If Jesus was your PT, what would you ask him?

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  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
    Can you just perform one of those miracles and just make me skinny?
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Seafood bread and red wine? really?

    :laugh:
  • FeebRyan
    FeebRyan Posts: 738 Member
    If you knew the trouble you would cause, would you have just stayed away?
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    If you can turn water into wine, what happens when you pee?

    Cider :sick:
  • Polly758
    Polly758 Posts: 623 Member
    What does the H stand for?

    That's easy: Hézus.

    I have it on good authority it stands for Hussein.
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
    Do we have to keep walking up and down these dang mountains?..
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
    Can you make the fat go to my butt and boobs? thank you. fantastic,

    This is me!!!
  • Frozen300
    Frozen300 Posts: 223 Member
    Can you turn this towel into bacon??

    Doubt it, Jewish and all....
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
    I want wine to flow from my kitchen faucet! please!
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
    oh and ps..jesus make the christians give us pagans our sabbats back..all they've done is ruined them.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Hey, I saw your dad on the bus, he was just like one of us.

    :laugh: Trying to make his way home..
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    Can you turn this towel into bacon??


    Nice!

    Yes, and also make it so the bacon has 0 calories and fat.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    can I try those wings out just once? it will only be for about 10 minutes....I wanna fly over a football game and freak some people out....please????
  • aochoa123
    aochoa123 Posts: 299 Member
    Can you just perform one of those miracles and just make me skinny?

    I like this one!!!
  • Frozen300
    Frozen300 Posts: 223 Member
    Can you give all my past dogs a soul? I really want them waiting for me at the gates, thanx.
  • ElicitDreams
    ElicitDreams Posts: 73 Member
    Can you give all my past dogs a soul? I really want them waiting for me at the gates, thanx.

    You, sir, get an A+
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Get a hair cut hippie... also, hippies use the side door... also "Hey baby.. what's up with you and Mary Mag?"
  • LilLolo22
    LilLolo22 Posts: 229 Member
    I'd ask what he'd REALLY do
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    Are those sandlals ok to lift in? How about for running?
  • shorty35565
    shorty35565 Posts: 1,425 Member
    Would you make me beautiful?
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    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
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