coffee enema for eliminating toxins?
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WRONG HOLE0
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WHAT ... THE ................. FLUCK
Don't you mean
WHAT ... THE ................ FLUSH???0 -
I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.
Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.
Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.0 -
I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.
Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.
Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.0 -
Someone with more anatomy knowledge, please correct me if I'm wrong here, but I don't believe that anything goes from the colon to the liver.0
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don't be a sucker0
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Seriously? That seems counterproductive to good health by doing an enema for any reason other than extreme constipation.0
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Brew a pot, drink it and then eat the grounds instead. Added fiber.0
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I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.
Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.
Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.
Nope! Just about that dude Gerson. Watched a documentary, randomly.0 -
It's an exit hole not an entry hole.
Toxins will go through healthy living anyway, you do not need to stick anything up your butt to achieve this.0 -
Okay, I admit it- when I read this thread topic title I burst out laughing lol0
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umm. eww.
eat right. exercise.0 -
I think the idea is to get a quick dose of caffeine straight into your body they do this with alcohol and tampons0
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Don't get the mug stuck.
That had me rolling..0 -
Okay so consider this, An alcoholic who was no longer allowed to consume alcohol heard that he could still get intoxicated by inserting his beverage of choice through enema. He then poured a small bottle of Jack Daniels into his *kitten*, less than a half hour later he died of alcohol poisoning. How did a seasoned vet die on such a small amount? The walls inside you *kitten* will asorb everything very quickly and dump it into your bloodsteam without any sort of filtering like happens when it goes through your stomach, liver and kideneys. This is in fact a true documented case of death.
With that being said picture caffeine and anything else being asorbed directly into your body/bloodstream with absolutley no filters or way to keep it in check. We all joke about this but in reality you are begging for your heart to be damaged among other issues. So before doing something this stupid please take at least 10 seconds to think, if it still seems like a good idea then by all means please dive right in, there's a good chance you offer nothing to society and we probably don't need you around anyway0 -
What "toxins" are you eliminating from your body?
Seriously. I could never understand what exactly you're trying to get rid of when people go on their juice fast, coffee enema or what have you. Your body is designed to get rid of toxins (hello kidneys and liver!) so what "additional" toxins are you speaking about?0 -
in all seriousness, look into a doctor advised colon cleansing = like you'd do for a colonscopy-
and stick w/ PROVEN, SAFE measures
to achieve the same desired results.
Don't attempt anything without your doctor's consent.
IF your overall health is your MAIN concern, not strictly YET ANOTHER fast weight loss gimmick.0 -
Less butt/coffee talk, more dinosaurs!
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ok, not much of "people-talking-about-their-coffee-enema-experience" but I surely had a blast reading the comments.:laugh:
also, loved the dinosaurs...0 -
Try eating the GOMBS diet by Dr. Furman. It will naturally keep your liver clean of toxins for life. I've been eating the GOMBS diet plus protein for about 5 months. In the 10 months time I've been on myfitnesspal, I went from 198 to 119. I eat two large GOMBS salids a day with Chicken Breasts or Fish. I add yogart dressing. I don't starve myself and I am in the maintenance stage.
What the hells a gomb?
Here is the Gombs Diet:
Greens
Green leafy vegetables contain a variety of systems and nutrients which put a slippery, silicone-like coating inside your blood vessels, where they activate the Nrf2 mechanism which prevents plaque and speeds up the rate at which the fat will melt away from inside the blood vessel.
Onions
The Medical Journal of Clinical Nutrition published a study which was conducted in Europe indicated that individual who regularly ate onions recorded a 60 to 70% decrease in every major cancer.
Mushrooms
A study that was recently published in the international Journal of Cancer indicated that women who consumed mushrooms regularly are 64% less prone to developing breast cancer; that is approximately 10 grams of mushrooms on a daily basis.
Berries and Beans
Berries and beans contain high levels of cancer preventive antioxidants and they promote healthy functioning of the brain.
Seeds
Raw nuts and seeds contain fats and phytochemicals which assist in the reduction of inflammation, assist in reducing cholesterol and assist in the absorption of additional essential micronutrients. As suggested by Dr. Fuhrman, eating nuts as an ingredient in your salad or making salad dressings out of them will be highly beneficial to your health.
