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GorillaEsq
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After a particularly awful day at the courthouse, I thought it might be fun to brainstorm on a few career changes. Thus, list your current job, and a few "dream jobs" thereafter.
I'll start.
Current Job:
Corporate compliance attorney / mediator
Dream Jobs:
Cabana boy
Porn-star ninja
Sports bra
King of my own island that is only inhabited by nymphomaniac supermodels
Keep being awesome...
Happy Monday
I'll start.
Current Job:
Corporate compliance attorney / mediator
Dream Jobs:
Cabana boy
Porn-star ninja
Sports bra
King of my own island that is only inhabited by nymphomaniac supermodels
Keep being awesome...
Happy Monday
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Current job:
Stay at home mama
Dream job:
Embalmer (I worked in a funeral home and loved every second of it)
Actress
Writer
I don't hate my current job, I have great kids that are fairly easy- but I do miss my work life. I've been home for a year now. It feels like Groundhog Day, every day.0 -
Current Job: Web support for a broken website, hotline answerer for the #'s on our vehicles, and a partridge and a pear tree.
Dream Job: Brunette Erin Andrews
Restaurant owner
The next big 33 year old supermodel(hahaha)0 -
Current Job
Registered Nurse.....Critical care
Dream Jobs
Multi bilion dollar winner on the pwrball so I don't have to work
consultant for DILFNESS HGH....Hell Getting Handsome brand clothing
Line server at chipotle
casher at Menchies
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Current job:
Admin officer at a heavy haulage truck company
Deam job:
puppy patter - play with all the cute puppies all day - and I mean the four leg type
taste tester - only if I never got fat!
massage tester - sothey can try a new technique on me each day0 -
Line server at chipotle0
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Current job:
Research assistant (code monkey)
Dream job:
Professional mattress tester
Napsite evaluator
User experience expert (sleep experience specialization)0 -
Current job:
Dental Assistant for an Orthodontist
Dream job:
To work at Obscura Antiques In NYC
Make-up artist for The Walking Dead
Fluffer for a porn star ninja0 -
Fluffer for a porn star ninja0
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:beaten like a recalcitrant cabana boy:0
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Current job: scientist/ research assistant professor
Dream jobs: scientist with unlimited funding and no need to apply for a grant ever again.
Other dream jobs: massage therapist, belly dancer, cake decorator (mmmm)0 -
Fluffer for a porn star ninja
I was hoping to just get hired on the spot. I have to interview?0 -
Currently: Graphic Designer/Social Media Marketing Director
Fantasy Job: To Be the Nympho Supermodel Queen to the King of Gorilla Island....kinda has a nice ring to it....0 -
Fluffer for a porn star ninja
I was hoping to just get hired on the spot. I have to interview?
LAUGHING MY *kitten* OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Current Job:
Supervisor over 747 sections at a local aerospace plant
Dream Jobs:
Fluff boy to the fluff girls on King of Gorilla Island0 -
Current job:
Dental Assistant for an Orthodontist
Dream job:
To work at Obscura Antiques In NYC
Make-up artist for The Walking Dead
Fluffer for a porn star ninja
I was an Ortho assistant for 2.5 years. That..... I do not miss. At all. Not even a smidge.0 -
Current Job:
stay at home mom, aka the cook, the maid, the landscaper, the doctor, the nurse, the napkin, the super hot nympho chick i married(currently on strike), the transport driver, and the mechanic........(why cant he even change a tire?)
Dream Jobs:
carnie(i used to be one....i love people watching)0 -
Fantasy Job: To Be the Nympho Supermodel Queen to the King of Gorilla Island....kinda has a nice ring to it....0
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current job: Veterinary technician
dream job: Kickboxing. Sport of the future.0 -
I am a professional talker, pointer and smiler, life is good.
Don't hate me.0 -
Current Job : Medicare Fraud Analyst
Dream Job : Stay at home Mommy0
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