Crazy things said/done on 1st date!!

This might sound kinda lame, but I've really only had one "real" first date. where you meet and go do something then leave, ya know with all the awkward "get to know each other" kinda stuff.

But my first long term bf and I's first date was going to a movie. I was 16 and he was 19. during the movie I was playing with my hair, like I always do even still, and he asked if I needed something to do with my hands. Then he just held my hand. I really didn't think he wanted to hold hands lol... Then after the movie we went driving downtown (which is something young kids do in western OK, it's all about showing off and flirting and seeing who can get the most numbers lol) and on our first drag, I hear my brother's truck behind us. He pulls up on the drivers side (his side) and yells "Hey man what are you doing?" So my date looks at me and says I'm going to pull in and talk to him for a second." I said "OK but you should know that's my brother" Then I get the whole You are ____ ____'s little sister!!??? My brother parked and got out of the pick up and says "Hey what are you doin?...." See's me "... With my Sister?!?" It was hilarious

A little back story: I live in a very rural area and went to a VERY small school and played sports so I knew a LOT of other people from all the other little schools. My brother knew more people. I never met someone that didn't know my brother. So I was always the "little sister" it honestly cost me a few dates cause my brother is about 6'6'' 240# and built like a train. Everyone knew my brother and wouldn't risk making him mad by dating me lol

Went on a date with a tall, slender girl, model good looks that I'd met at work.
Bottom line was she was so slender because "she just didn't much care for food."

No second date. I don't date space aliens.

I was on a first date with this guy and we were in his car on the way to dinner. At the stoplight there was a homeless man asking for money. I was raised to always give money to the homeless, so I asked my date to roll down his window. My date looked at me like I had three heads, saying there was no way he was going to do that. So I rolled down my window and gave the homeless man the money. My date was so pissy about the whole thing that I wrote him off there and then.

I was out with this guy and a homeless man asked if we wanted to buy a copy of The Big Issue (magazine). My date was really rude to the poor fellow and started crapping on about 'people like that ......'. What about treating a fellow human being less fortunate than ourselves with some respect! I wrote him off there and then too.

I let my mother set me up ONCE.....

Mom said that he was tall, dark and drove a sports car. I was game...sounded like fun.

We will just say that he was definately tall (wayyyy over 6 feet tall...but...was all of about 120 pounds!!!) I had a rule back then, never go out with a guy who has a butt smaller than mine....Ok....it gets worse....the "sports car" was a canary yellow somthing (I swear I have blocked it out, just because you paint your car yellow does not make it a sports car)....picks me up wearing a suit and enough Polo cologne to choke a horse. Get in the car....tells me to pick out some music....I love music...but 80's "hairbands" hold a special place for me.....Ummmm??? All he listened to was christian music....I asked if he had anything "edgier" Soooo....I got to listen to Stryper, with the windows down....all the way to Fridays. We go in....waiter comes up, asks if we want something to drink? I say great....and order up a beer. My date.....he said he does not drink....ever. Ummmm???? Great....We order....food comes. He asks if I mind if we pray before eating....I am thinking a quiet, bow your head thing....nope....grab hands and loudly pray. I wanted to crawl under the table....

Ride home was quiet....I almost ran into the house....and I was back before 8:00PM.

Never again would I let me mom set me up......

This is my favourite story!!!!!!

There was one guy who took me out on a date and then as conversation started, I asked AGAIN if he was single (probably wrong timing...but I had asked before we got to the date part). He paused and my eyes got big because right then I knew he wasn't. He said yes that he was married with 4 children. As I stared at him for a moment he leaned over and tried to kiss me. I got up and left.

:huh: And you didn't think to ask this before you went on a date?

I did..hence the insert of saying I had asked before we got to the date part. He lied the first time and wasn't wearing a wedding ring.

What a sleaze! Was he wearing the ring on your date?

Nope, but he felt bad and somehow I felt the need to ask him again...so then when I asked him on the date he finally fessed up. Weird that I felt I should ask again.

Oh, to tell a story on myself.

Went on a date with a girl who lived in the country at the end of a very long driveway. On the way out, her dog started barking and chasing my car. I ended up running over it.

Yea, killed her dog. That didn't end well for any of us.

Oh snap!! Sounds like our farm where I grew up. I would have cried!

Went to a guys' house for a Monday Night football game...during which he fell asleep. I started walking out when he woke up and asked where I was going? Umm..yeah. Stimulating evening there...

HAHA That reminds me: Not a first date, but when I was with an ex, we went to his friends house, where he played video games for 6 hours straight without speaking a single word to me. i was exhausted, so i fell asleep on the floor on purpose. i guess he got the clue, but then he blamed me for us having to leave because i was tired. fighting ensued and we eventually broke up anyway.

I had a guy propose to me on the first date...he said he wanted me to have his babies and move to canada with him. SUPER CREEPY.

Went on a date where the girl basically called everything I loved wrong as I sat there through dinner looking at the biggest boggier I had ever seen hanging her nose.

Oh, to tell a story on myself.

Went on a date with a girl who lived in the country at the end of a very long driveway. On the way out, her dog started barking and chasing my car. I ended up running over it.

Yea, killed her dog. That didn't end well for any of us.

:indifferent:

SAMANTHA!!!! :sad:

I'm torn between two first dates...you guys decide:
1) Great first date...drop her off. Later on I get a phone call, says she wants to go on a drive....I'm thinking booty call, she's thinking, let's go to park and call my drug dealer and buy heroin.

2) I guess this was never really a date...met online (POF), texted/messaged back and forth for several weeks. Finally decide it's safe to meet her. I had to drive an hour....enroute to pick her up for the date, I get a text with a picture. It's a pic of a gift bag. Says she got me a gift...says she just left the adult store and that she had to buy me a brand new set of anal beads to use on me for our first date. I flipped that car around...twas a tense butt cheek clenched ride back home.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I've had two horrible dates that always make me shutter. Both were from an online dating site. The first one took me to the cheesecake factory for a nice lunch.(we met up there) It was a nice til they served the bread. He buttered the WHOLE loaf, and stuffed it into his mouth and kept talking. He didn't even bother to ask if I wanted any of the bread. Then since he paid for the meal he kept making statements that for the next date I needed to pay. Umm if my $4.00 side salad was to much for you to pay for then I would be happy to pay for myself and NOT your $30 meal. He called and called and would e-mail about why I didn't plan a second date with him. I had to tell him I didn't feel the chemistry.

The second bad date I had was with a different guy. We went to restaurant, and I was planning on paying for myself, because I knew after seeing him I wasn't interested( funny how they never look like their picture online) but he insisted on paying. I sat in a booth, and he sat next to me really close I was up against the wall. Then he tried to put his arm around me, and I said I have to go to the bathroom, and he told me I didn't. Then I said I had to go home and he told me I didn't, I was getting nervous at that point. I got forceful and told him to MOVE. Then he said he'd walk me to my car. I said I'm fine he didn't need to do that. I got in my car and drove off. I didn't go home because I was scared he was going to follow me. I made a bunch of twist, and turns, and parked in a crowed parking lot and sat there for 30 minutes.

I was just glad to read all these first dates and not see any that was with me...whew

First date with my now boyfriend...got super drunk and rapped Lil' Troy to him on our 30 minute drive back to our side of town. He must have loved my mad rapping skills since he didn't ditch me afterwards!

at 19 i went on a date and the guy had a "tickle me elmo" buckled in the back seat. i wanted to run....