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    chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Any guesses on how long this one will last before it gets locked and/or banned?
      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/754721-water-intake-the-final-debate
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Can you smell bacon?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Good Morning, Handsome :flowerforyou: Can I tell you it's nice to see you?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Did you ever see that comedy sketch where crazed homeless dudes were paired up so that it appeared like they were having conversations with each other when they were actually both mumbling to themselves?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      No Deter, but can I tell you that it made me chuckle just thinking about it?

      Good post Gorilla, I really need to drink more water everyday. Can I think of you with every gulp?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      So... you are asking my permission to think of me, as you swallow?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      How do I answer that? lol

      Gorilla: 1
      DVS: 0
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      I'm getting some not so attractive calluses on my hands. Does Target have lifting gloves or do I have to go to a sporting goods store for those?
    • Posts: 1,145 Member
      Does anyone know anything about car repair? My alternator went on my car yesterday....

      I can pay in personal favors???? :blushing:
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      I'm getting some not so attractive calluses on my hands. Does Target have lifting gloves or do I have to go to a sporting goods store for those?

      Do I look like I know?

      IMG_0382.jpg
    • Posts: 1,145 Member
      Dawn...do you know I love your profile picture?...I just want to lick those sexy abs. Is that weird?
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      I'm getting some not so attractive calluses on my hands. Does Target have lifting gloves or do I have to go to a sporting goods store for those?
      You need quality gloves, the store is immaterial. Target, Walmart, et al do not sell "good" anything.

      Did you see my response to your post on the other thread? lol
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Sorry to hear that Jojo. Do you know I wish I could help?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Deter did you know that's what my hands are starting to look like. Gross for a girl, huh?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Dawn...do you know I love your profile picture?...I just want to lick those sexy abs. Is that weird?

      Can I motorboat you first?
    • Posts: 1,145 Member
      show previous quotes

      Can I motorboat you first?

      Can we just take turns? You motorboat and I lick???
    • Posts: 2,198 Member
      Did anyone else notice that Determined's palms... are hairy? (I'm just kidding.)
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Don't you know knurling keeps my palm hair at bay?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Yeah, where has that hand been Deter? lol
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Wouldn't it be more interesting to know where it's going?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Are you going to work up a sweat and log your calories burned when you are done?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Can I say thank you for assuming it would take so much work?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Didn't you mention stamina earlier?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Do you remember everything I say?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Only the things that matter, you know?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Did you know I have to get ready to go watch my nephew play some football? Will I see y'all later?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      So my stamina matters to you?
    • Posts: 2,363 Member
      Is it morning or afternoon? :yawn:
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Can you believe this is my 1500th post in just over 3 months?
    • Posts: 2,001 Member
      Are you asking about your own location?
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