that awkward moment

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    when you realize you are the official thread killer.

    Rest in peace thread, your time was short, but it was sweet.

    When you realize that you are not, in fact, the thread killer...but simply the Reese's hoarder...
  • Invictus195
    Invictus195 Posts: 112
    I always wanted to be an inner thigh machine....
  • TravisBurns
    TravisBurns Posts: 353 Member
    That awkward moment when a guy is actually ON the inner thigh machine.
  • twonkieone
    twonkieone Posts: 132
    when you get a guy in your van and realize you ran out of candy
    ^ funny!!!
  • twonkieone
    twonkieone Posts: 132
    That awkward moment when a guy is actually ON the inner thigh machine.
    and wearing his short shorts
  • aubreyjolley
    aubreyjolley Posts: 7
    When the person on the inner thigh machine is really a guy with short shorts...
    Bahaha this made me actually laugh out loud! Especially since I've experienced this... yikes
  • KeRAWRi
    KeRAWRi Posts: 79 Member
    When you realize the guy from the gym is the same guy from the van.
  • twonkieone
    twonkieone Posts: 132
    When you realize the guy from the gym is the same guy from the van.
    i just peed at that one
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
    When you doing the inner thigh machine in short shorts and theres a guy on a machine facing you

    Oh my God... that happened to me,, (I was the guy)... was that you? Umm,, wow, this is even more awkward now.

    the guy is on the inner thigh machine, in shorts, commando style....
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    When you realize the guy from the gym is the same guy from the van.

    SCARY!!
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    THREAD KILLER: (Real life incident that I wrote about on FB a few days ago)


    Older woman enters the sauna while I'm sitting there in nothing but a towel. She however is dressed in shorts and a jacket and lugging a liter of diet pepsi with her. Once inside she takes the lid off her soda and offers me a swig---Quickly I decline and give a bullsh!t excuse as to why i don't want any (y'know.. to be nice).

    So it's quiet and she then asks, 'Are you Japanese or have like some Japanese in you? Because you look like a Japanese!'........I'm Black. I've been mistaken for a Mexican a few times, but Japanese is on the other side of the fence. Afterwards she stands up and says, 'I'm gonna go get my blanket'.. then walks off and comes back with an actual frickin blanket...IN A SAUNA!!!!

    Needless to say, I make up an excuse about being late for *Insert random event here* and dash out of the room.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    When you realize the bacon shortage is imminent...
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    When you realize, while reading a thread on MFP, that people remember you from the thigh machine, the van, and the candy store.
  • frj85
    frj85 Posts: 62
    When you realize, while reading a thread on MFP, that people remember you from the thigh machine, the van, and the candy store.

    ^^^^^^^^ funny *kitten* right there hahaha
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    When you realize, while reading a thread on MFP, that people remember you from the thigh machine, the van, and the candy store.

    Yea, I'm gonna call winner for that one.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    When you realize, while reading a thread on MFP, that people remember you from the thigh machine, the van, and the candy store.

    You owe me a Reese's :grumble:
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    when you realize the thread you pronounced dead, has come back as a zombie thread.
  • tjlightbulb
    tjlightbulb Posts: 26
    When 4 guys talk about a van with candy
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    when you realize the thread you pronounced dead, has come back as a zombie thread.

    When you realize you can't remember the choreography from Thriller :embarassed:
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    When you realize, while reading a thread on MFP, that people remember you from the thigh machine, the van, and the candy store.

    You owe me a Reese's :grumble:
    OK, but you gotta come in the van to get it.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    When you realize, while reading a thread on MFP, that people remember you from the thigh machine, the van, and the candy store.

    You owe me a Reese's :grumble:
    OK, but you gotta come in the van to get it.

    Oh no...I fell for that last time...turned out to be black licorice :sick:
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    when you realize the thread you pronounced dead, has come back as a zombie thread.

    When you realize you can't remember the choreography from Thriller :embarassed:

    When you realize you weren't probably even born when Thriller came out
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    When after flirting with the girl using the inner thigh machine you look down and see giblets on the seat.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    when you realize the thread you pronounced dead, has come back as a zombie thread.

    When you realize you can't remember the choreography from Thriller :embarassed:

    When you realize you weren't probably even born when Thriller came out

    Damn 1982... I wasn't born yet either
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    when you realize the thread you pronounced dead, has come back as a zombie thread.

    When you realize you can't remember the choreography from Thriller :embarassed:

    When you realize you weren't probably even born when Thriller came out

    Damn 1982... I wasn't born yet either

    When you feel older than the dammed zombies in Thriller...:grumble:
  • Birdie
    Birdie Posts: 256 Member
    when your enjoying each others candy and you realize you have to fart
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    That awkward moment when you wave back to someone who was waving to someone else behind you.
  • LadyOfOceanBreeze
    LadyOfOceanBreeze Posts: 762 Member
    When you realize you love every person on this thread and you don't know why?


    :love: :love: :love:
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    You catch the woman interviewing you for a job glancing at your crotch...............and realizing your zipper is down.

    And then wondering did I really get the job based on my expertise and experience?
  • janelle1993
    janelle1993 Posts: 128
    Toooo Funny!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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