If Justin Bieber hit you?

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  • UFC153
    UFC153 Posts: 51
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    Probably be the same feeling when a dog licks me on my face
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
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    considering the fact that i probably hit harder then him...id hit him back..most likely knock him out..then tie him up and fck selena infront of him..is that bad?

    Only if it would be bad to be in for video
  • stevehomoki
    stevehomoki Posts: 68
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    How would you even know he did? :laugh:
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    his arm would break away in pieces. unless he has had some martial arts or boxing training. and by martial arts i mean muay thai mma or kung fu not karate or tae kwon do
  • HeatherPH
    HeatherPH Posts: 125 Member
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    I'd touch his penis.

    hahahahah!
  • RollinDawg
    RollinDawg Posts: 235 Member
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    Laugh, then whip his *kitten*. Next morning I'd send everybody I know copies of the newspaper when the headline read "Man in wheelchair kick's Beiber's *kitten*"
  • MikesterAZ
    MikesterAZ Posts: 67 Member
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    Why are you using this poor boy to get attention for your troll thread!!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    I would sic my children on him and mow him down. You can't sue a 2 year old, and I'm sure the girls would be able to inflict more damage than his pansy *kitten* ever could..

    But the more important question would be.. Why the HELL am I even within radius of that androgenous robot? Unless it was purely by accident.. in which case he could "accidentally" meet the bumper of my minivan first... repeatedly...
  • 1996gtstang
    1996gtstang Posts: 279 Member
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    buy him a shot of yukon jack
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    i think you guy are hilarious i bet the beebs gets more poon than you ever have or will

    Poon? I don't think he plays for that team. I am sure he gets his share meat whistles.
  • Prettylittlelotus
    Prettylittlelotus Posts: 239 Member
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    I'd touch his penis.

    Ahahahahaha! I thought she was a girl.
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
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    I'd touch his penis.

    A little creepy but a whole LOT funny!!!!!!
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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    lol@trying to sue Bieber. he can make you disappear forever.
  • JLand918
    JLand918 Posts: 156
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    Not sure I have never been hit by a girl before....?
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    laugh then smack him around a bit and post to youtube for the world to see the wimpy bieber got his *kitten* handed to him for being stupied enough to hit me
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    My mother taught me not to hit women

    LOL.....IM CRYING AND LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • JephaMooi
    JephaMooi Posts: 112 Member
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    If the Beebs hit ANYONE, even he'd be surprised!
  • kraebear
    kraebear Posts: 66
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    Nothing. That'd be a great story.

    "One time Bieber punched me in the face... It was AWESOME."

    His favorite movie is Varsity Blues
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    Why so much hatred for the Biebs??? Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhh
    I have the Bieber Fever :tongue:
  • kraebear
    kraebear Posts: 66
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    Why so much hatred for the Biebs??? Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhh
    I have the Bieber Fever :tongue:

    a slight case of Beaver, you say?

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