What are you kids' nicknames?

Molly_Maguire
Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
Everybody's got one or two nicknames for their kids, but I'm wondering if anyone has names as weird as what we've come up with (we get really bored, sometimes!) for our 8 mo old son, Oliver. Here's a list. Some nicknames are obvious in origin and naturally-occurring, others...not so much.

Ollie
Ollie-Wollie
Polliwog
Ollie Ollie Oxen-Free
BabySon
Hobbler
Hovver
Hovver No-Teef
Mammoose (my word for "monster" when I was little)
Paco Joe-James
Ooodle-Ollie-Oodle-Ollie-Golly-What-A-Day
Monkey Magic
Oliver "Grand Teton" Thomas
Pungus
Cranky-Stanky Snottapotamus (Cranky-Stank for short)

What do you call your kids? I want to hear the weirdest names you've got!
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  • AUChE
    AUChE Posts: 7 Member
    We call our youngest (1-yr old girl) Honey Badger cause she takes what she wants and will eat anything! We love our little Honey Badger.
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Not so strange, but my oldest daughters name is Molly Raye (thats her first name, she has no middle name) and we call her Raye-Raye. My youngest is Haley and we call her Hey-Bugg, or Nicole (he middle name) or just Bug. lol
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    My unborn son's nickname is Tadpole. Has been since the 7 week ultrasound when the nurse said he looked like a tadpole.
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I don't call them anything weird. My daughter is older and does not like to be called anything but Alex so i call her that..or "the girl" lol

    My son I call him either "Bubby" or "Corazon" or "the boy"
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Honey Boo Boo

    my wife goes by "Mama"

    They're into pageants.

    You gave yourself away when you said "They're."

    Mama does not know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're" lol!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I think we're pretty boring with our nick names...

    Son = Cameron (Cam, Cam-Cam, Camera-ameron, Buddy, Baby Boy - Me only)
    Daughter = Colleen (Princess, Baby Girl - Me only, Snugglebug, pretty girl)

    More pet names than anything...
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    My oldest is 5, so we don't have as many nicknames for him as we used to, and my youngest 3, but here are ones I remember.

    DS1 Avery
    A-Rob
    A-Bob
    Avvie
    Big foot
    Tooter Scooter (he had a lot of gas as a baby)
    Rolly poley
    Baby blue

    DS2 Barrett
    Bear
    Baby Bear
    Bear-Bear
    Bearoski
    Bearzitts
    Crankopotumas
    Poops-A-doo


    We still call DS2 Bear a lot, I think that may be one that follows him long term.
  • dme1977
    dme1977 Posts: 537 Member
    my sons is poop-poop. .
    been that one since he was teeny weeny ....
    it is what it is...
    but Id hate to see what its going to be like to grow up with that one... (hes 3 1/2 now) :noway: :laugh:
  • NeonRainbow83
    NeonRainbow83 Posts: 118 Member
    I have an Oliver too, also Ollie. We call him Bollieboo, Olliebear, OllieTom, TomTom, The Boy and Boo.
    I also have a Charlie, he gets called Charl, Charliebob, Barley, Char, little Charl, The baby boy, and Bob.

    When they were in the belly Ollie was Bubbles and Charlie was Bublet.
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
    My 13-year-old step-daughter's name is Drew. We call her Drewsie.

    My 4-year-old little girl has always been Boog/Boogs/Boogsie to her Daddy and sister. I have a feeling it might stick.

    We call our 20-month old little boy Buddy.

    Our kids are hardly ever called by their real names.
  • kanonxbou47
    kanonxbou47 Posts: 265 Member
    I don't have kids, but my cat is named Helen and I call her Hella, Bella, Belen, Hellenacon, Isahella, Hellbel, etc.
    Neko, Treeko, Nekoko, Ko...
    And of course, just Cat.
  • Birdie
    Birdie Posts: 256 Member
    This is not my kids nickname but... Last year in school she had sex education. They learned the word fetus. She was born at only 24 weeks and was tiny. She asked me if she was a fetus. I told her technically no, once the baby comes out it's a baby. But because she was so small she wanted her friends to call her 'fetus'. For a while some of her friends did and it drove me nuts, but they forgot about it over the summer.
  • trackercasey76
    trackercasey76 Posts: 781 Member
    My 8yo son's Name is Hunter he is "Buddy-Roo" or "Huntin' Man"

    My 10yo Daughter's name is Alyssa she is "Sissa" (how she said her name when she was little) ,"Sis" , "Fred" , or "Sissa Fred" and my wife calls her "Girley"
  • my daughter's name is Kainani (beautiful ocean)
    Kai (ocean)
    Nani (beautiful)

    My son? Christian
    babe
    baby
    (can you tell he's my youngest? lol!!!)
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Only son Spencer (5) : Bubby, baby bubby, pookie, Spencer-dencer or Spencie.

