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How to stop drinking and still be 'one of the guys'!
All you have to do is stop at the gym on a Saturday night before going out. The smartest part of my plan is to do a really heavy leg workout! I'm talking squats, deads - the works!
If you push hard enough you will probably get a little light headed - no need for alcohol there. Check!
You'll feel warm and have a slightly flushed face. Check!
You'll be staggering between bars with your jelly (jello) like legs. Check!
It will be cheaper, you will get a workout in, and you will still look like you're keeping up with everyone else! It's a good thing water also looks like vodka.
No need to thank me folks, you can't buy advice this good!
If you push hard enough you will probably get a little light headed - no need for alcohol there. Check!
You'll feel warm and have a slightly flushed face. Check!
You'll be staggering between bars with your jelly (jello) like legs. Check!
It will be cheaper, you will get a workout in, and you will still look like you're keeping up with everyone else! It's a good thing water also looks like vodka.
No need to thank me folks, you can't buy advice this good!

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Cheers, I'll drink to that.
I think I'll be a bit of a Cadbury kid at the moment.0 -
House parties/BBQ gatherings... I usually buy a 6 pack of beer in brown bottles... or any sort of coloured bottle really. After 1 drink that bottle keeps getting topped up with water... no one is the wiser.
Oh and my vodka screw driver? thats just some delicious juice.
^ tips I also found handy when "drinking" with friends0 -
House parties/BBQ gatherings... I usually buy a 6 pack of beer in brown bottles... or any sort of coloured bottle really. After 1 drink that bottle keeps getting topped up with water... no one is the wiser.
I love this!!0 -
House parties/BBQ gatherings... I usually buy a 6 pack of beer in brown bottles... or any sort of coloured bottle really. After 1 drink that bottle keeps getting topped up with water... no one is the wiser.
I love this!!0 -
It will be cheaper, you will get a workout in, and you will still look like you're keeping up with everyone else! It's a good thing water also looks like vodka.
No need to thank me folks, you can't buy advice this good!
Don't forget vodka also looks like vodka! I call it the healthy double bluff0 -
also if you cant avoid the drinking... just have shots... most of your calories are in mixers :P0
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Dont forget, everyone loves a designated driver!0
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most people would think I was drunk cause my cheeky antics still happened sober. Gave me an excuse, "I was drunk!!!" :laugh:
Even though I was wasn't drinking. Don't let the guys know and you can get payback for all the shenanigans....
Heck even the bouncers would laugh, but falling over sober hurts more!!!0 -
i became a fan of vodka soda waters w/ lime! its not fruity & delicious, so i sip it slower (positive!!) and it doesnt give you the nasty hangover a lot of sugary drinks give you when you have a few too many =]0
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