I have one calorie left! What shall I eat [Satire]

GhotiandTchoghs
GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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I am thinking, maybe, .2 grams of a hershey bar!

What else does everyone suggest?

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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    this is going south pretty dang quick...
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
    this is going south pretty dang quick...

    How so?
  • amylovescupcakes
    amylovescupcakes Posts: 146 Member
    I say...walk for 5 minutes and eat half of a half of the bar.
  • LaurenLite
    LaurenLite Posts: 87
    A tic tac- one little calorie XD
  • anticheer101
    anticheer101 Posts: 34
    always go for a calming tea.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....
  • tbs10
    tbs10 Posts: 1
    Lol!
  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    then eat half!!
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
    I say...walk for 5 minutes and eat half of a half of the bar.

    I would have to run at fifteen miles an hour for five minutes to burn enough for a half a bar. The MFP numbers are way off.
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    then eat half!!

    But that's .75 calories! What do I do about the last .25? =(
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    if I said what i really thought.... I would get banned lmao so... uhm.... I agree with the tic tac lol
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    a grape
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,228 Member
    I teaspoon of sugar free Jell-O.
  • TexasTroy
    TexasTroy Posts: 477 Member
    half of a fruit flavored LifeSavor candy:)
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
    One chew on a piece of sugar free gum.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    then eat half!!

    But that's .75 calories! What do I do about the last .25? =(

    Eat 2/3 of the tic tac and you'll be set.
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175
    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    a chia seed
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

    Where do you buy these magic foods that I presume taste amazing and have no calories?
  • Cameo530
    Cameo530 Posts: 155 Member
    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

    Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    if I said what i really thought.... I would get banned lmao so... uhm.... I agree with the tic tac lol

    Aww, come on, ya know you wanna!
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Celery, so then you'd have 10 left?:wink:
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Zeno's paradox time! Eat half of the .2 ozs of chocolate, then half of that half, then half of that half of that half. FOREVER. It's the never ending calorie!
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175
    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

    Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!

    The wonderful land of delicious-in-your-mind. No calories at all. You just sit, shut your eyes, and drool with the flavour savouring in your mouth.
  • 20tulipgirl20
    20tulipgirl20 Posts: 99
    Everrrrrything goes south... If ya make it that way




    (Avoiding paper)
  • awesomek001
    awesomek001 Posts: 167 Member
    4 chocolate chip cookies
    1 slice of ice cream cake
    2 donuts - glazed of course
    a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
    and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

    Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!

    The wonderful land of delicious-in-your-mind. No calories at all. You just sit, shut your eyes, and drool with the flavour savouring in your mouth.

    Just reading that list would be enough to put me over the edge . . . .
  • ObtainingBalance
    ObtainingBalance Posts: 1,446 Member
    A tic tac- one little calorie XD

    I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

    Split the tic tac in half....xD OR do two jumping jacks and then eat the whole tic tac. hahahhaa. 1.5 calories... Oh my word.

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