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/68541590 -
Try eating the GOMBS diet by Dr. Furman. It will naturally keep your liver clean of toxins for life. I've been eating the GOMBS diet plus protein for about 5 months. In the 10 months time I've been on myfitnesspal, I went from 198 to 119. I eat two large GOMBS salids a day with Chicken Breasts or Fish. I add yogart dressing. I don't starve myself and I am in the maintenance stage.
What the hells a gomb?
Here is the Gombs Diet:
Greens
Green leafy vegetables contain a variety of systems and nutrients which put a slippery, silicone-like coating inside your blood vessels, where they activate the Nrf2 mechanism which prevents plaque and speeds up the rate at which the fat will melt away from inside the blood vessel.
Onions
The Medical Journal of Clinical Nutrition published a study which was conducted in Europe indicated that individual who regularly ate onions recorded a 60 to 70% decrease in every major cancer.
Mushrooms
A study that was recently published in the international Journal of Cancer indicated that women who consumed mushrooms regularly are 64% less prone to developing breast cancer; that is approximately 10 grams of mushrooms on a daily basis.
Berries and Beans
Berries and beans contain high levels of cancer preventive antioxidants and they promote healthy functioning of the brain.
Seeds
Raw nuts and seeds contain fats and phytochemicals which assist in the reduction of inflammation, assist in reducing cholesterol and assist in the absorption of additional essential micronutrients. As suggested by Dr. Fuhrman, eating nuts as an ingredient in your salad or making salad dressings out of them will be highly beneficial to your health.
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/68541590 -
I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.
Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.
Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.
Thanks for posting that. I did one about 6 months ago after eating raw for about 2 weeks. you have to be extremely hydrated, you can't go into blindly.
OP, saldy, I've learned on this board if you want to talk about anything like this you will be shunned and made fun of. Most people don't have knowledge about this sort of thing, nor do they want to. There are groups on here about eating raw such as "fat, sick and nearly dead". I would suggest joining that group, as people there tend to know more about a vegan or raw diet and what goes along with it. Feel free to add me also, I'm on my 6th day of a juice feast and I feel amazing.0 -
Where has the recent fascination with your colon and the idea that you would lose weight and be healthier if you would just clean that sucker out.
The scientist in me is starting to think its moving towards some type of weird anal fixation / disorder....0 -
I'm sure it's been mentioned on here thus far, but I didn't read through all the posts to find if someone covered it.
Coffee enemas are best known to me as a part of the Gerson method. When combined with a fully Vegan and Organic diet, the caffeine in the coffee is absorbed through the colon (the most absorbent region of the body, surprisingly enough) and is immediately shipped to the liver, which puts the organ into hyper drive. Yes the liver is responsible for clearly much of the toxins in your body, but if you are going to do coffee enemas, there's little to no point without the combined diet.
Gerson attempted his method in experiment form in a Tuberculosis Hospital long ago. He assigned one full ward to the Gerson method and after a week or two there were no improvements in the patients and he thought this was impossible. Turns out one of the night nurses was sneaking the patients midnight snacks of pastries and bread goods. He reprimanded her, she vowed to follow the diet he assigned. 99% of the patients in that ward walked out of the hospital completely cured.
Did they walk or ride out on thier magic unicorns? It has about as much likelyhood as being true....0 -
Coffee...? Enema...?
My most favourite and least favourite things in the same sentence!
Why do you hate coffee?
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:bigsmile: :drinker: i hear there an awsome way to start your day:drinker: :bigsmile:0
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I've heard of it. It's a special kind of coffee, not like Folgers or Starbucks or anything (LOL!) it's supposed to open all of your ducts and flush things out. A friend of mine was told about it, you're supposed to have several "regular" colon cleansings and then the coffee one (to make sure your tubing is squeaky clean I guess) and the caffeine in the special coffee is absorbed through the large intestine into the bloodstream and opens the bile ducts and other ducts and helps flush them out. It's supposed to be good for you, I just don't like stuff up my back door... personal preference. :noway:0
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Just don't try it in Starbucks...0
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Why don't you just drink it? I find that drinking a cup of coffe in the morning pretty quickly flushes me out.
Yes. Exactly what I was thinking.
The jingle goes "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your CUP" - not in your butt. Ack.0
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