If Jesus was your PT, what would you ask him?

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  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Can you turn this towel into bacon??


    Nice!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Seafood bread and red wine? really?
  • andeehrdz
    andeehrdz Posts: 59 Member
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    Can you make the fat go to my butt and boobs? thank you. fantastic,
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    When I get to Heaven can I still be an *kitten*?
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 270 Member
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    Sandals Dude? For a workout? Really? :tongue:
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    If you can turn water into wine, what happens when you pee?
  • HarleyQuinn_12
    HarleyQuinn_12 Posts: 376 Member
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    When I get to Heaven can I still be an *kitten*?


    Hmmm Cliffy, you are predicting Heaven...bold move! hah
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,557 Member
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    How many calories do you burn walking on water?
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
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    Quit hiding out and get down here and prove to me that you are who all these others think you are.
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
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    If God made us all in his image, why arent you fat?
  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
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    Can you just perform one of those miracles and just make me skinny?
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Seafood bread and red wine? really?

    :laugh:
  • FeebRyan
    FeebRyan Posts: 738 Member
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    If you knew the trouble you would cause, would you have just stayed away?
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    If you can turn water into wine, what happens when you pee?

    Cider :sick:
  • Polly758
    Polly758 Posts: 623 Member
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    What does the H stand for?

    That's easy: Hézus.

    I have it on good authority it stands for Hussein.
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
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    Do we have to keep walking up and down these dang mountains?..
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
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    Can you make the fat go to my butt and boobs? thank you. fantastic,

    This is me!!!
  • Frozen300
    Frozen300 Posts: 223 Member
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    Can you turn this towel into bacon??

    Doubt it, Jewish and all....
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
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    I want wine to flow from my kitchen faucet! please!
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
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    oh and ps..jesus make the christians give us pagans our sabbats back..all they've done is ruined them.
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