that awkward moment

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  • kraebear
    kraebear Posts: 66
    When you realise that 'Free Candy' written on the side of the van was in fact just a campaign to free a political prisoner called Candy who was wrongfully convicted of espionage

    I feel like this should be the winning comment. Haha.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    when you relize that all the people in the van with candy dont want to share with you:cry:
  • kms1104
    kms1104 Posts: 110 Member
    ...when he says the wrong name, but you decide not to correct him, because whatever "she" liked is working REALLY well.
  • Seriousmom3
    Seriousmom3 Posts: 164
    When you're just sitting there drinking a milkshake and suddenly there are a bunch of guys in your yard.

    :laugh: hate when my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    calling out the wrong name..hmm mmm...while doing the deed. Or worse, being called the wrong name lol...sorry, had to get off the candy subject, and now I'm the perv in the group ha ha ha!!

    I only ever dated women named "Honey" or "Baby."
  • kraebear
    kraebear Posts: 66
    calling out the wrong name..hmm mmm...while doing the deed. Or worse, being called the wrong name lol...sorry, had to get off the candy subject, and now I'm the perv in the group ha ha ha!!

    I only ever dated women named "Honey" or "Baby."

    Oh I see what you did thurr
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    cute lol:laugh:
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    calling out the wrong name..hmm mmm...while doing the deed. Or worse, being called the wrong name lol...sorry, had to get off the candy subject, and now I'm the perv in the group ha ha ha!!

    I only ever dated women named "Honey" or "Baby."
    And men named "Thor" or 'stud'?
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    when the man driving tells you to buy some candy for all of the people in the van
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.

    Even worse the other way around.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    When you realize 95 year old men are getting more action then you are.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.

    Even worse the other way around.

    :laugh: Awkward!
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    ...when he says the wrong name, but you decide not to correct him, because whatever "she" liked is working REALLY well.

    Bahahaha...
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    When you realize 95 year old men are getting more action then you are.

    You've been talking to my wife?
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    When you realise that your wife is in bed naked and you're sat in another room writing stupid messages on here
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    When the 95 year old man tells you you're not hot enough for him.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.

    Only to find out that 95 year old man is your grandpa...then he tells you the story of how he met grandma...she couldn't resist him when he slid open the van door, offered her a Reeses, called her the wrong name while doing the deed in the van and BAM! That's how your mom or dad was made.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    You're stuck in a deserted, freezing airport with a 16 yr old boy from the bronx and a very small airplane blanket between the 2 of you. In the middle of the summer heat so all you have with you are shorts and tank tops. aaawkward!
    sleeping back to back with a 16 yr old isn't exactly how I expected to end my tropical vacation! At least the guys that work there brought us some airplane food.

    I hope the airport has updated their " PSA" system. since '95!
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.

    Only to find out that 95 year old man is your grandpa...then he tells you the story of how he met grandma...she couldn't resist him when he slid open the van door, offered her a Reeses, called her the wrong name while doing the deed in the van and BAM! That's how your mom or dad was made.

    That awkward moment when a random person on the internet knows your family history.
  • bittersweetvictories
    bittersweetvictories Posts: 5
    When you laugh out loud in a quiet library and people wonder what you are laughing about and you say "95 year old men doing thigh presses for candy while the guy on the opposite machine is in his favorite awkward position and all you can think about is not letting him see your black licorice!"

    This is a funny thread.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    calling out the wrong name..hmm mmm...while doing the deed. Or worse, being called the wrong name lol...sorry, had to get off the candy subject, and now I'm the perv in the group ha ha ha!!

    I only ever dated women named "Honey" or "Baby."

    Yea...they were the ones on the pole when they looked up and seen daddy lol...only reason in the world to have that kind of name..lol
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    You're stuck in a deserted, freezing airport with a 16 yr old boy from the bronx and a very small airplane blanket between the 2 of you.

    Oh God I hate it when that happens
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Going for a thread kill:

    When you realize the really hot girl you just sent your nudes to, is a 95 year old man.

    Only to find out that 95 year old man is your grandpa...then he tells you the story of how he met grandma...she couldn't resist him when he slid open the van door, offered her a Reeses, called her the wrong name while doing the deed in the van and BAM! That's how your mom or dad was made.

    That awkward moment when a random person on the internet knows your family history.

    OH SNAP, I'm good lmao
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Oh.

    You're on vacation and chilling out, drunk in the pool. Groping your husband. Only to turn around and realize it's not your husband.
    Fun times! At least he was cute.
  • choochoobell
    choochoobell Posts: 147 Member
    When you fart at the gym and some poor unsuspecting soul walks right into it.
  • kms1104
    kms1104 Posts: 110 Member
    When you realise that your wife is in bed naked and you're sat in another room writing stupid messages on here

    That's not awkward, that's just an epic FAIL...
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    When you realise that your wife is in bed naked and you're sat in another room writing stupid messages on here

    That's not awkward, that's just an epic FAIL...
    And yet I'm still here!
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    when you realize you are the official thread killer.

    Rest in peace thread, your time was short, but it was sweet.
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    when you realize you are the official thread killer.

    Rest in peace thread, your time was short, but it was sweet.

    Sweet...like candy. K, I'm done lol

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