the likely cause. Our ancestors rarely got cancer because they ate pure food and lived in a pure environment and because their immune systems were particularly strong (in the past, a large number of children died of infection of one sort or another---they didn't live long enough to get cancer).

    A couple that we knew BOTH got bowel cancer last year. The wife has already died and the husband only has a couple of weeks to live. They were both 64 when they got the diagnoses. Their parents lived into their eighties. In fact, both of the husband's parents are still living--both are 87. The husband's brother is also dying of a rare defect of the immune system. All the chemicals in our environment and food have made forming a normal immune system impossible. Our children need to be protected from the onslaught of those chemicals as their bodies form.
  • bluecowgirl
    bluecowgirl Posts: 2
    I'll take the high calorie orange juice!!! YUM!!!! over an orange any day!!!
    I have a huge textural problem with foods in my mouth, ugggg (salads look so yummy but it's just not ment to be) and 99% of oranges I just cannot do, i only like clementines during certain months else they get that stringy feeling too

    also, in spring/fall when allergies are out, OJ can help clear your sinuses, i'm juessing the actual fruit can do it to... but the juice is such a treat cause I only drink it in the spring time when I can't breath and omg afterwards i can usually breath!!!

    My client also loves Oj's but in the spring time an extra shot of OJ helps her immune system too with allergies
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    i thought this post would be about vodka


    if you let OJ go a month past its experation date it tastes like vodka

    If you let it go even longer, it takes on a greenish tint and practically carbonates itself. It feels like that same bubbly popping sensation, anyway.
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