Surprising and unexpected yet incredibly welcome result!

OllyReeves
OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Soooooooo it would seem that as my tummy gets smaller, my bits appear bigger. WHo'd have thought it? RESULT!!
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  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
    Ahahaha! Olly you are a fricken scream up!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Good for you! Add it to your MFP measurements.
  • xSkinnyMinnyx
    xSkinnyMinnyx Posts: 70 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Oh no, not on that sensitive skin. Shaving's the way to go.
  • bellarox13
    bellarox13 Posts: 95 Member
    Haha. Maybe each time you work it out, you will burn more calories lol
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Oh no, not on that sensitive skin. Shaving's the way to go.

    This guy gives good advice.
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    Don't use veet. I tried it on my legs once and ended up with a chemical burn. That would surely be unpleasant.
  • Melisamab
    Melisamab Posts: 16 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    hot wax, separates the men from the boys :wink:
  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    Veet is better than Nair any day. I can't get past the awful smell that Nair has.

    But I agree with SeaRunner, if you want it smoot, shaving is definitely the way to go. Not like guys have to touch as many sensitive parts with that sharp razor. Although I would think shaving parts of my bits would be easier than shaving yours.....mine don't have a tendency to shrink.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    hot wax, separates the men from the boys :wink:

    Good Lord, waxing could separate "the boys" from the man.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    eww why remove all the hair? we're men!!
    even for girls it's a little awkward for me.
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    Veet is better than Nair any day. I can't get past the awful smell that Nair has.

    But I agree with SeaRunner, if you want it smoot, shaving is definitely the way to go. Not like guys have to touch as many sensitive parts with that sharp razor. Although I would think shaving parts of my bits would be easier than shaving yours.....mine don't have a tendency to shrink.

    Razors will do that to any unit...it can smell fear.
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    lmao before attempting any such hair removal lotions potions and what have yous... read these... you might not have any to clean around after it they will either crawl away and hide or you will laugh them off!


    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
  • They have chemical hair removers specifically for your lands down below, guys.
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member

    Razors will do that to any unit...it can smell fear.

    AHAHAHA! Laughed so hard I nearly spat my coffee!
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    hot wax, separates the men from the boys :wink:

    Good Lord, waxing could separate "the boys" from the man.

    haha it takes true courage and strength to use hot wax :) ...its a talent actually...also shaving - ingrown hairs are not attractive or pleasant :happy:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    hot wax, separates the men from the boys :wink:

    Good Lord, waxing could separate "the boys" from the man.

    haha it takes true courage and strength to use hot wax :) ...its a talent actually...also shaving - ingrown hairs are not attractive or pleasant :happy:

    I actually meant I'd be afraid that with one wrong pull a guy could end up singing soprano in a boys choir. There's only a bit of skin holding the package together you know.
  • dittmarml
    dittmarml Posts: 351 Member
    OMG thanks for starting my morning off with a laugh!! :)
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    lmao before attempting any such hair removal lotions potions and what have yous... read these... you might not have any to clean around after it they will either crawl away and hide or you will laugh them off!


    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

    I literally ended up on the floor with tears streaming down my face over this...omg the best f*cking laughs of my life
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    bit of hair removal cream and they will appear even bigger! haha x

    Don't play with that stuff around there...just go to amazon and read the nair hair removal cream reviews. Plenty of british blokes that have made that mistake....

    haha oh dear...should really try veet for sensitive skin...or just hot wax it :tongue:

    hot wax, separates the men from the boys :wink:

    Good Lord, waxing could separate "the boys" from the man.

    haha it takes true courage and strength to use hot wax :) ...its a talent actually...also shaving - ingrown hairs are not attractive or pleasant :happy:

    I actually meant I'd be afraid that with one wrong pull a guy could end up singing soprano in a boys choir. There's only a bit of skin holding the package together you know.

    the talent and skill is making sure you don't lose anything of vital importance ! :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Best NSV ever!!! lol
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
    Best NSV ever!!! lol
    Is it really sad that Ive been here since Feb and only NOW know what NSV means? :laugh:
  • Dead_Darling
    Dead_Darling Posts: 478 Member
    lmao before attempting any such hair removal lotions potions and what have yous... read these... you might not have any to clean around after it they will either crawl away and hide or you will laugh them off!


    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

    Tears are rolling down my face :laugh: brilliant!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Best NSV ever!!! lol
    Is it really sad that Ive been here since Feb and only NOW know what NSV means? :laugh:

    haha, and we've managed to kill off this thread too :huh:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Best NSV ever!!! lol
    Is it really sad that Ive been here since Feb and only NOW know what NSV means? :laugh:

    haha, and we've managed to kill off this thread too :huh:

    No, still alive and kicking and measuring and poking and prodding...
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    Ermmmmm HELLO? Thsi is not a thread about the best way to baldy your bits, this a thread to celebrate my new found massive (ish...oh okay, slightly less pathetic) manhood.

    Back to topic on 3....1....2......3.....go!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    [/quote]

    No, still alive and kicking and measuring and poking and prodding...
    [/quote]

    Well I've killed off my own lol
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Ermmmmm HELLO? Thsi is not a thread about the best way to baldy your bits, this a thread to celebrate my new found massive (ish...oh okay, slightly less pathetic) manhood.

    Back to topic on 3....1....2......3.....go!

    That's the beauty of the boards, no guarantees, mine turned into football haha
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