I have one calorie left! What shall I eat [Satire]
GhotiandTchoghs
Posts: 15
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I am thinking, maybe, .2 grams of a hershey bar!
What else does everyone suggest?
What else does everyone suggest?
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this is going south pretty dang quick...0
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this is going south pretty dang quick...
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I say...walk for 5 minutes and eat half of a half of the bar.0
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A tic tac- one little calorie XD0
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always go for a calming tea.0
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A tic tac- one little calorie XD
I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....0 -
Lol!0
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A tic tac- one little calorie XD
I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....
then eat half!!0 -
I say...walk for 5 minutes and eat half of a half of the bar.
I would have to run at fifteen miles an hour for five minutes to burn enough for a half a bar. The MFP numbers are way off.0 -
A tic tac- one little calorie XD
I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....
then eat half!!
But that's .75 calories! What do I do about the last .25? =(0 -
if I said what i really thought.... I would get banned lmao so... uhm.... I agree with the tic tac lol0
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a grape0
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I teaspoon of sugar free Jell-O.0
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half of a fruit flavored LifeSavor candy:)0
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One chew on a piece of sugar free gum.0
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A tic tac- one little calorie XD
I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....
then eat half!!
But that's .75 calories! What do I do about the last .25? =(
Eat 2/3 of the tic tac and you'll be set.0 -
4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.0 -
a chia seed0
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4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.
Where do you buy these magic foods that I presume taste amazing and have no calories?0 -
4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.
Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!0 -
if I said what i really thought.... I would get banned lmao so... uhm.... I agree with the tic tac lol
Aww, come on, ya know you wanna!0 -
Celery, so then you'd have 10 left?0
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Zeno's paradox time! Eat half of the .2 ozs of chocolate, then half of that half, then half of that half of that half. FOREVER. It's the never ending calorie!0
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4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.
Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!
The wonderful land of delicious-in-your-mind. No calories at all. You just sit, shut your eyes, and drool with the flavour savouring in your mouth.0 -
Everrrrrything goes south... If ya make it that way
(Avoiding paper)0 -
4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.
Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!
The wonderful land of delicious-in-your-mind. No calories at all. You just sit, shut your eyes, and drool with the flavour savouring in your mouth.
Just reading that list would be enough to put me over the edge . . . .0 -
A tic tac- one little calorie XD
I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....
Split the tic tac in half....xD OR do two jumping jacks and then eat the whole tic tac. hahahhaa. 1.5 calories... Oh my word.0
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