that awkward moment

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  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    When the person on the inner thigh machine is really a guy with short shorts...

    OMG THIS!!!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Ummm, I've got candy...just need a van.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    When your in an awkward position and someone walks up and starts chatting

    This happened to me on the inner thigh machine!! While I was on it, an old guy came up to me and asked me how I liked the machine, and told me that it was his favorite one! I really had no comment for him...!

    That is funny because I had a similar experience, I had just been sanitized, and when this female sat down on me to exercise this old man felt the need to tell her I was his favorite one.
  • ndfaninaz
    ndfaninaz Posts: 65
    This is the best thread EVER!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    when you are dancing on the pole and look up to see your daddy.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    When you doing the inner thigh machine in short shorts and theres a guy on a machine facing you

    Hey, if you're going to be sensitive about it, don't use that machine I've been staking out for the last 30 minutes!
  • kraebear
    kraebear Posts: 66
    When you're just sitting there drinking a milkshake and suddenly there are a bunch of guys in your yard.

    I have this problem frequently.
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
    when this post makes me want candy.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    when you are dancing on the pole and look up to see your daddy.

    ...and he's the best tipper you get all night.
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    Ummm, I've got candy...just need a van.

    freecandy.jpg
  • kms1104
    kms1104 Posts: 110 Member
    When you have the milkshake resting between your legs and one of the boys it brings to your yard asks if he can taste it... and you really don't know WHICH milkshake he wants to taste
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    When your daddy offers you a ride home...in...his...van...
  • DPruneda17
    DPruneda17 Posts: 124 Member
    When a guy on MFP just admitted that he IS your inner thigh workout machine...
  • kraebear
    kraebear Posts: 66
    Now it's just getting weird
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    When you have the milkshake resting between your legs and one of the boys it brings to your yard asks if he can taste it... and you really don't know WHICH milkshake he wants to taste

    Yes you do.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Now it's just getting weird

    Has it gotten awkward?
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    when you realize people might actually be getting weirded out by text on the internet.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    When you get in the van & realize the free candy is crappy mints, not the Reese's you were promised :grumble:
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    When you finally get a girl in your van and realize you only have one reese's, your favorite candy bar, left
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    When she asks to lick the wrapper and you really don't want her too.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    When the van starts a rockin' as the fight for the last Reese's ensues...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    That awkward moment when you've belonged to this site less than a month, have made 200 posts and uploaded 12 pictures.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    When the shocks on the van breaks and you realize that the reese's cup are actually black licorice.
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    When you doing the inner thigh machine in short shorts and theres a guy on a machine facing you

    Oh my God... that happened to me,, (I was the guy)... was that you? Umm,, wow, this is even more awkward now.
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    if it was why didn't u say hi?
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    when the licorice melts from the many people in this van
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    calling out the wrong name..hmm mmm...while doing the deed. Or worse, being called the wrong name lol...sorry, had to get off the candy subject, and now I'm the perv in the group ha ha ha!!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    That awkward moment when she asks "why didn't you say hi?"
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    When you realise that 'Free Candy' written on the side of the van was in fact just a campaign to free a political prisoner called Candy who was wrongfully convicted of espionage
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    and yet you performed sexual favors for the Candy anyway.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    When you realize your aunt, who works for government and has been missing for months, is named Candy

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