    And I call him baby boy.
  • 2dayirun4me
    2dayirun4me Posts: 336 Member
    My sons nickname is Toad
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    No kids but I have a cat. Her nicknames are completely inappropriate for a public forum. :wink:
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    My daughter is baby girl or Nat Attack (her name is Natalie) or Baby-Bubber-bunker-boo or Porta-john-ah :laugh:

    Son is Luke-asuraus or Lukey Boy Godzilla

    My niece is Haley and her's is doodlebug
  • JennMarieFitz
    JennMarieFitz Posts: 73 Member
    My little guy's name is Aiden, but we rarely call him that!

    -Aido
    -Aido Potato
    -Potato
    -Potato Chip
    -Chip
    -Cheeks (He has chubby cheeks)
    -Cheeky
    -Cheeky-lou
    -Lou
    -Lou-Roo
    -Cheeky-Lou-Poof- Poof ( he was wearing a puffy jacket.)
    -Bud
    -Buddy
    -Bub
    -Bubba
    -Lil Man
    -Honey Baby
    -Munkin (A combination of Munchkin and Pumpkin)
    -Munchkin
    -Punkin ('Cuz it's cuter than Pumpkin)
    -Monster.

    It's great to know I'm not the only one with so many silly names I call my kid!
  • bwdcjk
    bwdcjk Posts: 96 Member
    son, Brendon - call him Brendon Wendon (his middle name is Wynne - pronounced like When)
    son, Dallas - call him Dalby (all of his friends call him this now too)
    son, Jace (pronounced like Ace but with a J or like Jas, short for Jason) - call him Jake or Jaker
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    My son I call him either "Bubby" or "Corazon" or "the boy"
    I call my son "Bubby" sometimes, but then that morphed into "Cubby" and the "Cubba". I also used to call him "Honey Bunny" all the time, but then dropped the Honey and just called him "Bunny", and then somehow that turned into "Bunny Bear."

    "Bunny" has become an affectionate term for people I love (and my cat). I call my nieces "Bunny" all the time.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Besides the usual "baby" and "sweet pea"; I call my daughter "monkey" and my son "pumpkin butt".
  • bwdcjk
    bwdcjk Posts: 96 Member
    son, Brendon - call him Brendon Wendon (his middle name is Wynne - pronounced like When)
    son, Dallas - call him Dalby (all of his friends call him this now too)
    son, Jace (pronounced like Ace but with a J or like Jas, short for Jason) - call him Jake or Jaker

    There is a 11 & 10 year age gap between my two oldest and the youngest. So all the older boys' friends call Jace - "baby boy Jace".
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    my sons is poop-poop. .
    been that one since he was teeny weeny ....
    it is what it is...
    but Id hate to see what its going to be like to grow up with that one... (hes 3 1/2 now) :noway: :laugh:

    I'm 29 and my dad still calls me Pooh Bear. In public.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    My two year old is, Big butt, big boy, Little Bastered, Big sausage.

    My seven year old girl: chicken butt, Little Miss, YOU!

    Black cat: Rocky, old man, Kaka the cat. Strong Kitty

    Appollo, fat *kitten*, Big suck!
  • Healthydiner65
    Healthydiner65 Posts: 1,508 Member
    With all the Creepers here why would you give out that info?
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    My four sons nicknames are Moe, Larry, Curly and Are You Sure You're Mine?
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Dill Pickle.
    Dilly.
    Pickle.
    Stinky.
    Buggie.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Honey Boo Boo

    my wife goes by "Mama"

    They're into pageants.

    :huh:
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    I have an Oliver too, also Ollie. We call him Bollieboo, Olliebear, OllieTom, TomTom, The Boy and Boo.
    I also have a Charlie, he gets called Charl, Charliebob, Barley, Char, little Charl, The baby boy, and Bob.

    When they were in the belly Ollie was Bubbles and Charlie was Bublet.

    Why OllieTom? Don't tell me his middle name is Thomas, too! That would just be too weird... :)